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The 'Merica Burger (serious bacon content)

walstib Permalink
walstib I think it just moved. I'm both salavating and experiencing pain in my left arm just thinking about it.
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SlamboMartinez Permalink
SlamboMartinez Mind if I try yours? This is yours here, right?
::picks up burger and takes a bite::
Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Image
Sam Jackson'd
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AugustWest2001 Permalink
AugustWest2001 I don't know guys....a 100% bacon burger sounds absolutely horrible. Think of the squirmy, uncrispy bacon on the inside of the pattie. ::::pukes on work clothes, begs to go home early::::
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lumpyhead Permalink
lumpyhead @AugustWest2001 said:
I don't know guys....a 100% bacon burger sounds absolutely horrible. Think of the squirmy, uncrispy bacon on the inside of the pattie. ::::pukes on work clothes, begs to go home early::::
This thought crossed my mind as well. I would hope they would stack crisp pieces until it resembled a patty. Either way, heart attack.
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okeepaphan Permalink
Anyone had the Burger King bacon milkshake? I can't decide if I think it'd be great or horrible.

I just ate my weight in pizza, and the thought of a bacon cheeseburger still sounds good.
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 The more I think about this burger the more I am convinced it is horrible. I still want to try one but I think I would be happier creating my own all bacon burger rather than some chain restaurant version. There is potential here to be sure.
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller I'm not sure I can eat that, though it looks really good.
Do you think cows "know" when they are about to be slaughtered?

I'm quite sure baby cows have no idea what the f*** is going on so veal is ok, really any adolescent animal I think would be ok; I feel guilty when I eat meat.

Ha ha, like 9 years ago I'm going through opiate withdrawal with my buddy, it was pretty tough stuff as all 10+ of my withdrawals have been, and we go to eat. He has a steak and cheese hoagie, then we return to our condo. Both bedrooms are upstairs along with communal bath room, I go to my room to writhe in agony and he goes to use restroom. Well the smell from the bathroom eminated throughout the whole top floor and into my bedroom, I could smell the steak hoagie in his feces, gross huh? Ha ha, I didn't eat meat for 3 years til I broke down and had veiner schnitzel w lemon and pom frittes, my all time favorite meal. Very little meat for me, but will pound that burger regardless of guilt.
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tbracket Permalink
tbracket the f*** ^?
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Recursivevirus Permalink
Recursivevirus @careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
I'm not sure I can eat that, though it looks really good. Do you think cows "know" when they are about to be slaughtered? I'm quite sure baby cows have no idea what the f*** is going on so veal is ok, really any adolescent animal I think would be ok; I feel guilty when I eat meat. Ha ha, like 9 years ago I'm going through opiate withdrawal with my buddy, it was pretty tough stuff as all 10+ of my withdrawals have been, and we go to eat. He has a steak and cheese hoagie, then we return to our condo. Both bedrooms are upstairs along with communal bath room, I go to my room to writhe in agony and he goes to use restroom. Well the smell from the bathroom eminated throughout the whole top floor and into my bedroom, I could smell the steak hoagie in his feces, gross huh? Ha ha, I didn't eat meat for 3 years til I broke down and had veiner schnitzel w lemon and pom frittes, my all time favorite meal. Very little meat for me, but will pound that burger regardless of guilt.
I just threw up in my mouth.
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