Pretentiousness - Phish.net Forum

careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 9:32 am

Vote this one down, the bourgeoise of Phish-Dom ha.

Go f*** yourselves. That is the only problem with Phish, their fans.

Half of EM are d-bags. The other half are on heavy psycedelics, now obviously there are a bunch of puff the magic dragon motherfuckers up in here, horray!!!!!

I know the setlist for the next three nights, what about the improv? Lets call that "location x" jam? Why? Catalog for your files? What about the strong acid rock undertones? Have you ever heard YEM the same tripping face in the middle of 20,000 people? Shame.

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poonutties 6/12/12 9:34 am

Um, what?

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Jayem 6/12/12 9:37 am

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the_Crested_Hogchoker 6/12/12 9:38 am

::returns to pretending to work, undaunted in his phishiness::

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 6/12/12 9:40 am

The problem with truth is its true. Negetive vibe, just woke up, rather than tell the zebra it has spots I will go a camera

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HARRYHOOD213 6/12/12 9:41 am

OP, whatcha talkin bout, Willis?

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JayDubya 6/12/12 9:41 am

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JayDubya 6/12/12 9:42 am

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

The problem with truth is its true. Negetive vibe, just woke up, rather than tell the zebra it has spots I will go a camera

I too, will go a camera.

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Jayem 6/12/12 9:44 am

:: goes a camera ::
:: Wonders where the hell he just went::

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Robert_Zimmerman 6/12/12 9:45 am

@JayDubya said:

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
The problem with truth is its true. Negetive vibe, just woke up, rather than tell the zebra it has spots I will go a camera
I too, will go a camera.

No! Dont go a camera! I went a camcorder once....it was good, but nothing beat the time we goes a watercolor. Twas a cromulent evening to embiggen the least....

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mfhgreyboy 6/12/12 9:47 am

English motherfucker....do you speak it???

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joonze 6/12/12 9:49 am

OP ate the brown acid....

Bad trips make for bad posts....

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Abrahm 6/12/12 9:49 am

:::doses:::

:::finally gets it:::

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JayDubya 6/12/12 9:51 am

Just like the problem with Bieber is his fans

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LouisvillePhan 6/12/12 9:56 am

Pretentiousness? You mean like William Bottomtooth?

Dont see many of those types around here.

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DrPeterVenkman 6/12/12 9:57 am

Prince says "cool story"

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spacecoyote 6/12/12 10:00 am

I think the internets have buggered someone's grey matter.

Try one of these, you'll feel better.

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Kurtzboy 6/12/12 10:03 am

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talkinghead 6/12/12 10:20 am

Wait, are you saying that the zebra *does* have spots, or doesn't? That's the part I don't get.

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JayDubya 6/12/12 10:23 am

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GhostlikeSwayze 6/12/12 10:30 am

what is going on here?!

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standarsh 6/12/12 10:31 am

I think OP is still looking for a female driver from Pittsburgh.

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theesloth 6/12/12 10:40 am

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Jayem 6/12/12 10:42 am

@talkinghead said:

Wait, are you saying that the zebra *does* have spots, or doesn't? That's the part I don't get.

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AugustWest2001 6/12/12 10:47 am

stop everything.

focus on the puppy.

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westbrook 6/12/12 10:52 am

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johnnyd

6/12/12 10:54 am

Best Melt since August '93?

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DanceTheJig728 6/12/12 10:59 am

OP sketches me out, bigtime.

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spacecoyote 6/12/12 11:02 am

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hova1 6/12/12 11:04 am

I like your style, OP. The best hate is always unintelligible.

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spacecoyote 6/12/12 11:06 am

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birmy 6/12/12 11:08 am

@DanceTheJig728 said:

OP sketches me out, bigtime.

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AugustWest2001 6/12/12 11:09 am

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

rather than tell the zebra it has spots I will go a camera

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

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Jayem 6/12/12 11:10 am

@AugustWest2001 said:

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
rather than tell the zebra it has spots I will go a camera
"If it weren�t for my horse, I wouldn�t have spent that year in college."

That is one of my favorite bits.
"if it weren't for my horse, if it weren't for my horse"

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YorkvilleBeerLover 6/12/12 11:12 am

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item9guy 6/12/12 11:17 am

Is going a camera anything like going a wassailing?

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Doctor_Ocelot 6/12/12 11:29 am

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JayDubya 6/12/12 11:30 am

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itsice88 6/12/12 11:33 am

The problem with the truth is it's true. /endthread

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Robert_Zimmerman 6/12/12 11:36 am

@itsice88 said:

The problem with the truth is it's true. /endthread

The problem with vauge ambiguous statements are they are vague and ambiguous

/openthread

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AugustWest2001 6/12/12 11:36 am

@itsice88 said:

The problem with the truth is it's true. /endthread

exactly. that right there - is the epitome of pretentious.

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DrPeterVenkman 6/12/12 11:38 am

THIS THREAD IS NOW OPEN/CLOSED

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johnnyd

6/12/12 11:48 am

phish - dom
mix the bourgeoisie
and go camera

View Spoilers

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757phan 6/12/12 11:53 am

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Phish1 6/12/12 12:01 pm

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

The problem with truth is its true.

False. Take steak and cheese sandwiches for example. While it is technically a steak and cheese, is there really ever enough cheese? Thus, the truth is false.

I now go a camera and tree a rainbow.

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DrPeterVenkman 6/12/12 12:02 pm

THIS THREAD IS NOW CAMERA

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Robert_Zimmerman 6/12/12 12:08 pm

You ate my fractal

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DrPeterVenkman 6/12/12 12:12 pm

@Robert_Zimmerman said:

You ate my fractal

c'mom guys, waterbass?

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item9guy 6/12/12 12:22 pm

I went a camera and ended up dogfooding a hat. weird....

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