@teBowie - I've owned my towel for over 20 years. It made several trips to games with me. Never once washed, never will be.

@Sprachtor said:

@walstib said:

@teBowie - I've owned my towel for over 20 years. It made several trips to games with me. Never once washed, never will be.

So are you trying to tell me you are just as fanatical as that chick in your OP?

Well, honestly, something about that chick makes her seem like a noob poser. I'm gonna say she's not overly familiar with the finer points of the blitzing schemes you can use in a 3-4 defense.

I'm probably a bit more fanatical.

I'm just not this guy.

@Sprachtor said:

@walstib said:

@Sprachtor said:

@walstib said:

@teBowie - I've owned my towel for over 20 years. It made several trips to games with me. Never once washed, never will be.

So are you trying to tell me you are just as fanatical as that chick in your OP?

Well, honestly, something about that chick makes her seem like a noob poser. I'm gonna say she's not overly familiar with the finer points of the blitzing schemes you can use in a 3-4 defense.

I'm probably a bit more fanatical.

Some like Phish for the jams, others like Phish for the community, and some are just drug addicts...

The fanatic however, can't wait to get all drugged up and jam with the community.

@Kurtzboy said:

Wait. Are we talking about the fact that she face painted or the fact that she clearly used a mirror?

Started out with the mirror, tebowie then took the ball and ran.

The poor girl clearly only needed 1 real friend to avoid becoming an internet laughing stock.

When it comes to face-painting, that girl is clearly a b00N.

@walstib said:

I'm smarter then this girl.

*than

@walstib said:

@teBowie - I've owned my towel for over 20 years. It made several trips to games with me. Never once washed, never will be.

As big of a Ravens fan as I am, I still like seeing Pittsburgh (and just about anyone other than Philadelphia, the Cowboys, or the Jets) beat up on Cleveland. Despite the playoff implications, I'd love to see third string Old Man Batch put on a demoralizing blowout- complete with career ending injuries to Trent Richardson and Brandon Weeden.

I'm waiting for the killing move that sends the Browns to L.A.

@kipmat said:

@dscott said:

When it comes to face-painting, that girl is clearly a b00N.

Agreed. She should transfer to Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis.

Clever.

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@walstib said:

@teBowie - I've owned my towel for over 20 years. It made several trips to games with me. Never once washed, never will be.

As big of a Ravens fan as I am, I still like seeing Pittsburgh (and just about anyone other than Philadelphia, the Cowboys, or the Jets) beat up on Cleveland. Despite the playoff implications, I'd love to see third string Old Man Batch put on a demoralizing blowout- complete with career ending injuries to Trent Richardson and Brandon Weeden.

I'm waiting for the killing move that sends the Browns to L.A.

I realize as a Steeler fan I'm supposed to hate the Browns, but mostly I just feel sorry for them. It's not really a rivalry when the other team is so hilariously derpy. Against our third-string QB, they could win today though. Maybe.

Just came in here to post a comment in the best thread of the month.

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

This is the best thread I ever read

daer reve I daerht tseb eht si sihT

@walstib said:

I'm smarter then this girl.

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zUQ_yuW_Yfdcdb_KTdc3uw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http ://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/fsu.jpg

Ahh FSU skanks. Tally is a crazy and place. I went there to party for a weekend last year with a few friends to see the debauchery firsthand. We walked into the first shitty strip mall of bars that first night. My buddy Mike is black and when we got in he said "Damn I'm the only black person here, its kinda scary", I make some Not Another Teen Movie references. Everyone in the bar was dressed up in cargo shorts, those preppy striped shirts, boat shoes and that string that goes around glasses. Some bowties were present as well. We then slide into the second bar next door, same thing with a little more diverse crowd. After like 20 minutes, EVERY SINGLE PERSON but us breaks out into a terrible drunken rendition of Sweet Caroline. Ba da da da.

At this point I'm just trying to talk to some Tallatrashy girls without being punched in the face. Apparently the bouncer didn't like that 4 Jewish guys and a black guy are hitting on "their" girls. So I just walk back to where we were staying passing some crazy dudes smoking crack on the side of a major road. No shame from them.

Tl;dr Southern frat boys suck. I might tell the next night's story about a huge club's closing later. Good ole Tallanasty

@PhishDicks said:

I hope this girl stumbles over this thread.

I have some friends at FSU. Just posted this on FB, maybe someone will know her

An Instant Classic

@walstib said:

I'm just not this guy.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn :ANd9GcTSSw3uuxBRckH5wOX9MhxQuhVs-sWUeHEez2_j0xO8BRQekgA7

for puddy: gotta support the team....for her: team the support gotta.

Maybe she is smart and wanted to print FSU correctly on anyone she pressed faces with?

::doubt it::

Oh my gosh I didn't expect this thread to be so funny!!!

@DanceTheJig728 said:

@Chilly said:

Terrible towel is got to be the stupidest thing in sports.

The Steelers have got to be the stupidest thing in sports

The BCS is the stupidest thing in sports gents followed by lance Armstrong followed by tiger woods.

@BigPimpinNYC, Ben Rothelsberger? Don't you mean neb regrebsilhteor?

Where'd you go, no wait let me guess usf?

::Ben ROETHLISBERGER::