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Attended a Bachelor Party this weekend. It came together last minute but I'm really worried men are becoming really soft in 2012. Men of the 1950's are laughing at you.Seriously - no girls, my fiance or wife doesn't allow it.
No change of clothes so your wife/fiance doesnt smell the stripper vanilla cinnamon perfume?
Did you really let that stripper give you a hickey?
2 of my buddies were kicked out of their homes for the day for a few hours of fun they had the night before.
What is wrong with the United States of America?
I'm sorry - I grew up in a kinder, gentler nation where men were men - we threw ourtragous bacherlor parties and we shut our mouths about it. When did it become ok to commiserate with your wife about the exact details of "last nights fun".
That's it - I'm going back in time to find some real men! I am done.
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Wanna see a real man? ::: unzips pants :::
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You killed an escort! No, when they're dead they're just hookers.
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Yeah titty babies
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@_________________________ said: Wanna see a real man?I don't think the men of the 1950's would appreciate that
::: unzips pants :::
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I, for one, am glad men are no longer "real" men.
I know what went on in those days. I've seen Mad Men. Okay, I only watched the first episode, but.....it was still enough for me to come to this informed conclusion.
Sincerely, your .net historian
I know what went on in those days. I've seen Mad Men. Okay, I only watched the first episode, but.....it was still enough for me to come to this informed conclusion.
Sincerely, your .net historian
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Here Here OP!!! Edit: Men should be Men, with the big difference between now and the 1950s being, Women should be Women!!
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@YorkvilleBeerLover - look familiar???The couch?
Really honey?
It's wasn't that big of a deal...
I don't even remember her name!!!
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I'll go look at strippers. That sounds fun. Haven't done it in a while.
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@YorkvilleBeerLover - but does the fact that you are worried about men make you less of a man yourself? Worrying is for ninnies.
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1950's women wanted to express outrage about their husbands hanging with hookers but weren't allowed to because it would get them beaten, and back then claims of being beaten only resulted in more beatings.What the OP describes is actually progress, not regression.
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: Attended a Bachelor Party this weekend. It came together last minute but I'm really worried men are becoming really soft in 2012. Men of the 1950's are laughing at you.TWO WORDS.....Social Media
Seriously - no girls, my fiance or wife doesn't allow it.
No change of clothes so your wife/fiance doesnt smell the stripper vanilla cinnamon perfume?
Did you really let that stripper give you a hickey?
2 of my buddies were kicked out of their homes for the day for a few hours of fun they had the night before.
What is wrong with the United States of America?
I'm sorry - I grew up in a kinder, gentler nation where men were men - we threw ourtragous bacherlor parties and we shut our mouths about it. When did it become ok to commiserate with your wife about the exact details of "last nights fun".
That's it - I'm going back in time to find some real men! I am done.
.... you know someone will take pictures on phone and text, tweet, post to face book, my-space,
or whatever media they think will make them cool...and blab about every moment with lack of respect to the "Man Code"...
Also, people getting married these days are late 20's early 30's or older and have more to lose then the "Men" of the 50's that were marrying at 18 and could get away with just about anything....
welcome to the 21st century
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Yes - I am a ninnie.Just wanted to talk about something other than Phish.
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: Attended a Bachelor Party this weekend. It came together last minute but I'm really worried men are becoming really soft in 2012. Men of the 1950's are laughing at you.
Seriously - no girls, my fiance or wife doesn't allow it.
No change of clothes so your wife/fiance doesnt smell the stripper vanilla cinnamon perfume?
Did you really let that stripper give you a hickey?
2 of my buddies were kicked out of their homes for the day for a few hours of fun they had the night before.
Having married a former stripper I have never had these issues.
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+1 for referring to yourself as a ninny.If it helps, you could certainly commiserate with us about the exact details of what happened last night. Just looking out for you, Mike. C'mon, get it off your chest!
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I tend to agree. I blame the pharmacuetical industry too. I only take drugs for fun and I turned out just fine
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I guess it's kinda disturbing to a women b/cause strippers are gross. But we do need to let y'all have fun and trust that your man enough to make good decisions. Not sure why we are suck freaks!
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We must take manly-ness back! Calling out all Hemingwayians, Kerouacians, Magnum P.I.s!:: Turns skinny pants into woodsmen tent::
::burns a pile of scarves::
::Grows beard out::
::stops shaving chest::
::cancels facebook account::
::Eats gravel for breakfast, whiskey for lunch, pussy for dinner::
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^ Awesome, welcome back!
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I'll give you one tidbitI had the best rack of lamb ever - way too much sangria - I was asked by an officer of the law if I wanted to go to jail or spend the next 3 hours in the ER. I chose Plan B.
The best part was I had a dougourt and battie in my front pocket the whole time and didnt get popped! Thank god for making bad decisions! and good LUCK!
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: I was asked by an officer of the law if I wanted to go to jail or spend the next 3 hours in the ER.I got to hear more of this story. Please?
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: I was asked by an officer of the law if I wanted to go to jail or spend the next 3 hours in the ER.
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I cannot recollect all of the details but I was shocked at how nice this officer was...I called him yesterday to thank him and plan on sending him some holiday cheer. Dodged a bullet would be an understatement.
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How it's done:
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: I cannot recollect all of the details but I was shocked at how nice this officer was...I called him yesterday to thank him and plan on sending him some holiday cheer. Dodged a bullet would be an understatement.Called to thank the cop?!
Psshhhh, what is happening to the men in this country!
just kidding
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Sangria...?I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
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Re: the whole stripper thing. I've been over that racket for some time. I worked the door at a Strip Club in Brick/Lakewood NJ for a year when I was young....much like the time I finally got bored of Carvel Ice Cream when I worked there for 3 years - I got bored so strippers.I don't like to give away my hard earned loot for a thrill. Saturday I did - and it was fun.
The funniest/worst part of the evening may have been that I had a horrible condition of Pink Eye - so I didnt let any girl close to me, and kept warning them of my contagious condidtion. I'm beginning to think that is also why the officer didn't want to get too close. Imagine the horror of a drunken man with a pussy eye.
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@johnnyd said: Sangria...?Its all in how you drink it. If you slam three bottles worth of it and end up with another 3/4 of a bottle on your face and shirt, it's definitely socially acceptable at that point. I would suggest supplementing it with vape hits and a 12 pack.
I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
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@Jimmymac03 said: @YorkvilleBeerLover said:Yes - Officers of the Law need love too. I also called the Nurse. Once really to thank them, but also to maybe generate some facts in an otherwise grey evening.I cannot recollect all of the details but I was shocked at how nice this officer was...I called him yesterday to thank him and plan on sending him some holiday cheer. Dodged a bullet would be an understatement.Called to thank the cop?!
Psshhhh, what is happening to the men in this country!
just kidding
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I don't understand why women don't understand that strippers/dancers/escorts don't want your man, they just want his $. It's generally the women who are closer to you (IMO) who want a piece of your happy home. I have a few friends who work in the entertainment industry & only 1 has ever hooked up with someone she met while working & now she's married to an old unemployed wedding DJ & making his child support & alimony payments.muggleballs words of wisdom for the day: Nobody wants your man, that's why he's with you
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@johnnyd said: Sangria...?It was a Spanish Brazillian place in Newark - and it was White Sangria if that helps. The next day my buddy said he should have warned me re: the blackout sangria.
I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
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@muggleballs said: I don't understand why women don't understand that strippers/dancers/escorts don't want your man, they just want his $. It's generally the women who are closer to you (IMO) who want a piece of your happy home. I have a few friends who work in the entertainment industry & only 1 has ever hooked up with someone she met while working & now she's married to an old unemployed wedding DJ & making his child support & alimony payments. muggleballs words of wisdom for the day: Nobody wants your man, that's why he's with youWell Said... I just ask that my man take a shower before coming to bed. I am all set with Hepetitis
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: @johnnyd said:What's the name of the place in Newark?Sangria...?It was a Spanish Brazillian place in Newark - and it was White Sangria if that helps. The next day my buddy said he should have warned me re: the blackout sangria.
I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
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@YorkvilleBeerLover oh shit, you really did go to ER. Guess it all turned out okay in the end. Thought based on your previous post you got of it all. What happened that made you have to go to ER?
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Unsure really - I choose ER because he said I could go to the station or the ER.
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@_________________________ said: @YorkvilleBeerLover said:http://www.fernandessteakhouse.com/@johnnyd said:What's the name of the place in Newark?Sangria...?It was a Spanish Brazillian place in Newark - and it was White Sangria if that helps. The next day my buddy said he should have warned me re: the blackout sangria.
I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
I've been to 5/6 of these type of places in Newark over the years. This by far was the best one. Smaller and better that the typical places I've been to - amazing quality!
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: Unsure really - I choose ER because he said I could go to the station or the ER.Huh that is odd. Good choice though.
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: @_________________________ said:@YorkvilleBeerLover said:http://www.fernandessteakhouse.com/@johnnyd said:What's the name of the place in Newark?Sangria...?It was a Spanish Brazillian place in Newark - and it was White Sangria if that helps. The next day my buddy said he should have warned me re: the blackout sangria.
I occasionally enjoy an nice glass or 6 of predetermined hangover, but is this beverage equated with manliness anywhere? Maybe Spain...? Where I envision dudes wearing capri pants is a normal thing...?
I just ate there yesterday. It is right down the block from the factory I work at. Great food and good hospitality
I've been to 5/6 of these type of places in Newark over the years. This by far was the best one. Smaller and better that the typical places I've been to - amazing quality!
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I'm not a macho guy by any means, but I think by working my ass off everyday with no complaints, helping people when they need it and being an honest husband hopefully makes up for it.
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I'd much rather spend my money on drugs then some chick to give me blue balls or bloody open sore balls. ::Sips his morning kvas::
::sangria? You are part if the problem::
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drugs > bloody open sore balls
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@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said: I'd much rather spend my money on drugs then some chick to give me blue balls or bloody open sore balls.I think this was the kinda place where the pressure got relieved. Thankfully I just found out I spent $300 on the Limo and not Lappers - or maybe not so thankfully
::Sips his morning kvas::
::sangria? You are part if the problem::
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So what do you men want the freedom to do? Go see strippers, skype with porn people? I wanna know from the cool dudes.
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@Bamajama said: So what do you men want the freedom to do? Go see strippers, skype with porn people? I wanna know from the cool dudes.I've envisioned lots and lots of things to do with porn people. Skyping was never one of them.
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: @careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:Dude lap dances are for hopeless dudes, you can tell who they are because they are wearing mesh shorts.I'd much rather spend my money on drugs then some chick to give me blue balls or bloody open sore balls.I think this was the kinda place where the pressure got relieved. Thankfully I just found out I spent $300 on the Limo and not Lappers - or maybe not so thankfully
::Sips his morning kvas::
::sangria? You are part if the problem::
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Oh that's it, free. Cool that works and everyone is happy
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@mfhgreyboy said: @Bamajama said:Haha that's right on!So what do you men want the freedom to do? Go see strippers, skype with porn people? I wanna know from the cool dudes.I've envisioned lots and lots of things to do with porn people. Skyping was never one of them.
