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I want to know.
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Does this explain anything?
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I'm quite normal, thank you./denial'd
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Pretty weird. I'm eccentric enough to keep my wife scratching her head. At the same time, I know how to be normal enough to hold a good job. I think life is a swirling hurricane or miracles and disasters. I think television is garbage. I think music is the path to mind expansion. I like dogs, too.
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@Blackeyedsloth... now I know who to talk wierd hair with. excellent choice sir.
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wait. normal. what the hell does that mean? normal? 10/4/99
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i hate caffeine, but i love uppersi have a tv in my bathroom that only plays episodes of cheers on vhs (swear to god this is true)
i havent been to a barber since i was 10 yrs old, I'm 29
I have a huge fear of being elctructed in the bathroom after i wash my hands, when i turn out the lights
Me and 4 friends have a group text message that has been circulating for 2 years that is strictly simpsons trivia
I brush my teeth with scaulding hot water
I collect american bicentennial junk
I collect ANYTHING with the bertha logo
I basically put a stealie on everything that is important
I collect converse chuck taylors, hats, pins, and posters. I dont even have room for the pins or poster's any more
I am home no matter what every morning at 6:30 to feed and walk my puppy. Tour she goes to my sisters
My real name is Richard, yet no one has called me that in atleast 16 years. I am called Farkus (the bully for the christmas story)
I HATE having a girlfriend, and i am always a coward and drive them away as opposed to breaking up with them
I have a list next to my chair of 156 people that i would like to have a beer with: real and fictitous
I watch the goonies when ever i beat myself up about going on a bender; makes me feel like a kid
I've carried the same zippo in my pocket for 12 years, and i quit smoking 5 years ago
I don't find Family guy funny
I listen to conservative talk radio on my drive home
I fall asleep to leno almost every night
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Yall are free to judge by my posts
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I'm pretty Effin' weird. 
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Robert Mapplethorpe photography kinda weird.@the_crested_hogchoker. Wanna pose for some pics for me?
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if you're not weird, you're boring, and if you're boring then i don't want to know you. embrace your awesomely-ragtastic-weird-crazyselves--i know i do, and those are the people i like keep around me. people say I'm weird for my utter obsession with phish. HAH.
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@FARKUS - I like your bathroom TV playing episodes of Cheers. I love this show and am envious of your set-up.I'm pretty weird. My husband is constantly asking me "What is wrong with you?" I prefer to think I'm just young at heart but he thinks I'm a giant kid. But I don't think there's anything wrong with that, as long as I'm a decent person, hold down my job, pay my bills, etc.
And I'm terrified of pumping gas. I will do it, but it scares the shit out of me. I like orange-flavored things but I despise oranges. And I hate nuts in my food or desserts but I like nuts alone. Who knows? I think everyone's weird and if you meet someone who says he/she is NOT weird, then that person is a psychopath.
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Compared to most other 30-40 year old guys in North Iowa, I'm pretty weird. I don't care for sports at all. I don't listen to country music. I don't drink bud light.
In a more progressive, larger city I don't think I'd be as weird as I am here.
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@FARKUS said: i hate caffeine, but i love uppers
i have a tv in my bathroom that only plays episodes of cheers on vhs (swear to god this is true)
i havent been to a barber since i was 10 yrs old, I'm 29
I have a huge fear of being elctructed in the bathroom after i wash my hands, when i turn out the lights
Me and 4 friends have a group text message that has been circulating for 2 years that is strictly simpsons trivia
I brush my teeth with scaulding hot water
I collect american bicentennial junk
I collect ANYTHING with the bertha logo
I basically put a stealie on everything that is important
I collect converse chuck taylors, hats, pins, and posters. I dont even have room for the pins or poster's any more
I am home no matter what every morning at 6:30 to feed and walk my puppy. Tour she goes to my sisters
My real name is Richard, yet no one has called me that in atleast 16 years. I am called Farkus (the bully for the christmas story)
I HATE having a girlfriend, and i am always a coward and drive them away as opposed to breaking up with them
I have a list next to my chair of 156 people that i would like to have a beer with: real and fictitous
I watch the goonies when ever i beat myself up about going on a bender; makes me feel like a kid
I've carried the same zippo in my pocket for 12 years, and i quit smoking 5 years ago
I don't find Family guy funny
I listen to conservative talk radio on my drive home
I fall asleep to leno almost every night
Cheers on VHS in the bathroom is classic. What qualifies as bicentennial 'junk'?
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By all accounts I am vanilla in so many ways. Caucasian, married, with 3 teenagers, 2 dogs, house, mortgage, 2 cars, job. But I am weird just to reply to this thread and because:- I am married 25 years and love my wife more each year and she is my best friend and is convinced Phish and GDB only play and know 1 song which lasts about 3 hours and she supports me going to Phish shows alone (as long as I don't force her to go);
- I pick up about 5 pounds of dog shit every day;
- My kids know the lines to Reba;
- I don't play golf;
- I don't have an IPAD or IPhone;
- My parents have been married 60 years;
- I too have a bunch of Chucky Taylors;
- I can touch my tongue to my nose;
- I am obsessed with topographical maps;
- I think Maryann was prettier than Ginger in Gilligan's Island;
- I once sharted 10 minutes before a business meeting, but the show went on.
- I have pictures of my family and Jerry Garcia in my office.
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I am weirder than your average insurance salesmen but I'm less weird than your peeping Tom/sexual deviant type...
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I'm so weird that I don't even like Phish. I just get enjoyment out of coming to .net and PRETENDING to be into them. So of course I have to listen to tons of shows and go see them live to be a convincing "Phan".Seriously tho sometimes I stand when I wipe and sometimes I sit.
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@batshitcrazy said: Robert Mapplethorpe photography kinda weird.I've only got one pose.
@the_crested_hogchoker. Wanna pose for some pics for me?
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I don't think I'm weird but the people i keep in the pit in my basement do.
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@thebubba said: By all accounts I am vanilla in so many ways. Caucasian, married, with 3 teenagers, 2 dogs, house, mortgage, 2 cars, job. But I am weird just to reply to this thread and because:Maryann blew ginger out of the water!
- I am married 25 years and love my wife more each year and she is my best friend and is convinced Phish and GDB only play and know 1 song which lasts about 3 hours and she supports me going to Phish shows alone (as long as I don't force her to go);
- I pick up about 5 pounds of dog shit every day;
- My kids know the lines to Reba;
- I don't play golf;
- I don't have an IPAD or IPhone;
- My parents have been married 60 years;
- I too have a bunch of Chucky Taylors;
- I can touch my tongue to my nose;
- I am obsessed with topographical maps;
- I think Maryann was prettier than Ginger in Gilligan's Island;
- I once sharted 10 minutes before a business meeting, but the show went on.
- I have pictures of my family and Jerry Garcia in my office.
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Very.
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I'm like catching your parents baggin weird.
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Weird enough to be known as a weird guy, not weird enough to freak people out for it.
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Ok so very is a minor description. But lemme throw down on what I think is weird about me. So essentially when I meet people I am nice. Then...later on they find things out about me and don't believe it. Like people are like spencers the happiest dude I know...I'm actually very depressed most of the time. I apparently am also "nice" but in my mind I'm an asshole.
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Certain chicks think I'm weird and aggravating because if I don't like them I'll talk about weird Phish shit and stuff that's over their head to annoy them
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@ithacapete said: I don't think I'm weird but the people i keep in the pit in my basement do.It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
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"Only the half mad are wholly living"
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@conradjohansen said: @ithacapete said:I don't think I'm weird but the people i keep in the pit in my basement do.It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
WOOOO-WEEEE Auto-Trader!
/Joe Dirt'd
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@Blackeydsloth said: Does this explain anything?You're allowed to change your name once- do it to spell it right
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn :ANd9GcSPgUvROzMS6vVpexlKYv1GVgKz0K-aPL3dsQMQUga6zEOq5Nbd
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i guess it depends who you ask. but id say prolly like a 7 /10
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We all listen to Phish. That's weird enough.
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I hate farkus from Christmas Story, but just tried to be friends with @Farkus cause he puts stealies on things, and the rest of that dudes epic post.
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I have definitely been called weird at least once per day for five years... It is strange, because I readily understand why I am odd, but it seems strange to me that others aren't naturally that way...
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I hate the movie Casablanca
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@thebubba said: I am married 25 yearsThe secret to a happy marriage, revealed.
I can touch my tongue to my nose
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@spencur6 said: Ok so very is a minor description. But lemme throw down on what I think is weird about me. So essentially when I meet people I am nice. Then...later on they find things out about me and don't believe it. Like people are like spencers the happiest dude I know...I'm actually very depressed most of the time. I apparently am also "nice" but in my mind I'm an asshole.Sign'd.
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I was always told, "I before E except after C" Well, That's WEIRD!
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Had a magic hat a couple weeks ago...the top said "feel weird at least twice a day" I agree!
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As for me I guess I'm medium weird.I'm a grown up in a lot of ways, but a kid in a lot of ways. Is that weird or normal?
Progressive but bass ackwards
Creative but not artistic, per se
Productive but lazy
Generally like people, but also cant stand people
Enjoy groups but just want to be left alone
The list goes on. A collection of contradictions as much as anything. If that's weird.
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me -- proud of it...i consider freak a compliment (cue arlo guthrie at woodstock)!
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I'm not weird, i'm just an asshole....
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: I want to know.There is a how weird street faire here in san fran, just passed this past weekend
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I go to a synagogue every Tuesday to play Bingo. I'm 23.I watch the People's Court and Judge Joe Brown almost every day.
Before my boyfriend got me into Phish, I listened almost exclusively to golden oldies.
I just realized that at heart I am a 76 year old woman.
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@the_Landlady said: I just realized that at heart I am a 76 year old woman.Boomin Granny
In case you are looking for a theme song.
I'm here to help.
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In High School, when I was a Senior, if there was an underclassman using a urinal I would walk to the one right next to it, drop my pants to my ankles, and sway back and forth while I pissed. When someone lets me out of a sidestreet I don't wave, I roll down the window, point and WWWEEIEIIIIUUUU!!!! them.
One time I got let on to a plane early because they thought I was mentally challenged, and I got to meet the pilot. POST 9/11.
I drink Orange Mad Dog 20/20 mixed with a 40 of OE or Colt 45. I call it a Funky Monkey.
I've been known to put ketchup in Clam Chowder.
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@FARKUS said:
I have a huge fear of being elctructed in the bathroom after i wash my hands, when i turn out the lightsnot a huge fear, but this has crossed my mind several times
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I come from a very strange place. I like to think of it as the center of weirdness for the universe. Honestly, I feel like the only normal one around here. 
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