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MJZ1974 Permalink
MJZ1974 We just got done debating (for about 2 hours) about what the worst, shittiest candy ever created is.

Our top (bottom?) 3 are:

1) Candy Corn
2) Those little wax Coca-Cola bottles with the liquid inside
3) Those nasty orange marshmellow-like circus peanuts

I say, without a doubt hands down, #3 is the winner.

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Score: 12

ivy_light Permalink
ivy_light Black jelly beans...ewww...
Score: 3

listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn necco wafers are some gross shit.
Score: 1

ithacapete Permalink
ithacapete candy buttons

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Score: 5

MJZ1974 Permalink
MJZ1974 @listen4myHorn said:
necco wafers are some gross shit.
Necco wafers were in our top 5 for sure.
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @ivy_light said:
Black jelly beans...ewww...
yes, this. and black licorice. so sick. the sickest. oh, and root beer bottles. also sick.

but circus peanuts are also pretty gross. i don't know how candy corn got on the list. unless you're talking about the brown ones.
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @ithacapete said:
candy buttons

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pofpa7CZ-Vg/SNgq5FZ4CmI/AAAAAAAAC3A/khE4rP1Z8sM/s400/candy_buttons2.jpg
these are terrible because you can't eat them without eating paper.
Score: 4

listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn candy corn is just wax, food coloring and sugar. It's on the list for sure.
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @listen4myHorn said:
candy corn is just wax, food coloring and sugar. It's on the list for sure.
but they taste delicious
Score: 2

papadance Permalink
These were pretty bad as well

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Score: 20

listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn @mmetch said:
@listen4myHorn said:
candy corn is just wax, food coloring and sugar. It's on the list for sure.
but they taste delicious

I like a good candle every once in a while too, I guess.
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @listen4myHorn said:
@mmetch said:
@listen4myHorn said:
candy corn is just wax, food coloring and sugar. It's on the list for sure.
but they taste delicious

I like a good candle every once in a while too, I guess.
martha stewart approves of this
Score: 0

papadance Permalink
Now I've actually tried these...

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JTodd Permalink
JTodd I had the innate wisdom to have never bothered trying the first 3 candies mentioned in MJZ's 1st post.
Score: 0

mmetch Permalink
mmetch what's wrong with peeps? you guys are killing me
Score: 1

papadance Permalink
@mmetch said:
what's wrong with peeps? you guys are killing me
They can get old and left over in a hurry... I think they get recycled
Score: 2

papadance Permalink
These are up there with necco wafers

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Score: 5

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @papadance said:
@mmetch said:
what's wrong with peeps? you guys are killing me
They can get old and left over in a hurry... I think they get recycled
all my peeps are fresh. very soft.
Score: 1

MJZ1974 Permalink
MJZ1974 These bastards deserve an honorable mention also:

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Oh and just to clarify. Candy Corns are nasty as hell. So are Peeps. How anyone on Earth could possibly like those things is way beyond me.
Score: 2

nicklenick Permalink
Ok don't hate but I cannot stand Starburst, they taste so artificial fruity or something. Oh and Skittles suck too.
Score: 0

chris_22 Permalink
chris_22 Those circus peanuts. hands down the worst things ever. I remember trying them at my babysitters house and spitting them out immediately. I can still taste them....
Score: 1

Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 Had those bacon jelly beans yet??? Wow... Pure, sugary evil.
Score: 1

papadance Permalink
And 1 more that's for real top 5
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Score: 4

barefootbob Permalink
barefootbob @MJZ1974 said:
@listen4myHorn said:
necco wafers are some gross shit.
Necco wafers were in our top 5 for sure.
Necco's were good for one thing only. Cheating the Illinois Department of Transportation out of toll money. The automatic machines thought they were quarters
Score: 6

waterinthesky Permalink
waterinthesky @mmetch said:
@ivy_light said:
Black jelly beans...ewww...
yes, this. and black licorice. so sick. the sickest. oh, and root beer bottles. also sick. but circus peanuts are also pretty gross. i don't know how candy corn got on the list. unless you're talking about the brown ones.
I'm with you on black jelly beans and licorice but....I enjoy peeps and candycorn and pretty much every other candy that's loaded with sugar :D
Score: 2

mjrphishhead Permalink
mjrphishhead how can you not like necco wafers. those are so good
Score: 1

sharininthegroove09 Permalink
sharininthegroove09 anything black licorice. i think we should start another thread: 'BEST candy ever'

maybe not, because we could think of a million
Score: 1

castinajig Permalink
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there are some bad sounding flavors right here

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I know its a derail but the most god awful soda I ever tasted...Cel-Ray cant belive its still being Sold

EWWWW Circus Peanuts are the Worst hands down!
Score: 1

julesmac Permalink
julesmac @ivy_light said:
Black jelly beans...ewww...
so sorry...best ones in the bag :-)
Score: 1

julesmac Permalink
julesmac @mmetch said:
@ivy_light said:
Black jelly beans...ewww...
yes, this. and black licorice. so sick. the sickest. oh, and root beer bottles. also sick.

but circus peanuts are also pretty gross. i don't know how candy corn got on the list. unless you're talking about the brown ones.
mm & sharin' -- there are only two kinds of people in the world...thems that love black licorice, and thems that wishes they did :-)

what's with the hate? save your hate for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING with coconut in it, near it, around it, or related to it...
Score: 0

phishybanjo Permalink
phishybanjo If you like (hate) black licorice, you should (should not) try the Dutch / Swedish kind, salmiak (found in other countries around there too I guess).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

This stuff takes black licorice up a notch. Love it or hate it. The key ingredient is ammonium. Doesn't that sound appetizing? I read somewhere else that ammonium is found in some kinds of octopus as a deterrent to predators.
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @julesmac said:
@mmetch said:
@ivy_light said:
Black jelly beans...ewww...
yes, this. and black licorice. so sick. the sickest. oh, and root beer bottles. also sick.

but circus peanuts are also pretty gross. i don't know how candy corn got on the list. unless you're talking about the brown ones.
mm & sharin' -- there are only two kinds of people in the world...thems that love black licorice, and thems that wishes they did :-)

what's with the hate? save your hate for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING with coconut in it, near it, around it, or related to it...
whelp, we'll have to agree to disagree about black licorice. however, i am totally with you on the coconut. barf.
Score: 0

757phan Permalink
757phan Now this thread is hilarious. I definitely laughed out loud while reading it.

Sad this is I like almost all of the one listed so far. I seriously like candy buttons and the wax soda filled things.
These are among the worst though. Nobody likes these. These two were among the impossible candy to trade at Halloween. Like I remembers not being able to give Good and Plenty boxes away. Just awful. If you gave out this shit on Halloween the kids in the neighborhood talked about you like you were a criminal. Thanks for the memories.

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Score: 0

julesmac Permalink
julesmac @phishybanjo said:
If you like (hate) black licorice, you should (should not) try the Dutch / Swedish kind, salmiak (found in other countries around there too I guess).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

This stuff takes black licorice up a notch. Love it or hate it. The key ingredient is ammonium. Doesn't that sound appetizing? I read somewhere else that ammonium is found in some kinds of octopus as a deterrent to predators.
mmm...aluminum...so there you go, it's because i have baltic genes (honestly)!!!

i must play my jerry card again...speaking of the grateful dead, jerry garcia used this black licorice analogy...i approve, and will paraphrase:

phish is like black licorice...not everyone likes black licorice, but those who do -- LIKE IT A LOT!!!
Score: 1

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @julesmac said:
@phishybanjo said:
If you like (hate) black licorice, you should (should not) try the Dutch / Swedish kind, salmiak (found in other countries around there too I guess).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice

This stuff takes black licorice up a notch. Love it or hate it. The key ingredient is ammonium. Doesn't that sound appetizing? I read somewhere else that ammonium is found in some kinds of octopus as a deterrent to predators.
mmm...aluminum...so there you go, it's because i have baltic genes (honestly)!!!

i must play my jerry card again...speaking of the grateful dead, jerry garcia used this black licorice analogy...i approve, and will paraphrase:

phish is like black licorice...not everyone likes black licorice, but those who do -- LIKE IT A LOT!!!
it makes so much sense.
Score: 0

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @757phan said:
Now this thread is hilarious. I definitely laughed out loud while reading it.

Sad this is I like almost all of the one listed so far. I seriously like candy buttons and the wax soda filled things.
These are among the worst though. Nobody likes these. These two were among the impossible candy to trade at Halloween. Like I remembers not being able to give Good and Plenty boxes away. Just awful. If you gave out this shit on Halloween the kids in the neighborhood talked about you like you were a criminal. Thanks for the memories.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yLgX3d0hHPY/S8M_IP_Ob2I/AAAAAAAACnM/xF5-Qqim2wE/s1600/black_jelly_beans.jpg
http://www.bestbuycandy.com/productcart/pc/catalog/c107186_706_general.jpg
my husband loves good & plenty. so i buy them for him sometimes, but i'm revolted the whole time.

also, i must confess that i don't like any type of jelly bean and jelly bellies are the worst offender in the jb world.
Score: 0

DaneTechnicolor Permalink
DaneTechnicolor I love candy corn; I crave Good and Plenty's; I love coconut.

But I absolutely cannot stand Gobstoppers
Score: 0

Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 Gasp!!! Someone said Jelly Bellie Jelly Beans aren't good??!!!

You are off my Christmas Card list!!
Score: 0

Funkydeadfan Permalink
Good and Plenty,,,disgusting!!!
Score: 0

louis_lewis Permalink
Peeps are so fluffy and adorable and delicious that I might die just thinking about them.

Now nougat.... how in the world is that garbage still around. Few disappointments in life compare to biting into a chocolate expecting caramel only to get duped with nougat. And yet, like a sucka, it keeps happening to me....

Score: 0

bouncintophish Permalink
bouncintophish Those circus peanuts...are just bad.
Candy corn is good if you eat like 20 a year lol.
Wax bottles, need more juice.
Score: 0

bouncintophish Permalink
bouncintophish @ithacapete said:
candy buttons

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pofpa7CZ-Vg/SNgq5FZ4CmI/AAAAAAAAC3A/khE4rP1Z8sM/s400/candy_buttons2.jpg
I got these once and it was frustrating as hell.
Score: 0

mmetch Permalink
mmetch @Phish1 said:
Gasp!!! Someone said Jelly Bellie Jelly Beans aren't good??!!!

You are off my Christmas Card list!!
it was me and i stand by it. i am disappointed to be off your list but i just cant pretend to like jelly bellies.
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