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Adult as in persons aged roughly 25-35.
We were thinking of having a clown for our back yard barbeque. Not to do any clown stuff, but just to be dressed as a clown and stand in the corner drinking heavily. We were also hoping that as he got drunk and bitter by himself in the corner that he could maybe curse a little bit and talk to himself.
Anyone know how to go about hiring a clown for such a gig and what it might cost?
We were thinking of having a clown for our back yard barbeque. Not to do any clown stuff, but just to be dressed as a clown and stand in the corner drinking heavily. We were also hoping that as he got drunk and bitter by himself in the corner that he could maybe curse a little bit and talk to himself.
Anyone know how to go about hiring a clown for such a gig and what it might cost?
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dude, this really isnt that hard, just find yourself a homeless drunk.
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here, this guy probably needs work
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Hell yeah....im for hire... free beer and bbq and getting paid too.... do you provide transportation?
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ask frizzle!
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This guy right here is a perfect fit, great with the kids too!!That or you could pay a stripper to dress as a clown and take your party to the next level
a third option would be to pay me $100 dollars and give me free booze and I'l dress as a clown for your party and drink heavily. I make an ass of myself frequently when I'm drunk it's about time I start getting paid for it
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@ItHoldsUp said: Adult as in persons aged roughly 25-35.This made my morning. "...stand in the corner drinking heavily..." That's GOLD Jerry!!!
We were thinking of having a clown for our back yard barbeque. Not to do any clown stuff, but just to be dressed as a clown and stand in the corner drinking heavily. We were also hoping that as he got drunk and bitter by himself in the corner that he could maybe curse a little bit and talk to himself.
Anyone know how to go about hiring a clown for such a gig and what it might cost?
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clowns are scary. a drunk bitter lonely clown sounds terrifying!! Hilarious, yet terrifying.
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Shakes the Clown might be a good fit for your description
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Why???
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Costumed performers take their work very seriously. They would probably find your request very insulting. Why not just throw a themed costume party and laugh at everyone?
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My buddy that is on pt actually emailed me the thead where you asked on PT
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this is my favorite thread
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Maybe get 2 clowns so the one you are placing in the corner with alcohol doesn't get lonely.
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^ I will gladly be the 2nd one along with @TheArgus Getting paid + free booze & food?! Hell yea!!! I've made an ass out of myself for far less before, LOL
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“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
-Jack Handey
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this thread deserves a bump
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pics of clown when hired at party needed. hilarious.
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I know of some guy named Frank Rizzo that tried to hire a clown for an adult party.
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@fromsliptofall said:
My buddy that is on pt actually emailed me the thead where you asked on PTYeah I'm "IntoYesterday" on PT. To be completely honest I stole this idea from another user from like 6 months ago. It's still great for laughs.
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Prostitute/Clown?
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@Frizz said:
Prostitute/Clown?Absolutely Frizzle, if the prostitute was moonlighting as a clown for some side cash. But please know that at this particular party none of us will be interested in the services of a prostitute, only clown stuff.
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Our idea evolved a bit over time, and the party was put off until next summer.
We decided the party would work best with not one, but two clowns. Though none of us are fans of violence, the possibility of a drunken clown fight just seemed too appealing to resist.
Again, the clowns would be allowed no interaction whatsoever with myself or my friends, and should act as if we aren't there while also standing in the corner of the lawn by the fence the whole time.
One final possibility is that we get a 3rd clown, whose only purpose is to act as a bartender to the other two as they get drunk and bitter and perhaps squared up for a heady clown fight.
We decided the party would work best with not one, but two clowns. Though none of us are fans of violence, the possibility of a drunken clown fight just seemed too appealing to resist.
Again, the clowns would be allowed no interaction whatsoever with myself or my friends, and should act as if we aren't there while also standing in the corner of the lawn by the fence the whole time.
One final possibility is that we get a 3rd clown, whose only purpose is to act as a bartender to the other two as they get drunk and bitter and perhaps squared up for a heady clown fight.
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Best thread ever? I think so.
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@tmwsiy said: pics of clown when hired at party needed. hilarious.yeaa haha please lets get pics of this
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there were some juggalo's on furthur tour this fall, they'd probably be down for the gig.
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@kingphish68 said: ^ I will gladly be the 2nd one along with @TheArgus Getting paid + free booze & food?! Hell yea!!! I've made an ass out of myself for far less before, LOLI've pondered getting two call girls in Vegas and letting them go at it with each other...
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They have call girls in Vegas that dress as clowns
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@Sativar said: @kingphish68 said:Who hasn't? Duh^ I will gladly be the 2nd one along with @TheArgus Getting paid + free booze & food?! Hell yea!!! I've made an ass out of myself for far less before, LOLI've pondered getting two call girls in Vegas and letting them go at it with each other...
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Dose the clown and give him/her a supersoaker full of vodka.
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@spanishmoon, sounds like a lesson learned the hard way
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Thanks for your encouragement everyone. I'll try to update this thread quarterly with any new information.
But for now, happy noodle dancing at the Garden. Feel the building vibrate with the dancing of the crowd to the music of the band.
But for now, happy noodle dancing at the Garden. Feel the building vibrate with the dancing of the crowd to the music of the band.
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so what happened @itholdsup?
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TL, DR I am a clown and would be happy to come and ingest a lot of substances under observation,
Edit: I will wrestle anyone if I'm hammered enough
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@_________________________ said: so what happened @itholdsup?
I knew it was gonna be you who bumped this while i was scrolling down
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Reuben aka @ItHoldsUp is a dear friend, I knew him very well. We were in the boyscouts together, went to school together elementary through college, and we both met our wives on a double date many years ago.
Sad news though. Reuben was very heavy drinker, and one day not long after he made this thread he lost his battle with drunk driving. He is missed.
So I was thinking in honor of Reuben I'd cancel my stupid monkey party idea and get the clown.
Details to come.
Sad news though. Reuben was very heavy drinker, and one day not long after he made this thread he lost his battle with drunk driving. He is missed.
So I was thinking in honor of Reuben I'd cancel my stupid monkey party idea and get the clown.
Details to come.
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Did it several years ago. The idea was for the clown to be the alternative entertainment at my buddy's bachelor party and avoid the whole stripper thing, what with liberal sensibilities and gay brother in the room, etc etc. Clown got way drunk, blasted Tom Waits' "Pasties and a G String" over and over again while serving shots. Then clown led the charge to take the party to the local strip joint anyway.Bachelor party: success!
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@ItHoldsUp said: Our idea evolved a bit over time, and the party was put off until next summer. We decided the party would work best with not one, but two clowns. Though none of us are fans of violence, the possibility of a drunken clown fight just seemed too appealing to resist. Again, the clowns would be allowed no interaction whatsoever with myself or my friends, and should act as if we aren't there while also standing in the corner of the lawn by the fence the whole time. One final possibility is that we get a 3rd clown, whose only purpose is to act as a bartender to the other two as they get drunk and bitter and perhaps squared up for a heady clown fight.make the 3rd clown be a clown bartender and have a seperate "clown bar" for the 2 clowns with a very serious sign that says clowns only.
then have a mob of midget mimes dressed as police come in and raid the clown fight and take the clowns away all while the party goes on like nothing happend.
then the 3rd clown bartender says F it, lets get drunk.
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I would have done this for free
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well, this was my halloween costume this year...
edit: and yes, I got drunk in it
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