This reminds me of an experience I had at Bonnaroo

So my buddy and I attended Bonnaroo this weekend. We pull up to our designated camping area and start setting up. Our neighbors to one side are a cool group of kids from Philly. Then out withou warning a red car pulls up on the other side of us with a f*** the World bumper sticker an TWO "service dogs" hangin out the window. They park and two guys and a girl get out with two huge dogs one was a yellow lab and another mix dog hop out with them. After we all get our shit set up I walked over and said hi to them and the chick was nice and told me about the dogs and such. Then Manwook 1 come out of the tent after he figured out I was smokin a cigarette and without even saying hello or anything he shouts "HEY! Gimme one of them camels". Not wanting to be a dick and start the weekend off with a Larry david type situation I handed him one and without even thanking me he grabs the girl and walks off. That was the last we saw o them that night.
So night two how by without a hitch and they must have been out partying all night so we didn't see them again until Saturday morning. I ended up wakin up at like 7:30 am like I alway se to do a festivals for some ungodly reason. After sittin arou the campsite for a bit I hear the LOUDEST most intense overly forced cough I have ever heard in my life coming from the wook tent. I try to ignore it but it has been going on for about 5 minutes straight now and one by people start emerging from their tents within at 30 yard radius. The coughing went on for another 20 minutes and I walked over and offered him a cough drop to which he replied "f*** that shit. Give me an inhaler.". I went to my car and looked for mine but had forgotten to bring it. So I went back and offered him something to drink to which he said no. One by one a chain of different wook voices started chiming in frOm within the confines of their canopy and huge 15 person tent. I couldn't see cause they had the canopy blocked off with hanging tarps. After another 10-15 minutes of "f*** you" and shut the f*** ups from a rotation of different voices basically everyone is awake within earshot o this dude. I go over one mOre time and ask him if he's ok and he says "yeah, it's just the first time I have slept in three days and all the dust and drugs have settled in my lungs and throat. I just need to do some more cocaine and I'll be alright". I Hand him the water he finally agreed to drink and like clockwork another new wook pops out of the tent and demands a cigarette. Unfortunately I was in the middle of lighting my own and had the pack open which was full and it woul have been super awkward to say no at this point. I know I am a pushover. So as the next hour or so goes by more and more new wools start emerging from the tent/canopy an at the end I counted 8 new wooks. And two new service dogs have appeared. By the time thy are all situated my friend and I were headin into centeroo but not before we saw the cougher pick up one of my half smoked cigarettes off the top of our trash.
We didn't see or hear from them until probably 7am Sunday morning. We had just gotten back from the UM set and had probably been asleep less than an hour before we hear a chorus of wook chicks and raspy spunk on calls from the guys trying to find their dogs(which by the way they left all 4 in one car the whole night and afternoon while they were off rolling and tripping balls. So for the rest of the morning all I could hear was them screaming at their dogs who ran away from them a least every ten minutes and them shout-talking at eachother about how hat they were rolling and who they thought may have jacked the drugs from their tent that they had ground scored that night(surprise, after much heated arguing yet discovered that the drugs were sitting on the ground in front of them the whole time.
So the last night after Phish pretty much the same thing starts happening. They come back to the camp right after us and twice as f***ed up as the night before. After hanging out for a bit we go to sleep cause we had a 14 hour drive to make the next day. I went into the tent and laid down. The first thing I hear is the yelling start for the roaming dogs. Next the cougher gets on the phone with who I believe to be his girlfriend. Some chick named Lake. He immediately starts screaming at her telling her she was a bitch and that when he got back he was going to beat the shit out of her AND her parents and sister. The one nicer chick keeps pleading to him to put his phone away. I know he made at least three more similar calls within about an hour. This then leads the group to begin discussing spousal abuse. One said that he doesn't like to hit his girl but only does it when she gets too f***ed up or acts slutty. One wook chick says she understands why her boyfriend hits he sometimes and has convinced herself that she prob ly deserves it. A few more comment s along the similar lines are said. Next, I hear a the sound of dogs fighting Closeby but obviously in the opposite direction of the wook camp. I peek my head out of the tent and see that a few campsites over two of the "service dogs" have started fighting in someone's campsite and woke up and scared the shit out of thi couple. The girl gets up and run into her car and te boyfriend starts yelling who the f***'s dog is this?? After a delaye response some wook chick stumbles over from their site and just stands there tryin half ass to break up their dogs. Finally one of the wook dudes comes over and starts beating the living shit out of them an turns to the wook chick and says " see, the harder you f***ing hit them te more they will f***ing listen to you.". Leaves without saying so much as a word to the couple. The sun is pretty much up by now and I haven't been able to sleep yet, even with earplugs in I can hear almos everything that's goin outside
So this morning we wake up ad start packing our stuff and they are all still awake. It was rainin pretty hard so we were just sitting under our canopy waiting for it to die down. One of the girls walks up to us with two trashed pairs of shows trying to sell them to us for a dollar. I just say no thanks and she continues chatting with us and is obviously still rolling very hard. She was pretty nice. Out of nowhere she starts talking about how se think pills are really bad and that it "leads to things like 5 year old girls running into walls at full speed to give themselves abortions". And immediately follows this statement with that she just does a bit of ketamine everyday and that judging the shit out of people for taking pills. It was a really weird sequence of topics. Then he proceeded to tel me how much disliked phish after seeing the stokers on my car and that Further your is the only thing worth attending. She eventually walks over to the friends and another wook frown emerges from out of nowhere with sOme wet and mud drenched sleeping bags and a pair of old vans that were in the same condition as the bags. Super proud of his "heady ground score". So we are finishing up the last of our packing and have an extra full case of water. Since I heard them talking about buyin wate with thei food stamps the night before I figured they would appreciate the water. I ask them I'd they wanted it and one of them says yeah and reaches his hands out of the tent and beckons it over to him. I hand it to him and he pulls It into the tent and says "cool". Two seconds later one of the chicks says "see, not all Phish fans are faggots". The guy says rater loudly "of course they are, you just don't know him well enough". Right after I had given him water, 5 buck s for gas and quite a few smokes over te weekend. We put the last of our stuff in the car and end up gettin in the car and just as we pull onto the highway I smell something foul I look down and notice dogs hit all over my shoes. No f***ing joke. Sorry this story was so long but I'm on a long ass car ride and figured at least some people would get a kick outta this. And I was able to kill an hour of the trip. So share any of your recent funny wook tales.

@birmy said:

@Penguin Which shows? PA Oh PA?

Yup! We're doing OH PA OH next week... And then next month, SPAC.

You're still doing the OH PA OH run, right? We'll have to meet up!

What is going on here? @theemu is now in the blessing? @757phan is getting -1'd for saying he liked a story? Has the world gone a camera?

thayers a flag were the . in .net should be? Its not 4th of july already? Is it?

One more day of work... And then AC! I've never been to a casino actually... It's my understanding you go in there with little money, wager it, and come out rich.... Is that correct?

Flying up to Boston for the day (ironically out of AC) to pick up a 1996 Buick Roadmaster Station Wagon, I'm stoked as I currently drive a 94.

June 14 - Flag Day! (I had to think about that for a minute too...)

Think I can get this delivered in the next 10 minutes? http://www.starcostumes.com/lgimages/R17110.jpg

no but you can get this one in "ten fiteen minute"