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I took 4 years of Mexican Spanish in HS3 years Spanish Spanish in College
Just need a refresher. Got a little cutie at that gym that I'd like to be able to whisper "sweet nothings" in her ear. How bout some help. Please no derogatory statements toward woman, I just wouldn't be able to bare that.
¿Coma esta .net?
¿habla espanõl bien?
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me no understand....I only speak english
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Yo lo hablo bienPuede tratar...¿Vienes aqui a meundo? lol
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tu madre en mi cama
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to take a quote from lil wayne
"lll teach you to speak my language bitch" rosetta stone
"lll teach you to speak my language bitch" rosetta stone
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I imagine all you will get here is how to spell and write spanishWait I have an idea...
Did you hear that? No?
Oh well I tried
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yo tengo una gallina venenocia en mi pantalones
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Disculpe señorita, yo soy nuevo en esta zona y de todos los sitios en los que he estado es usted de la mujer visualmente más impresionantes que he visto jamás. Esta es exactamente la primera vez que he hecho nunca, pero se tiene café conmigo? (Ca y su café, shit debe haber 6 casas de café dentro de los 5 bloques de mí)@Jayem, I know the pronunciation after 7 years of study just need help bringing it together cause this chick is hot, I'm wearing a Phish shirt with them as Simpson characters and she's like, "oh Phish as the Simpsons" we spoke a bit about music; very bright brown eyes like a doe.
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@freezertweezer, I have no man-gina,
Wenn ich Sie überhaupt treffe, die ich Sie oben schlagen werde. / oh just kidding bro
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Puta madré
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¿Dónde está mi pantalones?
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Yo soy un pelotudo crónico
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¿Puedes ayudarme? Me parece que he ido a una cámara.
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