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Hey guys. Seems we all get a little more charitabe around tour time. Winter and Spring are gone and summer has finally arrived. Once again, Phish came with it. Beautiful weather and Phish bring the love, and my friends and I were inspired.
We've decided to create a charity to continue spreading the love to our fellow fans, and we need your help. Have a few extra bucks you can spare? Like helping out the needy and less fortunate? Ever seen a fan so spun you wished you could do something about it, but were afraid to get within 30 feet for fear of wook flu? Well, now you can help!
By calling our 1-800 number (1-800-370-WOOK) and making a donation you can change a life without having to get near, touch, or talk to an actual wook. We here at the Christian Wook's Fund do all of the dirty work! So call now, before it's too late.
We've decided to create a charity to continue spreading the love to our fellow fans, and we need your help. Have a few extra bucks you can spare? Like helping out the needy and less fortunate? Ever seen a fan so spun you wished you could do something about it, but were afraid to get within 30 feet for fear of wook flu? Well, now you can help!
By calling our 1-800 number (1-800-370-WOOK) and making a donation you can change a life without having to get near, touch, or talk to an actual wook. We here at the Christian Wook's Fund do all of the dirty work! So call now, before it's too late.
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Thus far we've had 0 calls. Sad day for the Phish community.
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I got a busy signal.
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@tripsforjoeg said:
I got a busy signal.That's a great sign phanner, it means the lines are tied up and people are doing their part.
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Super cool of you to set up this fund for your wook-brothers. hopefully, if enough of us donate, some dirty, purple pill poppin wooks might even be able to shower and shave for the first time since 94!
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@Slothberries said:
This is the 3rd time you've made reference to my story. You are not doing it in a friendly way. There is no possible way any kind of confrontation with me, whatsoever, will end in your favor. You're just not smart enough or creative enough. The absolute best thing you can do in this forum and for this forum is to quit trying to provoke silly fights. Give up on trying to "out" PS94. He's been dead over a year.
This is the best advice I will ever give you and I want you, instead of responding (not that you can help yourself), to think about why that is.
Super cool of you to set up this fund for your wook-brothers.Yikes! I shared a purple gel tab story from 1998 (a few weeks after pointing out you're an unstable drug addict in his mid 30's who likes to fight with everyone and obsesses over himself) and now suddenly I'm a wook who doesn't shave? You do bad research and you assume too much.
hopefully, if enough of us donate, some dirty, purple pill poppin wooks might even be able to shower and shave for the first time since 94!
This is the 3rd time you've made reference to my story. You are not doing it in a friendly way. There is no possible way any kind of confrontation with me, whatsoever, will end in your favor. You're just not smart enough or creative enough. The absolute best thing you can do in this forum and for this forum is to quit trying to provoke silly fights. Give up on trying to "out" PS94. He's been dead over a year.
This is the best advice I will ever give you and I want you, instead of responding (not that you can help yourself), to think about why that is.
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