Let that image sit with you a moment...
There...
Just...
Yes. Thank the heavens above the 'Merica Burger has arrived.
All-Bacon Burger Created By SoCal Burger Chain Slater's 50/50
I mean wow. This needs to be tried. If only it had more bacon.
::picks up burger and takes a bite::
Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.

Sam Jackson'd
I don't know guys....a 100% bacon burger sounds absolutely horrible. Think of the squirmy, uncrispy bacon on the inside of the pattie. ::::pukes on work clothes, begs to go home early::::This thought crossed my mind as well. I would hope they would stack crisp pieces until it resembled a patty. Either way, heart attack.
Anyone had the Burger King bacon milkshake? I can't decide if I think it'd be great or horrible.
I just ate my weight in pizza, and the thought of a bacon cheeseburger still sounds good.
I just ate my weight in pizza, and the thought of a bacon cheeseburger still sounds good.
Do you think cows "know" when they are about to be slaughtered?
I'm quite sure baby cows have no idea what the f*** is going on so veal is ok, really any adolescent animal I think would be ok; I feel guilty when I eat meat.
Ha ha, like 9 years ago I'm going through opiate withdrawal with my buddy, it was pretty tough stuff as all 10+ of my withdrawals have been, and we go to eat. He has a steak and cheese hoagie, then we return to our condo. Both bedrooms are upstairs along with communal bath room, I go to my room to writhe in agony and he goes to use restroom. Well the smell from the bathroom eminated throughout the whole top floor and into my bedroom, I could smell the steak hoagie in his feces, gross huh? Ha ha, I didn't eat meat for 3 years til I broke down and had veiner schnitzel w lemon and pom frittes, my all time favorite meal. Very little meat for me, but will pound that burger regardless of guilt.
I'm not sure I can eat that, though it looks really good. Do you think cows "know" when they are about to be slaughtered? I'm quite sure baby cows have no idea what the f*** is going on so veal is ok, really any adolescent animal I think would be ok; I feel guilty when I eat meat. Ha ha, like 9 years ago I'm going through opiate withdrawal with my buddy, it was pretty tough stuff as all 10+ of my withdrawals have been, and we go to eat. He has a steak and cheese hoagie, then we return to our condo. Both bedrooms are upstairs along with communal bath room, I go to my room to writhe in agony and he goes to use restroom. Well the smell from the bathroom eminated throughout the whole top floor and into my bedroom, I could smell the steak hoagie in his feces, gross huh? Ha ha, I didn't eat meat for 3 years til I broke down and had veiner schnitzel w lemon and pom frittes, my all time favorite meal. Very little meat for me, but will pound that burger regardless of guilt.I just threw up in my mouth.
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