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around 5pm when republicans get off work.
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Good one.
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Zing::continues hoping for quadruple assassinations of candiates and VP candidates::
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i chuckled. I live in NY so my vote doesn't count
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@MrMinersBrother said: i chuckled. I live in NY so my vote doesn't countJust so you know, your .Net picture is in The Bern Gallery in Burlington VT.
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@Potato_Sacks said: @MrMinersBrother said:Thats cool to know, never been there. I saw it over on PhanArt, pretty cool piece of art.i chuckled. I live in NY so my vote doesn't countJust so you know, your .Net picture is in The Bern Gallery in Burlington VT.
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My unemployed liberal ass voted for Obama last week and I live in NH so my vote does count.
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Yes, because every working person understands that increased military spending and tax cuts for the wealthy are the keys to economic prosperity.
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I hope I get done down at the welfare office in time to vote for Obama.Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
/Did I do that right, OP?
//facepalm
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Right on brotha, everyone's gotta eat. Ammirite?And btw, I just thought the joke was funny I'm votin Yomama.
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@MrMinersBrother said: around 5pm when republicans get off work.thats too good. I hate it, but that's good.
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@MrMinersBrother said: I just thought the joke was funny I'm votin Yomama.never trust your own instincts.
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You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.
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@n00b100 said: You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.I mean he's already got that 47% on lock
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@n00b100 said:
You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
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@ProfPhan said: @n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
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@n00b100 said:
And what I'm saying is that there's exceptions to the rule.
I was a journalist for 11 years and covered some of those same kinds of places you talked about, and there are people on all sides of good and bad.
There are those who work, lose their jobs and then actually use welfare as just a stepping stone to self reliance and an actual career.
And then there are some (while not the majority but still a significant percentage) that view entitlements as the end goal. And some think "I'm votin for Obama 'cause he help me get my money."
To deny there's welfare abuse is just not in touch with reality, and to deny that Obama has grown entitlements of all kinds (even bumping unemployment to 99 weeks) is the same.
So while @MrMinersBrother's joke seems shallow and, as you put it, "a stupid assumption" it's actually true in a socio-anthropological kind of way ... it's f'in hilarious taboot.
@ProfPhan said:Ok.@n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
And what I'm saying is that there's exceptions to the rule.
I was a journalist for 11 years and covered some of those same kinds of places you talked about, and there are people on all sides of good and bad.
There are those who work, lose their jobs and then actually use welfare as just a stepping stone to self reliance and an actual career.
And then there are some (while not the majority but still a significant percentage) that view entitlements as the end goal. And some think "I'm votin for Obama 'cause he help me get my money."
To deny there's welfare abuse is just not in touch with reality, and to deny that Obama has grown entitlements of all kinds (even bumping unemployment to 99 weeks) is the same.
So while @MrMinersBrother's joke seems shallow and, as you put it, "a stupid assumption" it's actually true in a socio-anthropological kind of way ... it's f'in hilarious taboot.
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@n00b100 said:
If you are suggesting romney is getting any chunk of the minority vote you are sadly mistaken. I think republicans are going to have to completely revamp their ideals to win future elections in an effort to pull more minorities
@ProfPhan said:@n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
If you are suggesting romney is getting any chunk of the minority vote you are sadly mistaken. I think republicans are going to have to completely revamp their ideals to win future elections in an effort to pull more minorities
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@ProfPhan said: @n00b100 said:And this is why I hate talking about politics, ever. Let's agree to disagree.@ProfPhan said:Ok.@n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
And what I'm saying is that there's exceptions to the rule.
I was a journalist for 11 years and covered some of those same kinds of places you talked about, and there are people on all sides of good and bad.
There are those who work, lose their jobs and then actually use welfare as just a stepping stone to self reliance and an actual career.
And then there are some (while not the majority but still a significant percentage) that view entitlements as the end goal. And some think "I'm votin for Obama 'cause he help me get my money."
To deny there's welfare abuse is just not in touch with reality, and to deny that Obama has grown entitlements of all kinds (even bumping unemployment to 99 weeks) is the same.
So while @MrMinersBrother's joke seems shallow and, as you put it, "a stupid assumption" it's actually true in a socio-anthropological kind of way ... it's f'in hilarious taboot.
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@freezertweezer said: @n00b100 said:I'm not suggesting that, nor would I ever. It's rather apparent he's had trouble getting the minority vote. FYI - my clinic signs up plenty of white people (not all of whom would vote for Romney!).@ProfPhan said:@n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
If you are suggesting romney is getting any chunk of the minority vote you are sadly mistaken. I think republicans are going to have to completely revamp their ideals to win future elections in an effort to pull more minorities
I do agree that the GOP are basically punting the minority vote for this election cycle and probably future election cycles - which, given demographic trends, is astoundingly, hilariously stupid.
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jesus christ, @n00b100. it was a joke. lighten up or your head is bound to explode, man.
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@Slothberries said: jesus christ, @n00b100. it was a joke. lighten up or your head is bound to explode, man.Okay! Sorry I said anything!
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<---- Democrat who won't be voting til 5 PM when I get off of work. Yes, some of us do have jobs! And ironically, its mostly the bankers, stockbrokers and CEO's who either closed down their companies or called in sick so they could go vote early and often.
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:::commits multiple acts of legitimate rape::::::proudly votes straight republican ticket:::
Well then. Civic duty being done, lets see if I can stash some income in offshore tax shelters and then maybe post something funny on the internet. Big day of working hard to save 'merica.
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Humor is the racists way to seem endearing while making himself feel Superior. Tolerance, fairness and acceptance are not YOURS to give, Honkey. The sooner you people realize that the better.
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@Pooty said: Humor is the rapists way to seem endearing while making himself feel Superior.FTFM. In this case.
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Whatever makes you feel better about dear old dad I guess.
;-)
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Well, good chum, how else would I ensure I get my inheritance? My great grandparents worked hard at exploiting immigrants and externalizing costs in order to amass this family fortune!
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That, and they taught you to roll pennies!
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No worries about working past 5pm though. I'm sure if the "working republicans" need extra time to vote tonight in Ohio, it will be granted. Just as long as the line out front looks white enough.
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Why, certainly they did, though usually I have the (illegal, non-taxpaying) domestic help do it for me. Unlike all those lazy good-for-nothings that vote for the other party and just rely on handouts from my tax dollars.
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I thought the pennies were rolled and then put in a sock to take down to the polling booths on election day to incapacitate the needy?
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@n00b100 said: @ProfPhan said:HHAHAH El Cajon....THE BALL! Sick town name. Add an "es" on the end El Cajones!@n00b100 said:I'm currently volunteering at a courthouse in El Cajon, CA, which is...well, let's just say it's not San Diego. I see people come in every single day needing temporary restraining orders or people being evicted from their homes via unlawful detainer. A lot of these people are on welfare, or on SSI, or food stamps, or something that would allow them to waive a $250 filing fee they probably can't afford. A lot of them are also out of work. And I'm going to leap out on a huge limb and assume that some of them, if they're registered voters, would probably cast a vote for Mitt Romney tomorrow.You...do realize that "joke" makes some implications about Obama voters that extends beyond "they have no jobs", right? I ask because you seem like an intelligent, entirely pleasant person, as I assume everyone who posts here is.You have the heard the saying that in every joke lies a little bit of the truth?
But by all means, let's make stupid assumptions so that an idiotic, semi-racist joke might actually be kind of funny.
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@Pooty said:
Humor is the racists way to seem endearing while making himself feel Superior. Tolerance, fairness and acceptance are not YOURS to give, Honkey. The sooner you people realize that the better.Statistics are actually what make people feel superior.
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I voted at a church today. Tell me that isn't a bit strange. Also saw a bumper sticker at starbucks that read "I'm Catholic and I Vote". Not sure exactly what the point was there.
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@ProfPhan said: @Pooty said:Broad generalizations are actually what make the vast majority of people feel superior.Humor is the racists way to seem endearing while making himself feel Superior. Tolerance, fairness and acceptance are not YOURS to give, Honkey. The sooner you people realize that the better.Statistics are actually what make people feel superior.
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