Touchpants Post NYE Show w/ Fishman

touchpants 11/09/12 4:45 pm

Yep, it's on. At the legendary Iridium.

Come see the SECOND ball drop, with Touchpants!

Colby Dix, Chris Friday, Aram Bedrosian, Jon Fishman.

ticket link

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/09/12 5:21 pm

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lizard 11/09/12 7:27 pm

^^^ by no other than fishman himself?

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Harrynuggs 11/09/12 7:33 pm

Gross...

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Drgordy 11/09/12 7:37 pm

I see they joined today as well.

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touchpants 11/10/12 12:51 am

SPAM would be if I linked a porn site.

As opposed to announcing a show including a member of phish on a phish forum...

First day on the internet?

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johnnyd

11/10/12 1:05 am

So, do you guys have the logistics dialed in to get uptown?

Or is Sarah from Pittsburgh playing the end of the Phish show? I hope she's been practicing. 3 years and 6 months...time enough to develop some skills.

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jerryguscia 11/10/12 5:33 am

@Harrynuggs said:

Gross...

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Jerrytheband 11/10/12 9:07 am

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dscott 11/10/12 9:23 am

@touchpants said:

SPAM would be if I linked a porn site.

As opposed to announcing a show including a member of phish on a phish forum...

First day on the internet?

HRYK.

Nobody gives the Lawnboys any guff for promoting their gigs on here...and they don't even let you touch their pants!

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touchpants 11/10/12 10:48 am

@johnnyd said:

So, do you guys have the logistics dialed in to get uptown?

Or is Sarah from Pittsburgh playing the end of the Phish show? I hope she's been practicing. 3 years and 6 months...time enough to develop some skills.

yep.

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thursday83 11/10/12 10:40 pm

Well then. Uptown it is. We will be feeling just about right at 2 am for this blaster show. Get ready for some dumb.

Touchpants Lube

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phishhheads 11/11/12 12:37 am

Fun times

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jerryguscia 11/11/12 12:44 am

@touchpants said:

SPAM would be if I linked a porn site.

As opposed to announcing a show including a member of phish on a phish forum...

First day on the internet?

And people wonder why none of the members of Phish or phamily frequent our site. It's because we're so rude! And wait, @touchpants, if you guys are crass and vulgar, why DIDN'T you link to a porn site?

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johnnyd

11/11/12 10:22 am

@dscott said:

@touchpants said:
SPAM would be if I linked a porn site.

As opposed to announcing a show including a member of phish on a phish forum...

First day on the internet?
HRYK.

Nobody gives the Lawnboys any guff for promoting their gigs on here...and they don't even let you touch their pants!

Actually I remember one thread where a couple people were definitely giving them shit too. Maybe 6 months ago. Head scratcher.

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johnnyd

11/11/12 10:25 am

@touchpants said:

@johnnyd said:
So, do you guys have the logistics dialed in to get uptown?

Or is Sarah from Pittsburgh playing the end of the Phish show? I hope she's been practicing. 3 years and 6 months...time enough to develop some skills.
yep.

You are a vulgar enigma wrapped inside a humorous riddle.

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touchpants 11/11/12 12:40 pm

fine. best site ever:

http://www.cakefarts.com

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/11/12 5:10 pm

@touchpants said:

SPAM would be if I linked a porn site.

As opposed to announcing a show including a member of phish on a phish forum...

First day on the internet?

You created your username just to advertise this show. Definitely spam bro.

If anyone else had posted it, not spam.

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NoFIller 11/11/12 5:33 pm

Is that Touchpants show going to be worth a damn or is it just last night nonsense? Anybody seen those dudes before?

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Jimmymac03 11/12/12 12:25 am

Why would anyone care if someone created an account to spread some Phish related propaganda? I welcome it.

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touchpants 11/12/12 10:52 am

some things can't be unseen.

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touchpants 11/12/12 3:16 pm

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Frizz 11/12/12 3:21 pm

I have no idea whats going on. But if I can get a chance to hang out with Fish I'll do it.

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frump 11/12/12 4:59 pm

thanks @touchpants, i actually clicked the meatspin link though- thinking it would be free tickets or something cool and exciting- it wasn't... thanks asshole.

BUT...

im in... if i am alive for the show, it being 2013 and all. who knows the hidden planet nibiru may jump out from behind the sun and incinerate each and every person in the world while Phish rips ALS - either way it will be epic

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phan83 11/12/12 5:57 pm

Apparently, @JimmyMac03 is making a special appearance on 11/29

http://theiridium.com/events/2012-11-29/

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/12/12 6:11 pm

@Frizz said:

I have no idea whats going on. But if I can get a chance to hang out with Fish I'll do it.

I thought all four members of phish had a restraining order on you.

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Mr_Incompletely 11/12/12 6:22 pm

@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5.jpg

He did start his account 4 days ago

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touchpants 11/12/12 8:52 pm

i fully admit that i'm here to shamelessly promote. i stopped going to phish shows actively well before any of your first shows as evidenced by your sad profiles. never felt the need to come here and 'share' my jizz stained ticket stubs.

but if you little girls need to get all in a tizzy about who's been on this turdboard the longest to justify your own petty existence, that's not something we're terribly concerned with, though i'm sure there's a special place for your precious wookie dreams in the rest stop grey water drains outside of deer creek.

we are touchpants. we are NOT phish, but we ARE better than you. not in a racial way, but probably that too. when bruncle bobby wakes you up after your thanksgiving turkey melt with a soft-on pressing against your llama softened earlobe... that is the moment you will know. and you will be sure to purchase your ticket in advance for the Iridium. because it isn't about you. it never was. and it never will be.

but if you miss this opportunity, to stretch your rectal tissues to reddened anger, to turn that turd around in your own anus, that's a life less ordinary to be sure, and all the flooded jones beach 9 year old girl in a maintenance shed memories will be just that, memories that you make up on a board full of believers. memories of henrietta in fine silks and a hangover that lasted for three days.

and fart louder.

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jerryguscia 11/12/12 8:57 pm

@touchpants said:

i fully admit that i'm here to shamelessly promote. i stopped going to phish shows actively well before any of your first shows as evidenced by your sad profiles. never felt the need to come here and 'share' my jizz stained ticket stubs.

but if you little girls need to get all in a tizzy about who's been on this turdboard the longest to justify your own petty existence, that's not something we're terribly concerned with, though i'm sure there's a special place for your precious wookie dreams in the rest stop grey water drains outside of deer creek.

we are touchpants. we are NOT phish, but we ARE better than you. not in a racial way, but probably that too. when bruncle bobby wakes you up after your thanksgiving turkey melt with a soft-on pressing against your llama softened earlobe... that is the moment you will know. and you will be sure to purchase your ticket in advance for the Iridium. because it isn't about you. it never was. and it never will be.

but if you miss this opportunity, to stretch your rectal tissues to reddened anger, to turn that turd around in your own anus, that's a life less ordinary to be sure, and all the flooded jones beach 9 year old girl in a maintenance shed memories will be just that, memories that you make up on a board full of believers. memories of henrietta in fine silks and a hangover that lasted for three days.

and fart louder.

lololol, mad bro?

*taken off my cool list*

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Mr_Incompletely 11/12/12 9:01 pm

Hey man were sorry.didnt mean to make you cry but its alright.im sure your show is gonna be awesome.just remember fishman tucks in his pants and they don't touch

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jerryguscia 11/12/12 9:05 pm

@jerryguscia said:

lololol, mad bro?

*taken off my cool list*

I take this back; maybe the spamming was uncalled for, but I hardly think calling this a "turdboard" and saying we all collect "jiz-stained tickets" is an adult response...

I don't know...

Also, I GOT A SEGA GENESIS TODAY GUYS!!! Awesome, amirite?!

:sheepishly changes subject:

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dscott 11/12/12 9:57 pm

@Mr_Incompletely said:

Hey man were sorry.didnt mean to make you cry but its alright.im sure your show is gonna be awesome.just remember fishman tucks in his pants and they don't touch

It's entirely possible that you just accused Fishman of knowing less about his own pants than you do. That's either funny or creepy, depending on how you feel about clowns. (and their pants)

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frump 11/12/12 11:29 pm

@touchpants said:

i fully admit that i'm here to shamelessly promote. i stopped going to phish shows actively well before any of your first shows as evidenced by your sad profiles. never felt the need to come here and 'share' my jizz stained ticket stubs.

but if you little girls need to get all in a tizzy about who's been on this turdboard the longest to justify your own petty existence, that's not something we're terribly concerned with, though i'm sure there's a special place for your precious wookie dreams in the rest stop grey water drains outside of deer creek.

we are touchpants. we are NOT phish, but we ARE better than you. not in a racial way, but probably that too. when bruncle bobby wakes you up after your thanksgiving turkey melt with a soft-on pressing against your llama softened earlobe... that is the moment you will know. and you will be sure to purchase your ticket in advance for the Iridium. because it isn't about you. it never was. and it never will be.

but if you miss this opportunity, to stretch your rectal tissues to reddened anger, to turn that turd around in your own anus, that's a life less ordinary to be sure, and all the flooded jones beach 9 year old girl in a maintenance shed memories will be just that, memories that you make up on a board full of believers. memories of henrietta in fine silks and a hangover that lasted for three days.

and fart louder.

the f*** am i reading?

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ivy_light 11/12/12 11:36 pm

In before close...

But, seriously, this thread makes me really sad.

G'night, everybody.

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/12/12 11:51 pm

@touchpants said:

i fully admit that i'm here to shamelessly promote. i stopped going to phish shows actively well before any of your first shows as evidenced by your sad profiles. never felt the need to come here and 'share' my jizz stained ticket stubs.

but if you little girls need to get all in a tizzy about who's been on this turdboard the longest to justify your own petty existence, that's not something we're terribly concerned with, though i'm sure there's a special place for your precious wookie dreams in the rest stop grey water drains outside of deer creek.

we are touchpants. we are NOT phish, but we ARE better than you. not in a racial way, but probably that too. when bruncle bobby wakes you up after your thanksgiving turkey melt with a soft-on pressing against your llama softened earlobe... that is the moment you will know. and you will be sure to purchase your ticket in advance for the Iridium. because it isn't about you. it never was. and it never will be.

but if you miss this opportunity, to stretch your rectal tissues to reddened anger, to turn that turd around in your own anus, that's a life less ordinary to be sure, and all the flooded jones beach 9 year old girl in a maintenance shed memories will be just that, memories that you make up on a board full of believers. memories of henrietta in fine silks and a hangover that lasted for three days.

and fart louder.

If this is the kind of humor we can expect at the NYE show you're promoting, I'm sure you guys will really kill.

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frump 11/12/12 11:55 pm

this should help the butthurt

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/12/12 11:58 pm

@frump said:

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

this should help the butthurt

Sure helps MY butt hurt.

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touchpants 11/12/12 11:59 pm

really? i thought the post was poetic.

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CannedWalrus 11/13/12 12:58 am

@touchpants said:

i fully admit that i'm here to shamelessly promote. i stopped going to phish shows actively well before any of your first shows as evidenced by your sad profiles. never felt the need to come here and 'share' my jizz stained ticket stubs.

but if you little girls need to get all in a tizzy about who's been on this turdboard the longest to justify your own petty existence, that's not something we're terribly concerned with, though i'm sure there's a special place for your precious wookie dreams in the rest stop grey water drains outside of deer creek.

we are touchpants. we are NOT phish, but we ARE better than you. not in a racial way, but probably that too. when bruncle bobby wakes you up after your thanksgiving turkey melt with a soft-on pressing against your llama softened earlobe... that is the moment you will know. and you will be sure to purchase your ticket in advance for the Iridium. because it isn't about you. it never was. and it never will be.

but if you miss this opportunity, to stretch your rectal tissues to reddened anger, to turn that turd around in your own anus, that's a life less ordinary to be sure, and all the flooded jones beach 9 year old girl in a maintenance shed memories will be just that, memories that you make up on a board full of believers. memories of henrietta in fine silks and a hangover that lasted for three days.

and fart louder.

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me_no_are_no_nice_guy 11/13/12 1:00 am

meltdowns ARE pretty sweet though.

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ivy_light 11/13/12 4:08 am

@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:

meltdowns ARE pretty sweet though.

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