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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew Hey now, I am camping at Lee's for SPAC. I have never camped not even in my own yard. Hard to believe right?

What do I need to know? I gotta 2 man tent that's easy to set up so that's squared away. All other recommendations are welcome except kys noob, etc lol

Thanks and stay cool at DC tonight!
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd You'll want a groundcloth, otherwise the morning dew will give you wet-ass.

good luck.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew Awesome I hadn't thought of that. Thanks
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Dundun Permalink
Dundun Rule #1: Protect your anus

Just kidding.... bring plenty of water/beverages. Absolutely crucial during the day. Bring a shade if you have one, because Lee's is pretty open in places. Bring a couple camping chair for lounging, a grill for cooking (remember the propane!), maybe a few extra bucks for food/drinks at the site (I remember people selling bloody mary's/mimosas last time, not sure about food).

Don't forget your towel.
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listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn Do not toilet in your tent. Also wear a loincloth like Johnny said.
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LouisvillePhan Permalink
LouisvillePhan Drink a lot the night before. It makes it much easier to pass out on the cold hard ground.
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Abrahm Permalink
Abrahm If you can, bring some kind of small table to cook (edit: prepare food) off the ground. If they have picnic tables there this obviously isn't an issue.

Lantern, flashlight, water, good bourbon, ice. Always good to set up near some shade if you can

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Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 @johnnyd said:
You'll want a groundcloth, otherwise the morning dew will give you wet-ass.

good luck.
This. And make sure you roll it. If it rains, it'll go under the ground-tarp, not above...thus again, causing "wet-ass".

Bring a few extra tent-stakes. You will lose one somewhere. Pen caps do not work; I found this out at the Went.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew @LouisvillePhan ha I fully intend to get hammered every night cause I hear Lee's doesn't sleep but I do
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Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 Oh...and as "convenient" as it may seem, I don't suggest shacking up near a porta-pottie.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew @Phish1 said:
@johnnyd said:
You'll want a groundcloth, otherwise the morning dew will give you wet-ass.

good luck.
This. And make sure you roll it. If it rains, it'll go under the ground-tarp, not above...thus again, causing "wet-ass".

Bring a few extra tent-stakes. You will lose one somewhere. Pen caps do not work; I found this out at the Went.
So I should have both a ground cloth and a tarp? To put under the tent?
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Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 @morning_dew said:
@Phish1 said:
@johnnyd said:
You'll want a groundcloth, otherwise the morning dew will give you wet-ass.

good luck.
This. And make sure you roll it. If it rains, it'll go under the ground-tarp, not above...thus again, causing "wet-ass".

Bring a few extra tent-stakes. You will lose one somewhere. Pen caps do not work; I found this out at the Went.
So I should have both a ground cloth and a tarp? To put under the tent?
Sorry, I called the groundcloth a tarp. One in the same (I think?).
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westbrook Permalink
westbrook Not really a camping specific suggestion, but it's always good to bring A LOT of water. Bring what you think you'll need plus another case.
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd For car and festy camping:
2. Keep some clothes locked in your car in case it rains.
3. Also, bring a big trash bag. Also in case it rains when you are packing up. You can just stuff your wet gear in there and deal with it when you get home, rather than trying to pack a wet tent and tarp. But unpack it and hang it to dry as soon as you get home. Leave it for any length of time and you'll be buying a new tent.
4. @listen4myhorn is actually letting you in on a secret. If not a loincloth, it is common knowledge among the fraternity and sorority of experienced campers to wear nothing but brightly colored underwear around camp. If you are wearing anything more than that, everyone will know you are a camping n00b. Feel free to wear whatever you want to the show.
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bryAnarchy Permalink
bryAnarchy head lamp or small flashlight in tent.
water and or other hydrating beverages in tent.
empty 32oz bottle (or two) in tent.
use a footprint, as suggested.

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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd I'm gonna come in on the "don't pee in a bottle in your tent" side, but clearly there is room for debate.
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mfhgreyboy Permalink
mfhgreyboy Not specifically for camping - more like terr...but:

Gold Bond.
Baby wipes.

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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew @johnnyd I will make sure to pick up some flourescent drawers on the way lol
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thelastg Permalink
flashlight. hand sanitizer. bring your own tp/wipes in case porta's run out. gold bond. try to swing a lantern or some other type of night time ambient light you don't have to aim. you might want locks for your tent or just keep the valuables in your car
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd @morning_dew said:
@johnnyd I will make sure to pick up some flourescent drawers on the way lol
Good man. Just dont tell anyone I let you in on this secret, I could get in real trouble. The trick is to act natural and fit right in.

And yes, groundcloth and tarp and footprint are pretty much interchangable terms. A thin sheet of plastic or other waterproof material under your tent.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew @thelastg said:
you might want locks for your tent or just keep the valuables in your car
I wondered about this. Surely people won't steal my pillow but it would suck not to have one when I get back from the shoe. I'll just lock up the stuff that can be pawned.
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bryAnarchy Permalink
bryAnarchy You're doing it wrong d00d!

You should have picked up a "1man and 1woman" tent, not a 2man.
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Phish1 Permalink
Phish1 Batteries.
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bryAnarchy Permalink
bryAnarchy @morning_dew said:
@bryAnarchy how about 1 man and a huge cooler of beer?
Huge cooler of beer goes outside the tent, under the vestibule.
However, the "1 man and 1 woman + small beer cooler" models are pretty nice.
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I_need_reba Permalink
I_need_reba Dont forget to bring a towel!!
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd @bryAnarchy said:
@morning_dew said:
@bryAnarchy how about 1 man and a huge cooler of beer?
Huge cooler of beer goes outside the tent, under the vestibule.
However, the "1 man and 1 woman + small beer cooler" models are pretty nice.
As are the one man/two women models. But those are expensive. Like a million dollars.
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bryAnarchy Permalink
bryAnarchy @johnnyd said:
@bryAnarchy said:
@morning_dew said:
@bryAnarchy how about 1 man and a huge cooler of beer?
Huge cooler of beer goes outside the tent, under the vestibule.
However, the "1 man and 1 woman + small beer cooler" models are pretty nice.
As are the one man/two women models. But those are expensive. Like a million dollars.
Yeah, true, those tents are aw3some! I paid eleventymillion for mine.
However, make sure you get the extended warranty, they don't seem to last as long as you would like.
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_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ Waters and Gatorades. I like to bring a bag of Thomas's bagels for phish camping so I have something in my stomach before the first gin and gatorade of the day.

Sandals, shoes and socks.

A camera, to go a

A flat surface like a DVD case for inside the tent

Rubbers, no one wants more w00k babies running around

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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew Anybody know what the shower sitchuation is at Lee's? Am I better off going swimming in the lake?
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harroldHOOD Permalink
harroldHOOD Bring chairs!!!!!!!!

It's really annoying when you meet new people and none of them have chairs so they just sit in yours.
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the_Landlady Permalink
the_Landlady @morning_dew - Camping.... with showers? Whaaa? Grunge it up, if I can do it then you can too :)

See you at Lee's!
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd "I need my chair now, brah" gets much easier to say with age.
But excellent point.

Alternately, old man creeper mode -
"I'd like to sit in my chair now sweetie, but if you get up for a sec you can sit right back down in my lap"
will either result in a stellar hookup or camp clearing hilarity.
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the_Landlady Permalink
the_Landlady @johnnyd said:
"I need my chair now, brah" gets much easier to say with age.
But excellent point.

Alternately, old man creeper mode -
"I'd like to sit in my chair now sweetie, but if you get up for a sec you can sit right back down in my lap"
will either result in a stellar hookup or camp clearing hilarity.
Now there's an idea... Keep an eye out for me johnnyd, I'll be the one with the lovely lady in my lap.
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standarsh Permalink
standarsh Don't forget the air mattress
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Dundun Permalink
Dundun @morning_dew said:
Anybody know what the shower sitchuation is at Lee's? Am I better off going swimming in the lake?
I'd say count on the lake for bathing, showers aren't worth the wait.

Grab one of these and get refreshed:

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Don't go in the lake if you've been drinking though
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chris200w Permalink
chris200w If/when your stuff gets wet, be very careful drying synthetic materials around the fire. Put them a little too close and you'll have a melted mess.

Also, DEET doesn't play nice with lots of plastics, so be careful with that h3tty bug juice.
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YorkvilleBeerLover Permalink
YorkvilleBeerLover You an never have enough:

rope
toilet paper
Bug Spray / Candles
Bourbon
Head lanterns arent a bad idea
socks
white hospital tape - cures what ails you

Whatever you do what how close your lighter gets to the inside of a tent - I had a bad experince where I burned down a stragers tent cause the bowl/lighter got too close to the nylon.

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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew @YorkvilleBeerLover said:


Whatever you do what how close your lighter gets to the inside of a tent - I had a bad experince where I burned down a stragers tent cause the bowl/lighter got too close to the nylon.
ahhahaha I will have to remember that one
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SaltyDog Permalink
SaltyDog @bryAnarchy said:
head lamp
Maybe the single greatest purchase camping or non-camping realted I have ever made in my life. Also batteries are key if you have anything that is powered by batteries.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew I thought about bringing a boom box. Chances are that's not a faux pas unless I'm cranking Toby Keith?
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd Unicycle. Definitely a unicycle.

Definition of the aforementioned w00k circus
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the_Landlady Permalink
the_Landlady @_________________________ said:
Don't forget the circus antics and what not for the w00k circus
That's right, I almost forgot- in compliance with the dress code, I will be wearing this:

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Dress accordingly.
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morning_dew Permalink
morning_dew ah yeah im burning some wookiefoot for the h3tty boombox tuneage
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meathead Permalink
@standarsh said:
Don't forget the air mattress
For those of us over 30, this is a must.
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Ednaz Permalink
Ednaz Earplugs.
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