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Our Fishman, who art in rhombus,w00kie be thy name.
These hippies come
With guitar and drum
On tour as it is in Gamehendge.
Give this day our daily toke,
And forgive us our WSP stats
As we forgive spreadheads that come to our Phish shows.
Lead us not into the Biscuits and deliver us from Umphrey's
ZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
The Day After, but NOT with Steve Guttenberg
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Oregon ducks? That would be sweet. Good morning .net, I'm in Vegas right now just about to sleep. I hope everyone has a good day! PS. the porn expo is going on too!
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@iamfluff said: Oregon ducks? That would be sweet. Good morning .net, I'm in Vegas right now just about to GO TO THE DAMN PORN EXPO!!! I hope everyone has a good day!Fixed that for you!
PS. the porn expo is going on too!
And GM @iamfluff!
@cjfphan21 - that's...wow...
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@iamfluff said: Oregon ducks? That would be sweet. Good morning .net, I'm in Vegas right now just about to sleep. I hope everyone has a good day!If you see Kacey Jordan tell her I don't have all that money for coke like Charlie Sheen, but I'd still do it right.
PS. the porn expo is going on too!
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@cjfphan21 said: @iamfluff said:And tell Jenna Haze & Amia Moretti that they left their favorite vibrator at my house.Oregon ducks? That would be sweet. Good morning .net, I'm in Vegas right now just about to sleep. I hope everyone has a good day!If you see Kacey Jordan tell her I don't have all that money for coke like Charlie Sheen, but I'd still do it right.
PS. the porn expo is going on too!
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G'morning. What a night.... I woke up in the middle of the night with a splitting headache, painfully dry mouth & a bloody nose. Still feel like crap.FML
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@Busta_Move said: G'morning. What a night.... I woke up in the middle of the night with a splitting headache, painfully dry mouth & a bloody nose. Still feel like crap.That's what you get for staying up all night vibrating porn stars!
FML
J/K man, feel better!
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Mornin .net. last day of training at work and I will be happy when its done. I have so much work to catch up on that I will need to work this weekend.
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Maybe they siimn........
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@Busta_Move said: G'morning. What a night.... I woke up in the middle of the night with a splitting headache, painfully dry mouth & a bloody nose. Still feel like crap.With you there on The headache. I had a sore throat and felt like shiatski. Drank some hot water, honey, and ginger only to sprint to The bathroom and rrrrrraaaaaallllllph! Weekend begins early? Me thinks, but not in a cool vegas chilling with pornos or pyros way.
FML
And yes, i bid you a gm.net.
oh and @jaydubya, and more deets on that moon date? I got to see if my wife with child will let me travel for that one.
/hey what's his name maan?
//umm, his name is rrrrrrraaaaaallllph!
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Duckfaced!
Am i doing it right?
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Morning all
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Morning all - on my way into the office today and hitting umph and then hopefully an after party. Any big plans this weekend?
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@iamfluff: damn you Mike!!! I expect stories over beers when your back home bro. Morning all!!! What's good with me? Just crushing it as always. Knocked my mid-year evaluation out of the park yesterday. I used the time tested Congressional method of overwhelming my superiors with paperwork and data. Nothing ensures success like 1000+ papers in a 4 D ring binders!!!
Top tapping to the Mikes Groove from the 29th. That Hydrogen seg is so awful. It's painful to hear Fish have to hit the breaks so hard just to match Trey's insistence to change tunes. The Paug may be one of the better ones from all of 3.0 though.
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@iamfluff said: Oregon ducks? That would be sweet. Good morning .net, I'm in Vegas right now just about to sleep. I hope everyone has a good day!If you see Bree Olsen tell her to start doing porn again.
PS. the porn expo is going on too!
GM.N
Morning all!!
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Good morning!I had a wonderful evening last night, consisting of a great run on the treadmill, an amazing bath, sushi for dinner, a terrific yoga class, and then I watched the B's beat up the Devils. Yowzer! What a night!
I just polished off a donut and now I'm ready for my day. Penguin Positivity back in full swing!
I don't really have anything going on this weekend. I like it that way.
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@buzzb65 said: Morning all - on my way into the office today and hitting umph and then hopefully an after party. Any big plans this weekend?I thought you were doing tomorrow night? It apparently sold out for tonight, but my friend and I are gonna go and find tickets anyway. If I was able to find a pair of NYE phish for face, this should be nothing right?
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Second the Bree Olsen comment!!!
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@_________________________ said: @buzzb65 said:I was going to but Saturday sold out so I quickly grabbed a ticket for today instead. Plus now I get to see a couple friends play at Sullivan Hall after hours.Morning all - on my way into the office today and hitting umph and then hopefully an after party. Any big plans this weekend?I thought you were doing tomorrow night? It apparently sold out for tonight, but my friend and I are gonna go and find tickets anyway. If I was able to find a pair of NYE phish for face, this should be nothing right?
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Mornin. One more day of derp. No plans tonight. Headed to Foxwoods tomorrow to meet up with a pile of HS friends, have an amazing meal, various shenanigans, then watch some football.
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Folks, I must take my leave. Here's to a Friday with minimum derpitude for y'all. See you tonight!
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School is cancelled here today, my kids are loving it. Snow is steadily falling.
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@_________________________ said: @757phan said:One of the rare occasions where I got to watch some one rise (heh) through the porn ranks. I remember when she was doing at home web cam stuff. She rode the wave of "I'm innocent looking like Britney Spears, but she doesn't do porn"Second the Bree Olsen comment!!!Third'd
Yeah, so WHAT, I like porn.
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Why do I really like the song Friday?1/4/03 perhaps brainwashed me for life. I realize now I was "that" noob rocking out to the slow ballard encore while the vets began to bitch.
::makes note to self never to knock those raging Joy::
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:::cant wait to rock my next bouncin':::haters can suck it. hard.
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I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping.I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping.
I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping.
Am I convincing anyone yet?
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@JayDubya said: School is cancelled here today, my kids are loving it. Snow is steadily falling.
::sits on couch home sick and waits for same storm::
Your move snow.
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My daughters Winter concert is today (shoot me), I'll be live tweeting from the lot and most likely bringing you the setlist. If you aren't following EdSullivanToGo you are kind of a goofball.
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Question:As Americans, what are we doing to STOP Laura Dern from having a face?
I may have mentioned this before but...
Jesus man, C'MON. It's terrible.
Thanks for your time.
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G' morning everybody! So I was a passenger in a car crash the other day that involved the demolishing of a 6-point buck. Know what they do here in NNJ with a freshly hit deer? They bring it to the fire department for a venison dinner. Is this common practice or something?
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@Penguin said: I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping. I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping. I'm determined that my smile and happy attitude can overcome the most vicious of the derping. Am I convincing anyone yet?I'll blindly follow this lead!!!
:asks no questions:
::hears no lies::
And Good morning everyone!!!
My day of derping will be broken up by a trip to Apple for a 1:1 on transferring my old PC files to my new shiny macbook. I've somehow convinced myself that if all my music/photos/documents are all arranged and organized neatly somehow the rest of my life will fall in place. This. Is. Foolproof.
Did I mention that my macbook is shiny??? I like shiny things.
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@Conphucius said: G' morning everybody!Sure is. We used to do that up north. We would take it to the closest friends garage.
So I was a passenger in a car crash the other day that involved the demolishing of a 6-point buck. Know what they do here in NNJ with a freshly hit deer? They bring it to the fire department for a venison dinner. Is this common practice or something?
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You actually have to get permission to take it home from the game warden up here. Otherwise the assumption is you are road hunting out of season.
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@DrPeterVenkman said: @Conphucius said:This is beyond gross.G' morning everybody! So I was a passenger in a car crash the other day that involved the demolishing of a 6-point buck. Know what they do here in NNJ with a freshly hit deer? They bring it to the fire department for a venison dinner. Is this common practice or something?Sure is. We used to do that up north. We would take it to the closest friends garage.
But yes, when my brother lived in VT, he often told stories of how the police, fire department, and locals would race to the scene of the accident to fight over the bloody carcass (deer, moose, bear - whatever).
:: shudders ::
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@johnnyd said: You actually have to get permission to take it home from the game warden up here. Otherwise the assumption is you are road hunting out of season.I'm pretty sure that's standard thing to HAVE to do but....
in the backwoods, we make our OWN laws.
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@Penguin said: @DrPeterVenkman said:Deer is GOOD eatin'.@Conphucius said:This is beyond gross.G' morning everybody! So I was a passenger in a car crash the other day that involved the demolishing of a 6-point buck. Know what they do here in NNJ with a freshly hit deer? They bring it to the fire department for a venison dinner. Is this common practice or something?Sure is. We used to do that up north. We would take it to the closest friends garage.
But yes, when my brother lived in VT, he often told stories of how the police, fire department, and locals would race to the scene of the accident to fight over the bloody carcass (deer, moose, bear - whatever).
:: shudders ::
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@johnnyd said: You actually have to get permission to take it home from the game warden up here. Otherwise the assumption is you are road hunting out of season.Do you need a special license for that, or is there just like a different colored notation on your driver's licence, like being an organ donor?
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@conphucius same here on Iowa. You have to get permission from the Department of Natural Resources to take a deer home that you hit.A snowstorm like today makes me want to be at home in my jammies jamming to Phish.
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"Road hunting" actually refers to driving around with a gun and shooting from your car or from roadside. This is done by people who are too dumb/lazy to walk into the woods.(Discharging a firearm on a public road is illegal, for reasons which should be apparent.)
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@mfhgreyboy A friend of ours moved to PA recently, he lives in Camp Hill. He told us his kids' school was closed on the first day of hunting season. Is THAT common practice in PA?
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Hello there, the car business has made me dislike snow storms. We get no business and to make it worse we have to wear snow gear and clean off/move every car on the lot to plow. So while the dusting we got yesterday is a minor annoyance, the 8 inches we are gettting tomorrow means moving cars later today(at dark, just when it gets really cold), coming in tomorrow to sit around with no customers, then when the snow stops around 4 going out to clean cars off and move them all again. Oh, we have about 200 cars on the lot! Fun times.Good luck on your quest for a day of happiness @Penguin
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@johnnyd said: "Road hunting" actually refers to driving around with a gun and shooting from your car or from roadside. This is done by people who are too dumb/lazy to walk into the woods.Here this is usually combined with "Hunt Drinking" which is pretty self explanatory.
I used to hunt Pheasants quite a bit in high school and college with a buddy of mine, that's a lot of fun. I hunted deer once on public land and it was like I was in Nam. Deer slugs whizzing past your head, people and deer running everywhere. It was probably the most scared I've been in my life.
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@Conphucius said: @GrooveHolmes, @Buzzb65 or anyone going to Primus at Gramercy on Feb 9th?I'd possibly check that out
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It's Friday folks, time to party
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@johnnyd said: "Road hunting" actually refers to driving around with a gun and shooting from your car or from roadside. This is done by people who are too dumb/lazy to walk into the woods. (Discharging a firearm on a public road is illegal, for reasons which should be apparent.)Jesus, and I thought texting while driving was bad....
@Penguin, that really does not surprise me at all. In between Philadlephia and Pittsburgh is Pennsyltuckey, and God only knows what goes on there.
:No offese to Pennsyltukians....please don't road hunt me:
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