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Open Letter to Selena Gomez

careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Sorry to hear about your relationship busting up, but you guys are young and really should experience new things. Just wondering if you'd like to get puddled and go see the greatest band of all time?

ps, if your cool with Justin, invite him

MrMiller
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker Cock of the New Dawn
Rama Tun Rama
A head of lettuce for you sir?
Score: 1

kipmat Permalink
kipmat Nice try, but I doubt that she'd drive for you. ;)
Score: 10

PhishDicks Permalink
PhishDicks She's hott
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PhishDicks Permalink
PhishDicks @careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
@PhishDicks said:
She's hott

Lets see:

http://i.imgur.com/DkSKQ.jpg
Yeah she's hott. I'm pissed beibs gave her the boot. She won't be at shows anymore, unless she's smart.
Score: 1

phan83 Permalink
phan83 I heard she broke up with him cuz he started getting into phish and smoking weed too much for her
Score: 2

careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller @Jimmymac03 said:
@careful_w_that_axe_Miller not enough weird creepiness in you letter. You feeling okay?
Ha ha I'm getting to ya bro if you don't think asking random strangers to take strong hallucinogens with me is creepy. I'm going to score my self +1 ha ha edit: I guarantee she would never see life the same again, may do her and the biebs some good

Think I got a shot?
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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey She has nothing for breasts dudes, I need a woman, not a girl.
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goatsticks Permalink
goatsticks think she golden gates?
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PhishDicks Permalink
PhishDicks @phan83 said:
I heard she broke up with him cuz he started getting into phish and smoking weed too much for her
Unfortunately that tends to happen sometimes, nothing you can do about it.
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