Plllleeeaaassseeee!!!!

Phish Memes 2012

http://forum.phish.net/thread.php?thread=1339484621

I'm going to bump this so hard you'll think Phish is a hiphop collective.

Yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh!

Richard Simmons called, he wants his enthusiasm back.



That's right, you've all been warned.

I'm going to the bar, hope all you kids had a blast tonight, Cinci looked like a dream!

I played the clarinet all through grade school years, this touches my heart on a level never before attained until this very moment. Thank you.

All .Net!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look phunny
but yo I'm makin' sense see
so yo .Net I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm am old phan in town
and my sound's laid down by the Blunderground.
I drink up all the Jim Beam ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Bumpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo phans, oh how you want to meme me.
And all the threads on the front page--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Bumpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the phans want me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my Phish lumpy.
I'm sick wit DWD, straight wookin'
and sometimes I read Icculus
I'll eat up all your doses and you'll drink from the hoses,
hey yo that girl, c'mere--are ya wiggle-ish?
Yeah, I came with that.
Look at me, I'm swimin'
It never stopped me surrenderin'
I'm a phreak
I like it when Mike drops bombs
I once got busy in a Bethel Woods bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to melt thee.
They say I'm phunky but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' a miracle chance
and I even got my own dance

The Bumpty Dance is your chance to do the bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, come on and do the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, just watch me do the Bumpty Bump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Bumpty Bump
Do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump

People say "Yo, Bumpty, you're really phunny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things groovin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in 46 Days my bumpty hose will water ya ear.
My hose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a slow 'paug Groove, I'm still gettin' faced
I get by all the security, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and you know this hose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Leo,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like slee'o
I sang on Down With Disease, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em when they stop
Also told ya that I surrender to the flow
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to troll.
All ya had to do was give Bumpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

First a limb to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like Heady Bro Man on crack, Bumpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Bumpty Bump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Bumpin', funkin', jumpin',
Wiggle 'round, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Bump.

DMB people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
WSP people, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Moe.s, do the Bumpty Bump, just keep on doin' the Bump
Phans, do the Bumpty Bump, do the Bumpty Bump
Let's get melted!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Once again, the Blunderground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole tour,
keep on doin' the Bumpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and bumptiness forever

sign'd

It led me to the sax, which is awesome even though I don't play it anymore. I'm pretty sure I can still play the Jurassic Park theme song on both instruments though.

I hate my instructor for denying me percussion.

@Euclid I played percussion... it led me to the sex.

fail

Congrats @Peacey

@jerryguscia said:

Congrats @Jimmymac03 for starting the Phish Memes 2012 thread; and congrats to all who participated in maxing that shiz out! It's...soo...beautiful :'D

Yeah dog!

Thanks @Julesmac! Missing Cali man.