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Worst song ever?

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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan Candidate #1



Score: 3

easywind111 Permalink
easywind111 i honestly sang this song in the shower yesterday.
Score: 8

JNap05 Permalink
Dr Gabel
Score: 2

maplesteam Permalink
im pretty sure its that friday song
Score: 5

pflaumja Permalink
pflaumja @easywind111 said:
i honestly sang this song in the shower yesterday.
I sing this song all the time, but I use the lyrics: " My dogs wants to potty all the time" when I let them out to pee.
Score: 3

DanceTheJig728 Permalink
DanceTheJig728 At least this song has the best drum solo of all time in it.....



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Score: 7

listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn Montell Jordan "This is how we do it"
Score: 3

goatsticks Permalink
goatsticks @listen4myHorn said:
Montell Jordan "This is how we do it"
the party is, in fact, here on the west side....
Score: 3

joonze Permalink
joonze This one gets me kinda like i am going to throw up in my neck....

Score: 13

goatsticks Permalink
goatsticks is this another worst phish song thread? it's "Friday". Let's move on.
Score: 4

_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ @goatsticks said:
is this another worst phish song thread? it's "Friday". Let's move on.
aal songs ever recorded by anyone on any planert
Score: 1

joonze Permalink
joonze Another one i cant stand is....Jefferson Starship ...we built this city....No link to video because i refuse to even hear enough to snap a youtube of it in fear of hearing ever again...
Score: 3

DanceTheJig728 Permalink
DanceTheJig728 @goatsticks said:
is this another worst phish song thread? it's "Friday". Let's move on.

I was joking, Friday's great.
Score: 2

Magilla94 Permalink
Magilla94 Sooo bad. In fact, I recommend not watching it.


Score: 11

joonze Permalink
joonze @Magilla94 said:
Sooo bad. In fact, I recommend not watching it.
http://youtu.be/BKZqGJONH68
Agreed'd that reminds me of some toothless country bumpkin bumble f***s that you would see in walmart on a hot summer day with their family, just chilling in the display lawn furniture, sipping on ICEE's and catching the free air conditioning because their single wide trailer wont cool down with the box fan they trash picked the weekend before....
Score: 3

_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ @joonze said:
@Magilla94 said:
Sooo bad. In fact, I recommend not watching it.
http://youtu.be/BKZqGJONH68
Agreed'd that reminds me of some toothless country bumpkin bumble f***s that you would see in walmart on a hot summer day with their family, just chilling in the display lawn furniture, sipping on ICEE's and catching the free air conditioning because their single wide trailer wont cool down with the box fan they trash picked the weekend before....
sounds like Jersey
Score: 1

SageDabbler Permalink
SageDabbler


doesnt get any worse than this
Score: 12

joonze Permalink
joonze @_________________________ said:
@joonze said:
@Magilla94 said:
Sooo bad. In fact, I recommend not watching it.
http://youtu.be/BKZqGJONH68
Agreed'd that reminds me of some toothless country bumpkin bumble f***s that you would see in walmart on a hot summer day with their family, just chilling in the display lawn furniture, sipping on ICEE's and catching the free air conditioning because their single wide trailer wont cool down with the box fan they trash picked the weekend before....
sounds like Jersey
Not just Jersey, but .....SOUTH JERSEY!!!!
Score: 2

BackonthePossum Permalink
BackonthePossum Eddy Murphy Party all the time is a classic HOW DARE YOU
Score: 4

MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan @DanceTheJig728 said:
@goatsticks said:
is this another worst phish song thread? it's "Friday". Let's move on.

I was joking, Friday's great.
Its not a worst song by the best bands although that would be a fun topic also. Worst song ever, that is all.

Theres obviously some Eddie Murphy fans in the house....
Score: 2

caseyjones Permalink
caseyjones @SageDabbler said:



doesnt get any worse than this
wow that song sucks, who has time to listen to a 20 minute song!
Score: 6

kohlrabi Permalink
kohlrabi



WHO,,,,, WHO, WHO, WHO actually enjoyed this turd?
Score: 6

DanceTheJig728 Permalink
DanceTheJig728 @kohlrabi said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9GBR3B0LE

WHO,,,,, WHO, WHO, WHO actually enjoyed this turd?

Me, when I was 6.
Score: 4

mjrphishhead Permalink
mjrphishhead @DanceTheJig728 said:
@kohlrabi said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9GBR3B0LE

WHO,,,,, WHO, WHO, WHO actually enjoyed this turd?

Me, when I was 6.
Exactly what I was about to say
Score: 2

goatsticks Permalink
goatsticks Big and Rich - Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy, i've literally abandoned full beers and walked out of bars when that song comes on. f*** that song.
Score: 5

walstib Permalink
walstib @nematode said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
Holy Crap that really was the worst song ever. Perhaps Comfortable Numb was a little out of their range. I had tears coming down my face for the solo.

The worse part is the two extra guitars on the back right of the stage on the stand. This dude needs 3 of em to get through his set?
Score: 0

Lemuria Phish.net Staff Permalink
Lemuria LOL. One of the first threads I started.
Score: 1

MrJones Permalink
MrJones This songs makes me want to vomit. There are so many things that suck about this song......"The winds that bleeeew"....I just vomited a bit typing that that....

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's sooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!



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CanYouStillHaveFun Permalink
CanYouStillHaveFun Anything Coldplay has ever released has to be in the running.
Score: 1

spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 Nickleback
/thread.
Score: 0

berzerker Permalink
berzerker @MrJones said:
This songs makes me want to vomit. There are so many things that suck about this song......"The winds that bleeeew"....I just vomited a bit typing that that....

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's sooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROjtdjY4t04
Ya whatever poser
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goatsticks Permalink
goatsticks @berzerker said:
@MrJones said:
This songs makes me want to vomit. There are so many things that suck about this song......"The winds that bleeeew"....I just vomited a bit typing that that....

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's sooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROjtdjY4t04
Ya whatever poser
hahaha, a little more salt in the gravy indeed...
this song is the watermark for how great our band is. the fact that this song causes so much ire and ill feelings speaks volumes, because if the counting crows released this song the shit would've blown up. spanish dances indeed, maria. that one of phish's 'worst' songs (i honestly don't hate this song, nor would i lament hearing it live) would have been a radio hit for most other bands (and this is probably why it's so hated) speaks volumes about our and their integrity as fans and musicians.

drunk rant'd
Score: 1

gravitysrainbow Permalink
gravitysrainbow that pink floyd cover is hilarious
Score: 0

nematode Permalink
nematode also by the worst band ever...


Score: 2

Pooty Permalink
Barbi Girl
Score: 2

the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker came across this looking for David Allen Coe, it was very popular with my esteemed colleagues from the Citadel while I was there.



Score: 1

Voyager Permalink
Voyager My vote was for Randy Newman's "Short People", a truly horrible song. But now that I have heard Leonard Nimoy's "Bilbo Baggins" I am torn as to which is worse.
Score: 0

HarrisonHood Permalink
HarrisonHood anything that people call dubstep or what i call household nosies with loud bass noise. Garbage all of it a monkey could make that crap with a laptop. or maybe time turns Elastic
Score: 1

TomSawyer Permalink
TomSawyer



Flocka flocka flocka pow pow pow!
Score: 1

MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan Yup Barbie girl might be the worst rver
Score: 0

mattk97 Permalink
mattk97

Didn't think rap could get any worse then I heard this song...
Score: 1

GrooveHolmes Permalink
GrooveHolmes I think we have a winner



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TheDeerman Permalink
TheDeerman Just watch a Super Bowl halftime show sometime
Score: 2

Dabblesauce Permalink
Dabblesauce



I think this takes the cake. Also, they both are eye f***ing the shit out of eachother the whole vid.
Score: 0

phishncincy Permalink
phishncincy Can't believe it wasn't in either thread but the hands down winner no need for more entries because of her and the song is...

Score: 1

98ghostphunk Permalink
98ghostphunk 1) (see above) You win...This sounds like Smurfs being tortured...sexually. Although about halfway through I think they start liking it.
2) i hate myself for starting a thread with the same name and topic as a thread from exactly 1 year ago.
Score: 2

HarrisonHood Permalink
HarrisonHood how the f*** did call me maybe not make this list
song is a turd if ive heard one
Score: 0

SpiritWolf Permalink
SpiritWolf @ahull13 said:


i admire the confidence to think that they knew that song (or their instruments) well enough to play it..... In front of people....with ears.
Score: 0

spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 @DanceTheJig728 said:
@kohlrabi said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9GBR3B0LE

WHO,,,,, WHO, WHO, WHO actually enjoyed this turd?

Me, when I was 6.
same. 6 year old me would not stand for this...then again im 20
Score: 0

popsgordon123 Permalink
popsgordon123 I saw the thread title and immediately thought of this but after hearing all of these horrible pop, rap and screamo songs I lament my idea that this was the worst song ever.





Let us mourn for the present era of music where even the worst Dead related song is better than anything in the mainstream.
Score: 0

Busta_Move Permalink
Busta_Move @kohlrabi said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9GBR3B0LE

WHO,,,,, WHO, WHO, WHO actually enjoyed this turd?
I actually went to see them play at the Allentown fair in 2002. It was free, and I had ulterior motives.....but still; fail.
Score: 0

castinajig Permalink
castinajig



beat this one hahahahaha
Score: 0

phishncincy Permalink
phishncincy see my post above! Still very confident! I cant even get past a minute for worst not just worst rendition.
Score: 0

MiguelSanchez Permalink
MiguelSanchez @joonze nailed it.

I lived in Jackson, ms when achey breaky heart came out. You couldn't escape it. Horrible horrible horrible...
Score: 0

RR1994 Permalink
I used to love rap, and they have always used the n word in rap, but there are a ton of rap songs nowadays where they say the n word like fifty times in the song. There is one hit song on the radio now where literally like half the words in the song are the n word.

Can't stand that shit.
Score: 0

Busta_Move Permalink
Busta_Move I posted this one in the other worst songs thread. It belongs here as well;



Score: 0

phan83 Permalink
phan83 "Life's been Good"
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