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One of the reasons I chose my college was because there was no Greek system, I had no interest in being in a fraternity.
Something about donkey lines and puke pools didn't seem appealing to me.
Anyone here in a fratenrity or sorority? Stories?
Something about donkey lines and puke pools didn't seem appealing to me.
Anyone here in a fratenrity or sorority? Stories?
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I am in neither a frat nor a fart.
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awesome fail'dsticky this thread now, as it will become legendary
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So funny
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Shit, typo. How do you edit a thread title?
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haha fart...anyways, no. my school does not have any frats in it at all. and i'm glad.
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::farts in thread::
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I am sure I was. Even as I type this I am in a fart. Must be the tacos and beer from yesterday
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Nope pretty much refuse to, damn hipster bros and their shananagines
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::squeeeeeeeeeak::::squeak::
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Spent most my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling.Sign'd
GDI
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Yep.
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im in college and in a fraternity. we all like phish/dead. its chill brah
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dutch oven'd
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I like to consider myself silent but deadly at times.
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@IntoYesterday said: Shit, typo. How do you edit a thread title?
It is out there in the wild now. This thread is no longer about frats, it has irreversibly been denoted as a thread about farts.
Doctor -"What seems to be the problem today?" Patient, "Well Doc, I've got the farts ... I mean I fart all the time" Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "Funny enough, my farts do not stink and you can't hear them. I fart all the time, we've been talking for about 10 minutes or so and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, did you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, Doc picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. Patient is thrilled "Doc this prescription, will really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week we'll get you back for a hearing test."
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finally. a reason to post this.there were no frats at my college
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There are frats here but idk where they are.
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I was in the below "fart"Friday, 11/10/1989
Sigma Phi House, Hamilton College, Clinton, NY
Set 1: SOAMeltSplit Open and Melt, Oh Kee PaThe Oh Kee Pa Ceremony > SuzySuzy Greenberg, Rocky Top, Fee > DividedDivided Sky > BagAC/DC Bag, MSOMy Sweet One, YEMYou Enjoy Myself[1] > La Grange
Set 2: HoodHarry Hood, GinBathtub Gin, Mike'sMike's Song > HydrogenI Am Hydrogen > WeekapaugWeekapaug Groove, McGruppMcGrupp and the Watchful Hosemasters > Who Do? We Do! > Clod > SlothThe Sloth, LizardsThe Lizards, If I Only Had a Brain, Possum
Encore: Harpua[2], Highway to Hell
Encore 2: 'A' TrainTake the 'A' Train[3] > AntelopeRun Like an Antelope
[1] Under the Boardwalk, Get a Job, and My Girl quotes in vocal jam.
[2] Third Stone From the Sun and Sunshine of Your Love teases. Lyric changed to "Look! It's Elvis!"
[3] Flintstones theme tease from Trey.
Performers: Trey Anastasio, Page McConnell, Jon Fishman, Mike Gordon
Notes: The vocal jam in YEM included Under the Boardwalk, Get a Job, and My Girl quotes. Clod was played outside of Fluffhead for the first time since February 7, 1988 (197 shows). Before and after Brain, Fish was introduced as Marco Esquandolas. Harpua included a Third Stone From the Sun tease and Sunshine of Your Love teases. In response to some fans chanting "Elvis", Trey changed the "The storm's gone!" to "It's Elvis!" and Mike subsequently spoke in an Elvis Presley voice. 'A' Train contained a Flintstones theme tease from Trey. The second encore may be filler from another show.
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NFW - Sigma Phi Hobart here. Was there when a bunch of my pals trekked it to Hamilton for that show. A pal of mine has always had a soft spot for Phish despite the fact that he doesn't dig the music too much because he plopped down in a room with some of the other bros and the band came into blow tubes and take a break. He chatted with Trey as the tubes were blown. My buddy is now a headmaster - so, he keeps that tale low, real low.
I didn't make that trek for some reason. Stopped by the house in 87ish.
I didn't make that trek for some reason. Stopped by the house in 87ish.
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:::eats 2 bacon wrapped steaks and and bean burrito:::I'll be back later.
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Frat....fart....whatever you want to call it, yes, I was in one.And it's pretty much the same thing.
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@IntoYesterday said: Shit, typo. How do you edit a thread title?The first rule of thread titles is you don't edit thread titles.
This is why. Awesome.
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Oops, and here I am thinking he was trying to be clever with the title of the thread.
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You wanted a story? Ok. After initiation which was pretty wild we all go to Frankfurt for a football game. The frat was basically the football team. I had been to Frankfurt a few times and was aware of the red light district, and asked where it was on the way from airport. We had 50 dudes walking through the brothels of Frabkfurt ha ha, that is the only way id ever do it as it is a pretty seedy place. The higher in the building you go the less expensive the women. Top floor is filled with Asian chicks and we are walking through, these chicks are naked and they would try to grab our hats and throw them in their rooms, if they shut the door you have to pay. It was an awesome experience. A large Asian woman tried to grab my hat and I flinched kinda pushed her away. She went bullshit man ha ha she grabs a brush and starts beating the shit out of our kicker ha ha, I got the f*** out of there. Bouncers coming from everywhere, now we probably could have rolled the place because of numbers but we were just dumb kids. Ha ha what happens I the Red light district stays in the red light district.
May I tell you about my experience with a $500 "first floor" prostitute or is that insppropriate?
I learned quite a bit about people, life, leadership, and friendship from my frat; though technically it was a "bund"; I joined so a senior would leave my girlfriend alone, true story.
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I actually partially choose my University due to the fact there is VERY little greek organization. There are no frats, just meetings.
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I never had any interest in joining a frat. Almost got roped into it when I was blackout drunk at a rush party.. Dodged a bullet there. I lived in a suite last year and 4 of us 6 guys were in frats. 3 different ones, and 2 of them were unrecognized so it was pretty much like they were in a gang. Lol it was all cool tho, there were never any issues because if it
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I was in one; we had like 30 freshman in my group (as the university of kansas has a huge system) and it was fine. I didn't dig everybody, but most of my 'brothers' were intelligent, good people who knew how to have a good time. Obviously, with that many guys, there will be some douches, but overall it was a positive experience and I'd do it again, assuming the circumstances were the same.
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that said, ten years later I'm in regular contact with only perhaps 4 of those people.
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i go to SUNY Albany and frats are huge here. they are the bane of my existence, please make them go away.
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@SpiritWolf said: i go to SUNY Albany and frats are huge here. they are the bane of my existence, please make them go away.
I'm over here at SUNY Oneonta and I feel the same way man.
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@dave25 said: Nope pretty much refuse to, damn hipster bros and their shananaginesI find irony in the fact that someone in a group that is known to consist of mainly hipsters calls a group of people (fraternity folks), who are known to hate anyone moderately to the left, hipsters.
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Proud member of Beta Theta Pi. No other fraternity can boast as many successful men.
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Loved my fart bros
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@dkast85 said: Proud member of Beta Theta Pi. No other fraternity can boast as many successful men.It's comments like this that make people hate frat members. Way to stir the hate brother.
With that being said, I'll tell you my ritual if you tell me yours?
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@hobartian said: NFW - Sigma Phi Hobart here. Was there when a bunch of my pals trekked it to Hamilton for that show. A pal of mine has always had a soft spot for Phish despite the fact that he doesn't dig the music too much because he plopped down in a room with some of the other bros and the band came into blow tubes and take a break. He chatted with Trey as the tubes were blown. My buddy is now a headmaster - so, he keeps that tale low, real low. I didn't make that trek for some reason. Stopped by the house in 87ish.Union College here. I've visisted the "Den of the Western Lion" a few times in my day
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Dated a guy in a frat. I like that dude. Otherwise, no Greek system for me, didn't agree with it, but maybe its different for girls. All about what brand of purse you're carrying and how much you Weigh.I later found out there were different types of sororities, but it wad water well under the bridge by then. Plus I was a deadhead. So there's that.
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Yup used to be a fart bro too. But it was the stoner fraternity not some southern douche bro fart. Actually I learned about Phish through a couple of the brothers so it was well worth it.
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This thread is bringing back many good memories; Chicken head skiing riding a bull, Feeding hallucinogens to a bunch of jocks that never smoked weed ha ha absolute control, 200 person parties in my loft, Casual sex with too many chicks, Getting hit in the face with a bottle, banging a 28 year old stewardess when I was 18, pong tourneys with grain, wow real good times man, last time anyone sung me happy birthday was on my 21st in my frat. Taught me so much wow
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@SlamboMartinez said: Spent most my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling.You mean the shit that's tied to a stick?
Sign'd
GDI
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He said fart.
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Why are so many people talking about frats? The thread said farts, people. STICK TO THE TOPIC. I'm disappointed in all these attempts to derail the thread with frivolous discussion.
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I just dont get the idea of frats, or at least the modern day frat. To me it seems people join frats because there are 3 paths you can take freshman year. 1. hard-mode: try to find people and make friends because of common interests and respect. 2. easy mode: join a frat and now you dont have to attempt to make friends, theyre all assigned for you! 3. Super easy yet depressing mode: have no friends.
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just shit myself trying to fart in thread.....
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