Ok, I can't quite tell if I should call shenanigans, or the inn keepers at the Padded Room...

Are you Jonathan Swift'ing us, or are you so lost in the sauce that you can't see past the ladle?

Either way, if you're all spun and people think you're having a bad time because you look like yore having a bad time and you say "I'm having a good time" no one in their right mind is going to believe you.

Have you ever looked at someone while your f***ing them and see an expression that could be pain, but is actually deep ecstasy?

And leave the ladies alone or I'll call Chris Hansen.

I am looking for one chick, not girls.

"Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
but I'm on bath salts,
and your face looks tasty..."

Dude I said that to somebody yesterday, for real for real

/feel better

@BernardShakey said:

I like the dude, his stuff is almost like poetry. Could be messing with us but if thats the case all parties have benifited and I think everyone has been able to take part in the laughter.

Sign'd

I think he's a bored sociopath who posts colorful-like nonsense for the attention it garners. He needs help, real help, or at least a genuine apiphoney, to really be seen as sincere in any of his actions by me or the majority of like-minded fans who use this forum.

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Honestly, man, for all those you amuse, there are many more you confound with your seemingly deliberate obtuse and just down right befuddled demeanor.

I take back my initial post. I don't think you're Swift'ing us, I think you mean everything you say.