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So, I was listening to 11/07/98...

jerryguscia Permalink
jerryguscia When Beauty of My Dreams came on, so I wanted to hear Old Home Place. I clicked on the newly downloaded one from 06/28/12 (thanks to @PhishDicks), it ended and I started hearing the chords to 11/07/98 thinking,"HOLY CRAP! That sounds like Pebbles and Marbles. ...are they starting Pebbles and Marbles?" Then I remembered I had left lunch in the oven, so I went to check on it when ALL OF A SUDDEN, a monstrous duck bursted through my door and began accusing me of "stealing the Maxis Hammer!" I did no such thing, but before I could defend myself, he let out a sonic quack that forced me through the wall of our dimension into that of the Galactic Sloth People of Central 8's.

When I awakened, they were surrounding my bedside as they began a debate (that might still be going) about if I was,"the Assigned One". As tensions rose from push to shove, a sloth, older than time itself, whispered into the ear of a TOWERING ogre who then let out a crushing, testicle-shrinking roar which coated the room in mucous and saliva. As the roar diminished, the room became so dead with silence that I could hear the sun's glorious blaze on the far side of the planet. The old man simply said,"YOU!...are not the assigned one of whom we need. Be gone! And have a safe trip...hehe, trip." The ogre then forced a tiny strip of bitter paper into my mouth. After a burst of color, I woke up to this large duck peeing on my floor and leaving the menacing words,"I'll be seeing you again, bitch."

Long story short: they didn't play Pebbles and Marbles in 1998...it started in 2003. And the one I listened to was in 2012.
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PhishDicks Permalink
PhishDicks You know on second thought maybe I should of given that code to someone else!! Na just kidding. Glad I was able to send you on such a crazy trip!!
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jerryguscia Permalink
jerryguscia @FunkyCFunkyDo said:
http://ct.fra.bz/il/fz/se/i60/5/12/8/f_8321a8380c.jpg
A product of boredom and procrastination from more Microbiology work.
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dscott Permalink
@jerryguscia said:
A product of boredom and procrastination from more Microbiology work.
No doubt about it - macrobiology is much more fun.
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Funkty Permalink
Funkty Saw this thread and came in to say I was listening to that Bag this morning, as well.

But the Galactic Sloth People thing may *actually* be a better (?) story...
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twisty_m Permalink
twisty_m I read this, twice. I thought maybe if I went back to re-read it then the story would magically continue.
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jerryguscia Permalink
jerryguscia @twisty_m said:
I read this, twice. I thought maybe if I went back to re-read it then the story would magically continue.
Would you like a continuation, Ms. Twisty?
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twisty_m @jerryguscia said:
@twisty_m said:
I read this, twice. I thought maybe if I went back to re-read it then the story would magically continue.
Would you like a continuation, Ms. Twisty?
...and then what happens?
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jerryguscia Permalink
jerryguscia @twisty_m said:
@jerryguscia said:
@twisty_m said:
I read this, twice. I thought maybe if I went back to re-read it then the story would magically continue.
Would you like a continuation, Ms. Twisty?
...and then what happens?
Tomorrow, Ms. Twisty. I will post such an epic story, it will make you read it not just twice...but THREE TIMES!!!
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