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boymangodshiiiiit Permalink
boymangodshiiiiit Don't do drugs. Seriously. Or at least don't do more than you usually would. Slightly less even.

If you are about to experience the PHISH from Vermont for the first time....the band,music,lights,energy in the room, crowd etc etc etc will be enough. It seems like I am always hearing about how people missed out on great setlists for their first show because they were too messed up to enjoy it.

I know there will be an urge to go crazy. Your friends may tell you you are lame for going sober (or just not out of your mind)..but I promise seeing a show sober or close too it won't ruin it. Being TOO high or wasted....will.

Have fun..be safe......melt your face off after a show or two.
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boymangodshiiiiit Permalink
boymangodshiiiiit btw i really could care less what you do (unless it affects my show)...i just keep reading stories..and have heard plenty of them about missing key shows due to over partaking in some kind of substance.\

Just the right amount can make the show feel like heaven..and a bit more can make your night hell......BUT if the boys are on..and the crowd is into it.....you dont need a goddam thing.
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spacecoyote Permalink
spacecoyote Don't scream at the band over and over again to play whatever song it is you want them to play. Seriously, don't do it.
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Drgordy Permalink
Drgordy Sign'd. I usually just smoke a joint and enjoy the show. However it is cool to listen to a show again and experience a flashback.
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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey I cant dance without some bud though!haha. I saw my first show completely sober and I can attest to this, although i've seen shows really high and those memories endure too. But too much could potentially take away from the show, alcohol too. Spending the 2nd set puking in your lap couldnt be any fun. ^One jay is perfect. It's all about the drug adding to the experience, complimenting the music NOT competing with it for your attention.
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007below Permalink
007below i agree like seriously if its your first phish show just smoke weed drink a little and chill out listen to some awesome music! I hate the people that are all like yaaaaa man first show so ima eat 6 doses and a lot of other shit and concentrate more on getting f***ed up then realizing an amazing band is about to play wonderful music
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker I disagree. Do as many drugs as possible; surrender to the phlow. You only get one first show.
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helpingfriendlywook Permalink
helpingfriendlywook @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
I disagree. Do as many drugs as possible; surrender to the phlow. You only get one first show.
don't do as many drugs as possible - if you get too shitfaced you wont remember the show. i've done this quite a few times, and the "first listen" after the show is quite fun but i wish i could remember the actual experience. oak mountain'd

my first show was great. met a fun guy, and he hung out with us the rest of the show. set break was a little weird though :)
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PhishPhan_CT Permalink
PhishPhan_CT DO WHATEVER YOU WANT....that's what makes PHISH, PHISH! do whatever makes YOU happy...not anyone else...
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller With all respect, Couldn't disagree more.

My first show at ripe age of 31, I ate 6 pieces of paper and it positively effected my life. I danced my butt off and I don't dance ha ha; "appendages flailing".

My recommendation always DD, and get ripped as to tear down your defenses and let the Phish into your soul. 2¢
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
I disagree. Do as many drugs as possible; surrender to the phlow. You only get one first show.
Sign'd. I remember my first show vividly it was straight love
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ADAWGWYO Permalink
ADAWGWYO I did the Tripe Face Boogie at my first show.... and honestly probably almost every one to follow until 3.0. I do not regret my decisions in the slightest. Not only enhanced my concert experience but Grately augmented my outlook on life as well. Balls deep brah
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Pweso81 Permalink
Pweso81 and don't shove a ice pick into your forehead either (like I am about to do after reading this thread).
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dave25 Permalink
Isn't that the only reason phish has fans ? Because they never see them sober and their music isn't good when your not under the influence?
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JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya If you're still reading this thread, do as many drugs as possible
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atomx Permalink
atomx i ate 11g of boomers my first show and when the encore ended i didnt come back to my body for almost a half hour, the venue had less than 100 people in the room when i realized i was just standing there and that the show was over... grate times
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Superballin Permalink
Superballin Eat paper and watch CK5 land the mothership during Ghost
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deBebbler Permalink
deBebbler If you don't get "it" at a show while sober, just quit.

Aside from the occasional smoke, I am sober at shows. No beer even. The level they play at requires all of my wits to keep up.
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benevolution Permalink
benevolution don't do drugs in the lot. During first set, don't do any of your own drugs, but if someone passes you a joint then take a puff. If you got doses or boomers, eat em as soon as the first set ends. When second set starts, smoke/eat/drink whatever you've got, and walk out of the venue empty handed.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker Honestly there were a few Dead shows in 09 and a couple of Fests that I got too f***ed up at and wouldn't mind having, but I've never been so f***ed up I didn't get the most out of the Phish. A few shows in 09 and Raleigh '10 were pushing it though.
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Zerocharacter Permalink
I had a decent buzz going when I went to my first show, and going in, I had no intention of going to the show the next night (Cincy '09). Once the lights drop, nothing else matters. Keep an open mind and let the music take you where it may.
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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan Smoke weed

while dipping huge bags of mahl
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talkinghead Permalink
Of course you should do drugs--this should be obvious--but none of the lame recommendations in this thread will do. Since me first GD show in 1978, I've tried just about every kind of hallucinogen available, and there's only one that will really kick a Phish show into high gear: the dried skin of the bufo alvarius toad, found in the Sonoran Desert. You have to dry it and smoke it, kids; licking toads is strictly for noobs. I find that a few shots of absinthe along with the toad makes the trip's colors both warm and vibrant, with a slight honey taste. Nice. Dancing with the music can be a problem, as paralysis is a frequent side effect. And hope they don't play Maze, for obvious reasons. Scary. But your first show deserves the best buzz mother nature can supply; if Page side is the rage side, make it Toad Rage!
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @talkinghead said:
Of course you should do drugs--this should be obvious--but none of the lame recommendations in this thread will do. Since me first GD show in 1978, I've tried just about every kind of hallucinogen available, and there's only one that will really kick a Phish show into high gear: the dried skin of the bufo alvarius toad, found in the Sonoran Desert. You have to dry it and smoke it, kids; licking toads is strictly for noobs. I find that a few shots of absinthe along with the toad makes the trip's colors both warm and vibrant, with a slight honey taste. Nice. Dancing with the music can be a problem, as paralysis is a frequent side effect. And hope they don't play Maze, for obvious reasons. Scary. But your first show deserves the best buzz mother nature can supply; if Page side is the rage side, make it Toad Rage!
...ever boof toad? Its banana tits.
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joe_b Permalink
my only advice is to make your own decisions
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ProfPhan Permalink
This is the official protocol:

Drink 6-9 alcoholic drinks before the show starts, 1 to 3 during the first set, and then spark up a joint as the lights go down at the start of the 2nd set.

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