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Nor'Easter in the keester

joonze Permalink
joonze i see snow upon my grass
as the east coast gets it up the

wind that seems to hollow
make my bitch want to

grasp my knees
as she yells out

lights on?

come on....
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ProfPhan Permalink
Poignant!

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joonze Permalink
joonze throwing logs within the fire
as all i do but desire

the heat is pumping
i hear that loud pumping

winter has arrived
and only you survived

fire crashing in the night

de'lite

Score: 3

MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan lol i just learned about this term yesterday. its f***in cold out
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LoboJoe Permalink
LoboJoe I'd like this thread more if my job didn't require me to shovel out an elementary school.

I have to get the f*** out of Long Island...

EDIT: Wait, you can't say f u c k on this board? Get outta town!
Score: 0

the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @LoboJoe said:
I'd like this thread more if my job didn't require me to shovel out an elementary school.

I have to get the f*** out of Long Island...

EDIT: Wait, you can't say f u c k on this board? Get outta town!
No f***, no c***, no e*******, no big white stinking w***********
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Potato_Sacks Permalink
Potato_Sacks @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@LoboJoe said:
I'd like this thread more if my job didn't require me to shovel out an elementary school.

I have to get the f*** out of Long Island...

EDIT: Wait, you can't say f u c k on this board? Get outta town!
No f***, no c***, no e*******, no big white stinking w***********
No T*********, D****, X***, or V****** either. DAMN.
Score: 0

the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Potato_Sacks said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@LoboJoe said:
I'd like this thread more if my job didn't require me to shovel out an elementary school.

I have to get the f*** out of Long Island...

EDIT: Wait, you can't say f u c k on this board? Get outta town!
No f***, no c***, no e*******, no big white stinking w***********
No T*********, D****, X***, or V****** either. DAMN.
Its a sad day when you can't tell people that your throbbing, meaty X*** somehow got blood-encrusted to your supple, nubile little e*******s
Score: 0

Potato_Sacks Permalink
Potato_Sacks @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@Potato_Sacks said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@LoboJoe said:
I'd like this thread more if my job didn't require me to shovel out an elementary school.

I have to get the f*** out of Long Island...

EDIT: Wait, you can't say f u c k on this board? Get outta town!
No f***, no c***, no e*******, no big white stinking w***********
No T*********, D****, X***, or V****** either. DAMN.
Its a sad day when you can't tell people that your throbbing, meaty X*** somehow got blood-encrusted to your supple, nubile little e*******s
I wish I was a mutant with multiple thumbs up that I could give this post.
Score: 0

Frizz Permalink
Frizz When did everyone in New England become pussies about snow?
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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan Since when is New York/NJ part of New England?
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Frizz Permalink
Frizz Since day one.
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benevolution Permalink
benevolution @Frizz said:
Since day one.
day one of the Frizzian era, perhaps.

Image

wiki'd
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Frizz Permalink
Frizz Yeah I'm gonna believe everything I see on the internet.
Pffffffffffffffft!!! All yall can just geeeeeeet out.
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CannedWalrus Permalink
CannedWalrus @joonze said:
i see snow upon my grass
as the east coast gets it up the

wind that seems to hollow
make my bitch want to

grasp my knees
as she yells out

lights on?

come on....
I am not kidding when I say that this is seriously profound poetry. Very Ezra Pound-ish... without all the anti-Semitism, of course.
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