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YEM, SITM, BBFCFM, WATSIYEM, BOAF, SOAM, DEG, CDT, CTB, CWYTWM, DwD, FEFY, and PYITE means something special to you
you think everything should be 1 for 3 and 2 for 5
people look at you strange when you say "my kidz"
you wander around the Wal-Mart parking lot with one finger in the air
you almost threw your laptop across the room when tickets went onsale
you get chills when you think of your first show
you think everything should be 1 for 3 and 2 for 5
people look at you strange when you say "my kidz"
you wander around the Wal-Mart parking lot with one finger in the air
you almost threw your laptop across the room when tickets went onsale
you get chills when you think of your first show
Score: 29
I just thought of my first show and got the chills. haha.
Score: 5
your 120 GB ipod is filling up quickly and all of your playlists begin w ph
Score: 15
you wish you still were at 8
Score: 7
you make a conscious effort to use 'Ph' instead of 'F'
Score: 24
it dosent shock u to see a drummer in a dress!
Score: 20
you think of the electrolux as a musical instrument
Score: 17
...You can swear to God the guy who just passed you in the concourse at the football game just whispered "Doses..."
Score: 27
you keep draining your back account for tour but it doesn't even phase you
Score: 8
you and some phriends are cruising through the country roads, puffin' some headies, and when the driver almost hits a possum, you phriend and you look at each other, smile, and scream, "WHOAH POSSUM!!! YOUR END IS THE ROAD!!!!"
Score: 7
You're 18th birthday was Riverport 7-29-98.You're 23rd bithday was Burggestown 7-29-03.
You're 100th show was on Halloween at Festival 8!
Score: 3
you desperately try to groundscore shit while leaving house parties
Score: 14
you're listening to 6.30.1994 while you're reading your history book for homework and you come across the date 6.30.1934 and you get that pheeling
Score: 4
when you learn how to play guitar after seeing Phish for the phirst time in 2000.
Score: 2
When you convince your kids that Weekapaugh, RI is a much better vacation destination than Disney.
Score: 17
When My Sweet One is your infants favorite lullabye...
Score: 7
Your parents or non-phish head friends ask you to talk about something else
Score: 45
And you know all the moves to a dance called the meatstick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File :MeatStick.gif
Score: 8
you see tour on a ticket or somthing random and it imediatly hits you somewher in your heart
you shout for joy when the ticket lady says frontrow center stage
you think of "Reba" when you see "bass" beer
you think of "Halleys comet" when you see comedy central logo
you think of passing out UNO cards instead of playing them
you shout for joy when the ticket lady says frontrow center stage
you think of "Reba" when you see "bass" beer
you think of "Halleys comet" when you see comedy central logo
you think of passing out UNO cards instead of playing them
Score: 2
when your first show is alpine valley 99 and your best friend looks like a fetus when you get back to madison.
Score: 1
you got tears in your eyes during Fluffhead on 3/6/09.
Score: 27
you've read this whole thread.
Score: 40
you want a round room at the end of the day
you're with some phriends who are heads drinkin with some kids who aren't and when a drunk kid says he hates phish and they are a meandering stoner band without any talent, you and you're phriends start berating him and pointing out every single way they're talented and unique
you're with some phriends who are heads drinkin with some kids who aren't and when a drunk kid says he hates phish and they are a meandering stoner band without any talent, you and you're phriends start berating him and pointing out every single way they're talented and unique
Score: 9
you think that w00kie pox should be considered a legitimate medical condition by doctors
Score: 6
because you have openly professed your love of raging on this board ha ha ha
Score: 2
the phish.net is your homepage
Score: 9
when you cant sleep because there's a show the next day (tonight in cincy)......
Score: 7
The most awkward, bizarre situations make so much sense.
Score: 6
whrn you have 1000 hours of shows and they are all on casset tape
Score: 6
the first thing you ask the surgeon after a major knee reconstruction is will i make it to philly in 6 days?
Score: 6
^^^^this was last wendsday
Score: 2
you smile at the words Doniac Schvice.
and smile even more when you think of it as The Schvice.
and smile even more when you think of it as The Schvice.
Score: 5
here's another one, when you see the following in your inbox, you get the chills and your heart jumps
"PHISHNET-DIGEST automatic digest system" <LISTSERV@LISTS.NETSPACE.ORG>
"PHISHNET-DIGEST automatic digest system" <LISTSERV@LISTS.NETSPACE.ORG>
Score: 1
you fly from SF to Detroit on a days notice, to only see one show, cause you have to be back in sf in order to make more money to do this again for msg.you cried when they broke up and you cried when they got back together.
you own and operate a website dedicated to phish
Score: 2
Someone named "Sharon" just makes you feel good!!!!
Score: 1
when you hear the phrase, "whos got my" and your head turns even when you are someplace that is not near the context
Score: 7
you contemplate what to add in this thread for 20 min!you hope phish does a tour of europe so you can save $ for your wedding!
Score: 5
You continue to still manipulate your conservative work schedule, like you did your college, to fit all the possible local shows in you can.....
Score: 4
You're posting on here instead of Phantasy Tour! And you post your phone number on a message board with no fear so a total stranger will have some company at a show.
Score: 6
you've seen 9 shows this year and you still pheel like you need to see them more this year, it's just not enough
Score: 9
when u start wishing people would just stand in front of their seats, for the most part : )
Score: 1
You know to take care of your shoes.
Score: 15
When all the people on the airplane are starring at you while your jamming out hard to a live show on your ipod........
Score: 2
You think your Christmas lights could use more more Kuroda.
Score: 38
You're 39 and somehow managed to see 11 shows this year and wondering when you can see more
Score: 6
On lotto day you wished you could have just waited in line at the local variety store for over and hour just to have the clerk fill out the 10 money orders you needed. Then head down to the local Post Office with your SASE's that you spent hours decorating the day before. And never getting shut out by PTBM.
Score: 3
FYI - you can get money orders a the post office. then you can just fill out the envelope at home.
decorated tickets were cool and mail ordering tickets was so much fun. i think mail ordering tickets was the first time I carried out a business transaction thru the mail. i didn't any bills until i was older.
what the hell tho, you know you're a phish head when you have a collection of meaningless pieces of paper called phish tickets, and it's saved like a roll of 100 dollar bills in the "back-yard" somewhere
decorated tickets were cool and mail ordering tickets was so much fun. i think mail ordering tickets was the first time I carried out a business transaction thru the mail. i didn't any bills until i was older.
what the hell tho, you know you're a phish head when you have a collection of meaningless pieces of paper called phish tickets, and it's saved like a roll of 100 dollar bills in the "back-yard" somewhere
Score: 4
every time you write to write "dedicated fan" it comes out "deadicated phan"
Score: 1
you can't see anymore shows this year, so you're constantly burning shows, listening to shows, looking at phishy stuff and phans online
Score: 5
you spend more time on phish.net than facebook
Score: 33
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