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Roommate Incredibly Drunk

Gordeaux Permalink
Gordeaux My rommate just came back more drunk than ive ever seen a human being. He was carried back.

Anyway any tips on taking care of him?

Ive got him on his side in bed with a trashcan but other than that not sure what to do
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westbrook Permalink
westbrook Drinking water is always good to stay hydrated.
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Skiguy Permalink
Skiguy First off grab a sharpie and draw a dick on his face
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TheEmu Phish.net Staff Permalink
TheEmu From the Mayo Clinic site:

Alcohol poisoning symptoms include:

Confusion, stupor
Vomiting
Seizures
Slow breathing (less than eight breaths a minute)
Irregular breathing (a gap of more than 10 seconds between breaths)
Blue-tinged skin or pale skin
Low body temperature (hypothermia)
Unconsciousness (passing out), and can't be roused
It's not necessary for all of these symptoms to be present before you seek help. A person who is unconscious or can't be roused is at risk of dying.

When to see a doctor
If you suspect that someone has alcohol poisoning — even if you don't see the classic signs and symptoms — seek immediate medical care. In an emergency, follow these suggestions:

If the person is unconscious, breathing less than eight times a minute or has repeated, uncontrolled vomiting, call 911 or your local emergency number immediately. Keep in mind that even when someone is unconscious or has stopped drinking, alcohol continues to be released into the bloodstream and the level of alcohol in the body continues to rise. Never assume that a person will "sleep off" alcohol poisoning.
If the person is conscious, call 800-222-1222 (in the U.S.), and you'll automatically be routed to your local poison control center. The staff at the poison control center or emergency call center can instruct you as to whether you should take the person directly to a hospital. All calls to poison control centers are confidential.
Be prepared to provide information. If you know, be sure to tell hospital or emergency personnel the kind and amount of alcohol the person drank, and when.
Don't leave an unconscious person alone. While waiting for help, don't try to make the person vomit. Alcohol poisoning affects the way your gag reflex works. That means someone with alcohol poisoning may choke on his or her own vomit or accidentally inhale (aspirate) vomit into the lungs, which could cause a fatal lung injury.
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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey Make sure he doesnt sleep on his back, that's what killed Bonham.
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phishhheads Permalink
He will b fine. Just very very hungover
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Gordeaux Permalink
Gordeaux thanks for the advice i think hes good. im gonna smoke a bowl every hour and stay up just to make sure he's aight,
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TheEmu Phish.net Staff Permalink
TheEmu @Gordeaux said:
thanks for the advice i think hes good. im gonna smoke a bowl every hour and stay up just to make sure he's aight,
Two birds, one stoned.
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Phireonthemountain Permalink
i'd play YEM as loud as possible...trust me.
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Colonel_DanTeca Permalink
The righteousness of the Went Gin will sober him up real quick.

But more seriously water, maybe a little bread, and a good friend are the best things for a situation like this.

Good luck
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 Hope hes okay. If so, I suggest waking him with a video interview about the things he did last night and then posting it to YouTube for our entertainment. Just an idea.
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gratefuldaddy Permalink
gratefuldaddy Shave his eyebrows off.
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Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid Feed him a spoonful of daves insanity suace! Not only will he get up and move around, but he will be an agony, and run towards the sink!
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ivy_light Permalink
ivy_light Did you put BBFCFM on repeat at high volume?
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easywind111 Permalink
easywind111 Put some cotton balls in his mouth
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listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn caress his cheek with the tips of your fingers in a gentle and reassuring way
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dave25 Permalink
What a good roommate to stay up and make sure alright wish mine were more that type I usually wake up w sharpie all over me after a really drunk night... Oh did he take care of his shoes???
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Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid @dave25 said:
What a good roommate to stay up and make sure alright wish mine were more that type I usually wake up w sharpie all over me after a really drunk night... Oh did he take care of his shoes???
Yah if u fall asleep with your shoes on your totes open game!
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MiguelSanchez Permalink
MiguelSanchez Don't forget to bring a towel
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Mr_Burns Permalink
@BernardShakey said:
Make sure he doesnt sleep on his back, that's what killed Bonham.
And Bon Scott
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy not sure how no one suggested that you have sex with him.
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Dino_Spumoni Permalink
Dino_Spumoni I'd say this would be the best tactic to handle that situation.


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Gordeaux Permalink
Gordeaux @me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
not sure how no one suggested that you have sex with him.
he's a guy, i'm a guy.............
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WGphan92 Permalink
WGphan92 @Mr_Burns said:
@BernardShakey said:
Make sure he doesnt sleep on his back, that's what killed Bonham.
And Bon Scott

I thought Bonham passed out drunk and slept in a car during the winter and died of hypothermia or whatever. Hendrix died from puking while lying on his back too though.
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easywind111 Permalink
easywind111 You could have given him a doo doo stain mustache.
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MiguelSanchez Permalink
MiguelSanchez @easywind111 said:
You could have given him a doo doo stain mustache.
That is only topped by "the charlton Heston."

You take his undies off, crap in them, and put them back on him. He will awake and think he crapped himself. Good times!!
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mattsox94 Permalink
mattsox94 @WGphan92 said:
@Mr_Burns said:
@BernardShakey said:
Make sure he doesnt sleep on his back, that's what killed Bonham.
And Bon Scott

I thought Bonham passed out drunk and slept in a car during the winter and died of hypothermia or whatever. Hendrix died from puking while lying on his back too though.
They both died that way. Rough way to die...
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