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BajaPhish Permalink
BajaPhish Oh just to take away from rumors, roo, and whatnot...

Audioslave

The Band
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GrooveHolmes Permalink
GrooveHolmes Came in to say The Band so I'll go with The The
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BajaPhish Permalink
BajaPhish Echo and the Bunnyman?
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BajaPhish Permalink
BajaPhish It's cool if they rage, this is just a name critique
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DanceTheJig728 Permalink
DanceTheJig728 I didn't say they didn't rage I just think their band names goofy. Never heard 'em
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You_Enjoy_MyTooch Permalink
dave matthews band, nickelback, u2 for starters
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poonutties Permalink
poonutties good bands really seem to be able to pull of bad names

*cough couch* phish *cough cough*

other bands i like with shitty names...

holy f***
black moth super rainbow
butthole surfers
dead kennedys
deep banana blackout
fantomas
mothers of invention
mr bungle
jimmy buffet and the coral reefer band

looking back at this list...those are also arguably awesome band names...really depends on the music how the name is perceived in my opinion.
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phan83 Permalink
phan83 The author has chosen to remove all text from this comment.
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spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 Anal cunt
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phan83 Permalink
phan83 @poonutties
Are you kidding.. mr. bungle = best band name ever.

Worst: McLovins
Score: 14

TheArgus Permalink
TheArgus Anal cunt is an awesome band name
Score: 4

conradjohansen Permalink
conradjohansen I always thought The Band was a great band name.
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poonutties Permalink
poonutties mclovins really is bad.

if they want to be a band with some longevity (which i think they do) they should do something about that while they still can.
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conradjohansen Permalink
conradjohansen @poonutties said:
mclovins really is bad.

if they want to be a band with some longevity (which i think they do) they should do something about that while they still can.
Absolutely, especially since Jeff (the guy who looks liked McLovin) is gone. Their whole "basslovin" "drumlovin" thing pisses me off too.
Score: 3

roybelly Permalink
roybelly remember that latin kids band Menudo?

well....they had the title right.........that band was tripe!!

edit: photo for better illustration

Image
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phan83 Permalink
phan83 @conradjohansen said:
@poonutties said:
mclovins really is bad.

if they want to be a band with some longevity (which i think they do) they should do something about that while they still can.
Absolutely, especially since Jeff (the guy who looks liked McLovin) is gone. Their whole "basslovin" "drumlovin" thing pisses me off too.
He left b/c of the band name i believe. Jeff was also the reason they were good to start with IMO
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lizard Permalink
lizard sausage
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meanpete Permalink
Goo Goo Dolls
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker
Vampire Weekend

Yes

Ratdog ( I think Bobby even said it was the worst thing he could think of)

Journey

the Beatles

Umphreys McGee (its hard to think a band that good has a name that stupid)

Love

rage against the machine (you're on MTV, you're not fooling anybody with multiple working brain cells)
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phuckyourphace Permalink
phuckyourphace MOOP

::waits to see if any one catches this reference::
Score: 8

jonstolethings Permalink
jonstolethings I think Rage Against the Machine is badass personally, even if you don't take them that seriously

moe.
REO Speedwagon
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dRStone Permalink
dRStone @phuckyourphace said:
MOOP

::waits to see if any one catches this reference::
we're going on strike
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Magilla94 Permalink
Magilla94 !!!

I think they pronounce it Check.Check.Check.
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Looks2Much Permalink
Looks2Much The Ass Ponies... real band

1000000 worthless bonus points to the person who can name their minor hit song from like 1995 (except @pricklyhairs) because he came from the same gene pool as me and has the same (or perhaps even better) capacity for useless music knowledge that I do...
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FluffyAntelopeHead Permalink
FluffyAntelopeHead moop- what the hell is that from? its so familiar. im thinking futurama.....
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berzerker Permalink
berzerker death boner
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FluffyAntelopeHead Permalink
FluffyAntelopeHead @phuckyourphace said:
MOOP

::waits to see if any one catches this reference::

ok- had to google it. i was thinking about this Image

but thats when they followed Beck
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Capricornio Permalink
Capricornio @Looks2Much said:
The Ass Ponies... real band

1000000 worthless bonus points to the person who can name their minor hit song from like 1995 (except @pricklyhairs) because he came from the same gene pool as me and has the same (or perhaps even better) capacity for useless music knowledge that I do...
"Little Bastard, all fish-belly white, he wears gym trunks, and a tank top shirt"

So strange I was just thinking about that song a couple of days ago. Took me back to Sophomore year of high school.
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sammydavissr Permalink
String Cheese Incident
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cjfphan21 Permalink
cjfphan21 Widespread Panic

amidoingitright?
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BadMustard Permalink
BadMustard I always though the Band was dumb.
The Sounds for the same reason.

NO SHIT.

moe. is pretty bad I guess.
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MusicOfTheMind Permalink
MusicOfTheMind had a rough night, and I hate the f***ing Eagles, man
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dscott Permalink
Band names that I've always considered phenomenally douchey:

Dishwalla
Soul Coughing
Megadeth
Whitesnake
Queensryche
311
Limp Bizkit
Ekoostik Hookah
The Dead
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Sharpua Permalink
Sharpua SOJA - terrible name, even worse band.
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benevolution Permalink
benevolution The Soundtrack of Our Lives
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
The Presidents of the United States of America
Between the Buried and Me
Bullet for my Valentine

and any other band name consisting of more than 4 syllables.
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PricklyHairs Permalink
PricklyHairs The Rentals, although it fit them well because they sucked.



I saw them in 7th grade at my first concert ever. They were on a 3 band bill opening for Silverchair who opened for RHCP. The only band worth seeing was RHCP.
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PricklyHairs Permalink
PricklyHairs Oh yeah... Death Cab for Cutie is probably #1 on the worst band names list.
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