Post Your Favorite Movie Quotes Here...

AllThingsReconsidered 8/04/12 1:57 pm

"We don't need no stinking badges!"

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CannedWalrus 8/04/12 2:09 pm

"Fuckin' dipshit with a nine-toed woman."

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spencur6 8/04/12 2:17 pm

"I'm not wearing hockey pads."

"Say what again I dare you! No I double dare you mother fucker say what one more goddamn time!"

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headyburritos 8/04/12 2:21 pm

"I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an Ethos.."

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DrPeterVenkman 8/04/12 2:21 pm

"HEY, where do these stairs go?"

"They go up, Ray."

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AugustWest2001 8/04/12 2:22 pm

"the bitch hit me with a toaster"

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AugustWest2001 8/04/12 2:24 pm

"the flowers are still standing"

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Harrynuggs 8/04/12 2:26 pm

"Fuckin' machine stole my quarter!"

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MountainKung303 8/04/12 2:33 pm

Old man: "Did you get me my cheez wihz boy?"

::: a can of cheez wihz is immediately produced from the back pocket and tossed to the old man :::

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GreenSparrow 8/04/12 2:38 pm

"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."

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GreenSparrow 8/04/12 2:39 pm

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

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BernardShakey 8/04/12 2:43 pm

"I want MY cigaretttes!"

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DrPeterVenkman 8/04/12 2:45 pm

@GreenSparrow, LOVE it!

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GreenSparrow 8/04/12 2:46 pm

@DrPeterVenkman said:

@GreenSparrow, LOVE it!

Thanks. I copied and pasted myself!

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Abrahm 8/04/12 2:47 pm

@GreenSparrow said:

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Hey Man...you got a joint?"
"Not on me man"
"...It'd be a lot cooler if you did"

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mb2underpar 8/04/12 2:50 pm

"You boys like Mexico....WOOHOO!!!"

Love me some Super Troopers..

Evidently there is a Super Troopers 2 being filmed...Can't wait meow!

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elton_john 8/04/12 2:50 pm

"Dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!"

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WordsFromASong 8/04/12 2:59 pm

"You ate sand?"

"We ate sand."

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AllThingsReconsidered 8/04/12 3:34 pm

"Where are all the white women?"

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AllThingsReconsidered 8/04/12 3:34 pm

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

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gay4pacman 8/04/12 3:37 pm

"Can i borrow your towel, my car just got hit by a water buffalo"

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 8/04/12 3:41 pm

Airplane
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Catch 22
Capt. Aarfy Aardvark:"I only raped her once."

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mjrphishhead 8/04/12 3:45 pm

"We can't stop here..this is bat country!"

"Open the pod-bay doors HAL."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

"Shut the f*** up, Donnie."

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mjrphishhead 8/04/12 3:46 pm

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

Airplane
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison before?"

So many great lines from that movie.

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spacecoyote 8/04/12 3:46 pm

"It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

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mcnick23 8/04/12 3:48 pm

"Did you order a big sausage pizza?"

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Halfway 8/04/12 4:16 pm

"No point in steering now"

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Roofless_Sheds 8/04/12 7:06 pm

Sometimes, SHIT happens, SOMEBODY has to deal with it, and WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

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Roofless_Sheds 8/04/12 7:06 pm

definitely didn't expect to already be the third gb quote in the thread

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ivy_light 8/04/12 7:10 pm

"I don't have a problem. I have prob-LEMS. Plural."

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ivy_light 8/04/12 7:11 pm

Oh...the obligatory GB quote:

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

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lumpyhead 8/04/12 8:32 pm

Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core?

Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?

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spacecoyote 8/04/12 8:42 pm

"A closed mind is the worst defense against the supernatural... If it happens to you, your liable to have that shut door in your mind ripped right off it's hinges!"

The Haunting, 1963

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SconnieGuy 8/04/12 8:59 pm

"This Train will stop at Tucamcari"

Anyone know this movie/actor? Hint: he's most likely staring back at you right now.

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MomaDan 8/04/12 9:01 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong week the quit sniffing glue

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SconnieGuy 8/04/12 9:05 pm

"Yeah my brother once fixed a car battery using bird feces and spit, because its an acid"

"Obviously you're not a golfer"

"Well I believe in God. And the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze."

"Well you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

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Black_Eyed 8/04/12 9:15 pm

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

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GhostlikeSwayze 8/04/12 9:20 pm

And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

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guyute26 8/04/12 9:32 pm

Surely u cant be serious?
I am serious...... and dont call me shirly

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guyute26 8/04/12 9:37 pm

U didnt even have a slinky as a kid?
We had half a slinky..... and i straightened it

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 8/04/12 9:41 pm

"Thats 30 minutes away, I'll be there in 10" the wolf

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 8/04/12 9:42 pm

"Look what God just did" fear and loathing

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phish_sticks 8/04/12 9:48 pm

"well that just like your opinion man" The Dude in The Big Lebowski

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mjrphishhead 8/04/12 9:50 pm

@SconnieGuy said:

"This Train will stop at Tucamcari"

Anyone know this movie/actor? Hint: he's most likely staring back at you right now.

Lee Van Cleef? Good, Bad, Ugly?

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forbin1 8/04/12 10:07 pm

What smells like shoe polish?

Bunch of savages in this town..

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Bocephus 8/04/12 10:19 pm

"I was checking the specs on the end line for the rotary girder....I'm retarted."

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SconnieGuy 8/04/12 10:21 pm

@mjrphishhead said:

@SconnieGuy said:
"This Train will stop at Tucamcari"

Anyone know this movie/actor? Hint: he's most likely staring back at you right now.
Lee Van Cleef? Good, Bad, Ugly?

Points to you for Lee Van Cleef....the movie is A Few Dollars More. The second Eastwood/Van Cleef intallment right before the epic GBU.

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Dino_Spumoni 8/04/12 10:57 pm

"What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?"
"I HATE Illinois Nazis."
"SIT YO 5 DOLLA ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE!"
"Corporate accounts payable this is Nina speaking... Just a moment!"
"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Is that right? Let me ask ya something, Heh? Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!"

I could go for days

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phisher131 8/04/12 11:10 pm

"... Those aren't pillows!"

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careful_w_that_axe_Miller 8/04/12 11:17 pm

@phisher131 said:

"... Those aren't pillows!"

Haha ha how bout when they are driving down the road the wrong way and Steve Martin look over and John Candy is the devil ha ha spoofed on family guy ha 1/2 kids that watch family guy probably had no clue where that came from. Classic +10 ha ha

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