Pretty sure he did st louis 8/28. So many people shat on him he probably doesnt want to come back. I thought he was hilarious
Yeah i just looked and none of them are there, w no mention of him...people take this a bit too seriously. Not like he was talking down on the shows
Edit: double posted the too serious thing
Edit: double posted the too serious thing
I miss pooper but I understand why he stopped. His reviews were getting pretty crappy after a while.The first one was pretty shitty as well.
"This review is not just a recap of last night but the whole run at Dick’s. When Trey took the stage the look in his eyes will be forever stained in my brain, he had a pure unfiltered desire to get his rage on in universally cosmic proportions. The first chord of CTB was set at a voltage that could knock down an elephant; I’m no expert, but I’d say it was on par with a poor man’s nuclear bomb – maybe one or two kilotons. It was like phish decided before the show that the best way to end the summer tour was to deploy a Kodiak bear infected with rabies to fight a bunch of rabid, down syndrome badgers. The only way you could get the equivalent of the energy of this run would be to tie yourself to your car’s radiator and do 70 mph in first gear. Mike’s bass slaps were producing massive fireballs and brain-trauma-inducing concussive shockwaves. The way Page was tickling the keys gave me a boner large enough to play badminton or maybe hang wind chimes from it. Fishman was soaring among the milk way making it rain down jellybeans. These shows changed my whole perspective on life; now I find it socially acceptable to drink whiskey mixed with cough syrup for breakfast. Right around the encore, I was so enchanted by the music I was about to hump a squirrel that had crawled on the lawn; luckily for me phish didn’t come back for a 2nd encore or I might not be typing this still a virgin to trans-species sex. FREE MEATBALLS! Thanks Phish."
This was another good part of .net historyHa. What a grand entrance that was.
@Meatballs posted in I made up a stupid joke today a couple weeks ago that's the last I saw of him
You guys remember him? He had the avatar of that dude from aqua teen hunger force. his reviews were hilarious. anyone know the shows he reviewed i need to read em again lolI've been at the Gamehendge market looking for a new crop of tuna funk salad. Something with a delicious blessing flavored with the incandescent glow of a thousand dying suns.
HE LIVES!I'm still alive but sadly it’s a fact that our sun will die and like shrieking carbon sausages every single one of us will fry, but not phish; while the world is burning, they’ll be jamming on some distant glowing quasar.
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