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Fake ID's

Butcher_In_The_Store Permalink
I'm going to college next year and need a legitimate site for ordering a fake ID. ID chief was the way to go until it recently got shut down, so if anyone has any help its greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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steamstash Permalink
steamstash ID chief was the shit. Other than that you got to find a local hook up
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dave25 Permalink
Honestly this probably won't be of any help to you, but I had one made in Canada tht worked for me for two years until I lost it all my info ect just from a different state than I live in so I would always have to have a story about why I was in town
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The_Mollusk Permalink
The_Mollusk I remember my first beer...
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dave25 Permalink
Of you make the right fiends there is no need for one IMO
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Drgordy Permalink
Drgordy I made one when I was 16 on my computer and a friends laminating machine. Back then though your drivers license didn't have all the security features they do today.
I think I was 17 when I got my next id at a place on Canal St in NYC. I think it was about $40. That got me through high school and most of college. I had to confiscated by a bouncer on Bourbon St in NOLA and had to buy it back for $20.
During my freshman orientation at college some dude came through the dorms taking orders for ids, took your photo and came back a few weeks later with your id.
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Punchyouinthejejunum Permalink
Punchyouinthejejunum ^ this. Go to college in the south, or in a state where they have privately owned liquor stores and not just ABCs. Makes a huge difference! I made it to 21 w/o a fake and didn't get even cited buy the fuzz for any drinking. And it wasn't like it was some lame shut in. I failed out of school twice from partying and doing hood rat things every day. Find the right place/right (or wrong, depending on how you look at it) friends and you wont have a problem...

Edit: (^) references 2 posts above mine
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Drgordy Permalink
Drgordy

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missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.
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DrPeterVenkman Permalink
DrPeterVenkman @missblue75 said:
When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.
Nice reference. Top notch.
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Butcher_In_The_Store Permalink
@dave25 said:
Of you make the right fiends there is no need for one IMO
Big black bouncers at bars don't care how many friends you have, they care if you have an ID. I am also playing a division 1 sport so I don't think I'll have a problem finding a crew to roll with, I just prefer to have my own ID. Getting alcohol has never been a problem I just need the ID to get me into bars.
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JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya I'll sell you mine...for $500
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mgiaco Permalink
mgiaco LOLzzz
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dave25 Permalink
Eh I still wouldn't worry about and say make the right friends who have ins at bars.... Worry about other things such as going to class and laying pipe on the bitches... Alcohol won't be a problem bro
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freerwilson Permalink
freerwilson @JayDubya said:
I'll sell you mine...for $500
I sold my expired drivers license to a friend who looked like me (only 4 years younger), and that son of a bitch got popped for speeding and no seat belt. He gave the cop my license, and I still have an outstanding warrant in Ohio for those violations and failure to appear from 1997. It's my own fault for giving it to him.
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dave25 Permalink
Wow who does that ^
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freezertweezer Permalink
Find an older person who looks like you...doesnt take much in a college town. My buddy used to get in to bars w a 40 year old woman from connecticuts id. Granted i think they were impressed by his balls
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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan fakes should be fine in college bars. Be more careful when going to more popular places like in downtowns.
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Gordeaux Permalink
Gordeaux @Butcher_In_The_Store said:
I'm going to college next year and need a legitimate site for ordering a fake ID. ID chief was the way to go until it recently got shut down, so if anyone has any help its greatly appreciated. Thanks!
there really is no need for one. im a freshman in college and it is soooo easy to get beer/booze .
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Butcher_In_The_Store Permalink
@Gordeaux said:
@Butcher_In_The_Store said:
I'm going to college next year and need a legitimate site for ordering a fake ID. ID chief was the way to go until it recently got shut down, so if anyone has any help its greatly appreciated. Thanks!
there really is no need for one. im a freshman in college and it is soooo easy to get beer/booze .
I'm not worried about getting alcohol that's never a problem I just need one for the bars because the area I'm going to is very bar-driven. They usually don't give a shit if its a fake or not as long as you have an id, but its obviously different everywhere you go. Last year a kid let me use his id who looks absolutely nothing like me and it worked fine.
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joonze Permalink
joonze if you look like this? Image
i can give you my friends ID....he's in jail and cant use it...

My brother other cousin also has one that available if you look like him...
Image

I would offer this id up, but he is soon getting paroled
Image
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cactoid Permalink
cactoid I made my own out of a Quizno's card and lamination paper. Providence was ridiculous. The guy would be like ... wtf, and peel back the ID to see the sandwich beneath, say "MMM Toasty!" or something and then point me into the bar..at like 4 different bars..every single time. this is like 3 years ago lol..

Then I found a real ID on the ground that looked like me and thanked the lord Jesus and used it for 2 years. Ahh, college.
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spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 Fakes arent worth it.
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LarryHood Permalink
If you're near LA I hear MacAurthor park is the place to go for fake documents.
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Butcher_In_The_Store Permalink
@joonze said:
if you look like this? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn :ANd9GcSdhYy81T_yHRV3Pc1oaMxFgQgjTtTQ-taMCjXxXDL0keylIc2axg
i can give you my friends ID....he's in jail and cant use it...

My brother other cousin also has one that available if you look like him...
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn :ANd9GcT5zCJaQ99CtPE_8uZlRJtCATg_Rnvi1EITISNyuRaZ41rsT4eZnA

I would offer this id up, but he is soon getting paroled
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn :ANd9GcR2_lCvvAgKRHkNZW64NxIrDodvChK5TA6STpNIMuxqsGSFyumRrg
Hahah the 2nd picture is basically spot on. Frankenstein forehead ftw
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Phunky_Mango Permalink
Phunky_Mango Not that hard to get beer and booze in college. You will soon find out.
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Rutherford_B_Raves Permalink
Rutherford_B_Raves 1. buy a plane ticket to NYC
2.grab a cab to chinatown
3.look for shop that advertises "Passport Photos Taken Here"
4.hand over your loot
5.??????
6.Profit
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jonstolethings Permalink
jonstolethings What I use for clubs (obviously w/ a different picture)...too bad in the US you'll get your ass laughed at with one of these Image
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd In retrospect, I'm pretty sure these lyrics were written about the underage bar "scene."
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Jayem Permalink
Jayem @johnnyd said:
In retrospect, I'm pretty sure these lyrics were written about the underage bar "scene."
Great post
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headyburritos Permalink
headyburritos I'd go with trying to find someone who looks like you...Especially nowadays with these fancy IDs...highly unlikely someone will make you one that actually looks legit. I used a fake ID from Florida all through my college years but it was laughable how obviously fake it was. It had my picture and all, but I went to school in Ohio so it was kind of shady. Only got turned down once, right before I turned 21, trying to get into this shit bar in town.

I say forget the ID for now, if it's meant to be you'll come across one once you get into college. Enjoy your younger years where you don't need to go to the bars to drink, it just ends up costing you waaaay more money. Go to house parties and kick it with friends who want to drink/party on the cheap. You have the rest of your adult life to pay for overpriced drinks in a loud, crowded, and poorly lit bar.
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PhishDicks Permalink
PhishDicks @LarryHood said:
If you're near LA I hear MacAurthor park is the place to go for fake documents.
Yeah, or if you wanna get shot.
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LarryHood Permalink
@PhishDicks said:
@LarryHood said:
If you're near LA I hear MacAurthor park is the place to go for fake documents.
Yeah, or if you wanna get shot.
That too.
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Butcher_In_The_Store Permalink
My number one option is getting an ID of someone who is already 21 but I'm yet to do so. I figure it'll all work itself out sooner or later so for now I'll direct my thoughts and efforts towards MSG until 2013. Thanks for all the advice boys
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