Female driver / drivers wanted Pittsburgh

careful_w_that_axe_Miller 5/28/11 1:59 am

I live in Pittsburgh, PA. My drivers license has been suspended. I am searching for a girl or two girls with driving privileges to drive my vehicle to various PHISH shows. Multiple trips ranging from 3 to 10 days.I'll cover gas, shelter (bring your own tent, sleeping bag), some food, party favors, some tickets to shows depending what kind of payment we can work out, pay is negotiable for each leg.
Just think girls offer opportunity for less hassle, generally eat and drink less, think more clearly in certain situations, draw less suspicion from police than a bunch of bearded guys, probably won't try to beat me up and steal my car. I am not looking for a girlfriend, just looking to hit some shows and party.
bmillerfortacorp@yahoo.com or 517-488-6138, thx

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tbracket 6/12/12 12:51 pm

no

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DrPeterVenkman 6/12/12 12:57 pm

Seriously?

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mgh2001 6/12/12 12:57 pm

It's sounds fine until I realize youre a dude and your last paragraph sounds a bit odd to be honest. Kinda sounds like you really do want a gf or "buddy" in the end. Anyways, best of luck, unfortunately I can't help.

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YorkvilleBeerLover 6/12/12 12:59 pm

hey little girl - want some candy, hop in my van

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mgh2001 6/12/12 12:59 pm

Also, if you're going to be sexest about this situation you mind as well make a disclaimer "only attractive girls"

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mmetch 6/12/12 1:00 pm

try this chick:

@moma01

she seems right up your alley.

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ay_bear 6/12/12 1:00 pm

I think you mistook .net for Craigslist, OP.

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Robert_Zimmerman 6/12/12 1:01 pm

PM @Frizz

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forbin1 6/12/12 1:03 pm

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tbracket 6/12/12 1:04 pm

also apologies for bringing this thread back...

just saw dancethejig's post with the links in the thread on the .net...

compulsive me...

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El_Rayo_X 6/12/12 1:04 pm

You know the police know how to use the Internet, right?

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joonze 6/12/12 1:04 pm

@mmetch said:

try this chick:

@moma01

she seems right up your alley.

LOL, hear she has some tickets too....

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chris200w 6/12/12 1:09 pm

Think about this situation/request from a potential female driver's perspective and you'll realize how ridiculous it is.

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gigglestik 6/12/12 1:16 pm

This thread is total maddness, I mean 517 isn't even a Pittsburgh area code!

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the_Crested_Hogchoker 6/12/12 1:17 pm

its the "driving privileges" thing that really makes it creepy. You've got to be 18 or under for that term to apply to you.

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the_Crested_Hogchoker 6/12/12 1:18 pm

And how is telling someone to bring their own tent covering costs for "shelter" ???

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DJPhresh 6/12/12 1:21 pm

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jerryguscia 6/12/12 1:32 pm

@mgh2001 said:

Also, if you're going to be sexest about this situation you mind as well make a disclaimer "only attractive girls"

Wait...would that work?

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YorkvilleBeerLover 6/12/12 2:02 pm

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frantic0blivion 6/12/12 2:14 pm

just so you know, the local area codes for the pgh region are 412 & 724. 517 is central michigan. could be he moved to the region & kept his old number. but hoenstly bro, giving out your phone number on a message board? c'mon

in what universe are females less hassle than dudes on road trips? you're going to have to stop every 5 min so she can pee

head on over to PT. it'll be much more accomidating

molly? where are you? you seen molly? anyone?

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chalk2001 6/12/12 4:08 pm

Not to get repetitive here but...

I think you mistook .net for Craigslist, OP.
This^...

You know the police know how to use the Internet, right?
...this^

Think about this situation/request from a potential female driver's perspective and you'll realize how ridiculous it is.
...and this^

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forbin1 6/12/12 4:19 pm

Anyone doing the Riverbend > Burgettstown > Blossom run?

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the_Crested_Hogchoker 6/12/12 4:22 pm

@forbin1 said:

http://laydenrobinson.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/bbill-1.jpg

Anyone doing the Riverbend > Burgettstown > Blossom run?

^My favorite line from the whole movie

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spaced 6/12/12 4:58 pm

@jerryguscia said:

@mgh2001 said:
Also, if you're going to be sexest about this situation you mind as well make a disclaimer "only attractive girls"
Wait...would that work?

Dude, it totally works. If you put "legal disclaimer: no fatties" in all your online dating profiles, fat chicks legally can't respond, and the hot chicks will see that you are a man of discerning taste and will come a-running.

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The_Mollusk 6/12/12 5:26 pm

Edit:

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gravitysrainbow 6/12/12 5:28 pm

this lead post is so wrong
and he leaves his phone number

ahhhh....

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spanishmoon 6/12/12 7:12 pm

He's going to cover shelter. As long as you bring your own tent?

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spanishmoon 6/12/12 7:14 pm

He better get a bus, I'm sure a ton of women are are changing there plans right now....and Buying tents!

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 7:23 pm

Just being honest. What is the world coming too? I can't randomly ask if some chicks want to go on tour? Free speech, don't read it etc etc, just putting it out there.

This year I am actually looking for moderately unattractive yet intelligent woman to take me on tour. I won't put out though.

In fairness no takers on either idea so far, but I feel that "thou protesteth too much";

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lacesoutmike 6/12/12 7:26 pm

Be careful man you're gonna end up meeting this guy.

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spencur6 6/12/12 7:32 pm

Lol. This guy is great. First he wants a female driver not just a driver a female driver. Then we are pretentious. Classic. He can stay if he keeps giving me laughs.

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BajaPhish 6/12/12 7:44 pm

I bet he scored his drivers by now and we all look foolish for bagging

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poonutties 6/12/12 7:49 pm

so glad this got bumped, this thread ruled. i thumbed up the op.

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Phlat_Brim_Kid 6/12/12 7:57 pm

Yo I know this chick that my boy Pee wee told me about! Heard shes a great driver!

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fluffhead978 6/12/12 8:35 pm

@lacesoutmike said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLhQoxenB8
Be careful man you're gonna end up meeting this guy.

The only way you can defeat Chris Hansen is to be a booty warrior.

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 8:35 pm

@spencur6 said:

Lol. This guy is great. First he wants a female driver not just a driver a female driver. Then we are pretentious. Classic. He can stay if he keeps giving me laughs.

Asking directly for female drivers, putting a number out is the farthest thing from pretentiousness. Pretentiousness his pretending to be something that you are not, like an open forum or a closed knit community.

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spencur6 6/12/12 8:44 pm

I feel u took that the wrong way. We are not pretentious Is what I was getting at. That part had to do with the other thread. As for the female driver. What's wrong with a male traveling companion.

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Phlat_Brim_Kid 6/12/12 8:44 pm

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

@spencur6 said:
Lol. This guy is great. First he wants a female driver not just a driver a female driver. Then we are pretentious. Classic. He can stay if he keeps giving me laughs.
Asking directly for female drivers, putting a number out is the farthest thing from pretentiousness. Pretentiousness his pretending to be something that you are not, like an open forum or a closed knit community.

??
So an open forum or closed knit community is pretentious?
What about a closed forum about knitting?
Or
AN open forum about the community?

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birmy 6/12/12 8:44 pm

Or a passive aggressive self proclaimed intellectual

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frantic0blivion 6/12/12 8:45 pm

lulz @ large marge. that's awesome. that part used to freak me out so bad when i was a little kid

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Phlat_Brim_Kid 6/12/12 8:56 pm

@frantic0blivion said:

lulz @ large marge. that's awesome. that part used to freak me out so bad when i was a little kid

I wanted to post it hours ago but was at werk!

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Robert_Zimmerman 6/12/12 8:57 pm

Must the female driver go a camera upon meeting you, or should she have already gone the camera?

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birmy 6/12/12 8:59 pm

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Shukky 6/12/12 8:59 pm

I'll give you a ride. Is your name Chris by chance.

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 9:02 pm

I jumped on this forum cause I liked Phish and needed a ride last year. I saw no shows.

It is obvious this is a community of people that communicates with one another more often than with myself. I put up a post for a free tour for a female driver because i am comfortable in defending myself from 2+ females depending on weaponry. One dude could be a problem. 3 dudes in my car, we are getting pulled over.

My post, regarding pretentiousness, was with relation and in direct reaction to being blocked from posting a thread, bc obviously my posts were way off topic for what this is. My question was, "why can a dude talk about my Christmas presents, ie potential set lists, define experiences that I consider as divine as "Burgettstown jam" rather than, "ripped your face off transition to HH"; but I couldn't post
1)For a free tour for a female (2 as they travel in pairs)
2) a free suite with limo service from the show.

I was asleep @ 9:40 and have no recollection of cameras of any sort. The ugly truth about legally prescribed medical stupors.

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poonutties 6/12/12 9:04 pm

Just like your last post.

Um, what?

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 9:06 pm

@birmy said:

Or a passive aggressive self proclaimed intellectual

Now, Now. There has been nothing passive happening today. I have made no statements regarding my intellect. Though the conversation is certainly intellectual.

in·tel·lec·tu·al/ˌintlˈekCHo͞oəl/
Adjective:
Of or relating to the intellect: "intellectual stimulation".

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birmy 6/12/12 9:10 pm

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller spidy sense, you cant deny the spidy sense.

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fry1077 6/12/12 9:12 pm

are their any attractive females that would be willing to accompany me on couch tour this summer, I have all you can drink beer, and clothes are optional. pm me plz if you are interested.

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