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What is your "Take a Pee" song?

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curtiss Permalink
The song in which you have no problem running to the outhouse/bathroom during...

Personally, I try to prepare myself to avoid that scenario...

...but if Makisupa Policeman comes on and I have to go.....I'm out!

You?
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twisty_m Permalink
twisty_m I'll do anything other than listen to Backwards Down the Number Line.

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BernardShakey Permalink
BernardShakey I would never.

...Makisupa!? Not even like TTE or Joy or some new one? Or numberline, most people hate that one. But one of the oldest Anastasio/Marshall songs? That's cray cray...
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IntoYesterday Permalink
I just bring a couple empty piss bottles so I don't miss a note.

If my stomach is upset, I wear a diaper.
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Colonel_DanTeca Permalink
Ooooh to be Prince Cas-peeee-in or Number Line
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The_Mollusk Permalink
The_Mollusk Bouncing Around the Room always makes me bounce to the bathroom and beer line...can't stand that song.
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mfhgreyboy Permalink
mfhgreyboy Pre-show, setbreak and post-show, if necessary, and not necessarily in that order.
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd Possum, Rift, Guyute are ones I recall using when possible in the past few years.
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Choda Permalink
Choda Never have never will.
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gratefuldaddy Permalink
gratefuldaddy Try to never miss a song.....harder now that I am in my mid 40's....
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller If I "have" to pee; I have to pee but there is no Phish song that would create a dialogue in my head, to wit "oh they are playing 'x', so let me run to the restroom" but I've only got 11 shows under my belt so...

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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd Blasphemy.
But if you timed the pause (or Fishmans hit right after that) with a giant echo-ey "PLOP" that would be pretty cool.

Also, Alaska.
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Dino_Spumoni Permalink
Dino_Spumoni


Only time I went during a show was when they played Nothing at DCU. I kinda regret it now since doing that made me miss Ocelot and Beauty of a Broken heart but due to the long lines before the show I didn't get to go then and at the time I picked the option of missing a few songs over trying to enjoy the rest of the show with piss soaked pants.
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JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya Last summer for Alpine N1 we went potty during Ocelet, N2 we managed to not pee during any of the performance. Made it to setbreak!
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spanishmoon Permalink
spanishmoon Backwards to the Bathroom Line
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callmethesloth Permalink
callmethesloth @johnnyd Agreed on Alaska, most notably during the Cincinnati show this past summer's first leg
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Gordeaux Permalink
Gordeaux @Choda said:
Never have never will.
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Jerryhood Permalink
Jerryhood Dsky and Makisupa... Oh my word...

Try not to fall into the whole pee song thing, but I find myself in the restrooms during Horn recently.

Yes, definitely horn.
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy It's very rare that I need to pee during a show. But Bouncing Around the Room is a great song to pee to.

During TTE I would go to the bathroom, and I didn't even have to piss.
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Golgi_Groove Permalink
Golgi_Groove Silent in the shitter
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DrPeterVenkman Permalink
DrPeterVenkman Life On Mars
Ballad Of Curtis Loew
Jesus Left Chicago
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listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn Moma Dance, Wolfman's,Boogie

(It doesn't mean I don't like them, just while everyone else is getting down, I can get in and out and know I'm not going to miss much and get back to my seat during the jam)

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007below Permalink
007below squirming coil
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Golgi_Groove Permalink
Golgi_Groove @listen4myHorn said:
Moma Dance, Wolfman's,Boogie

(It doesn't mean I don't like them, just while everyone else is getting down, I can get in and out and know I'm not going to miss much and get back to my seat during the jam)
Good strategy, but I can never resist/miss the funk!
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westbrook Permalink
westbrook Pre show music.
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BigPimpinNYC Permalink
some of you drink too much at shows....
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listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn @Golgi_Groove said:
@listen4myHorn said:
Moma Dance, Wolfman's,Boogie

(It doesn't mean I don't like them, just while everyone else is getting down, I can get in and out and know I'm not going to miss much and get back to my seat during the jam)
Good strategy, but I can never resist/miss the funk!
I very much regret my Wolfman's pee at AC. It was a gamble and I lost.
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_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ At Jones Beach I was able to take a piss break during Halley's and Gumbo since I figured no jam was gonna follow either of those two songs
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listen4myHorn Permalink
listen4myHorn @BigPimpinNYC said:
some of you drink too much at shows....
Oh I don't drink a drop. I get the nervous tinklies!
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Ha ha ha no urination of any kind even it's a 15min Joy> Alaska> Jennifer dances. Hold it
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spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 THERE IS NO PEE SONG ONLY SET BREAK!
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walstib Permalink
walstib @twisty_m said:
I'll do anything other than listen to Backwards Down the Number Line.
Sorry, but it appears you just missed this type II face melt.



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curtiss Permalink
Yeah, Makisupa doesn't do a thing for me......sometimes I feel like just walking around listening to the hippie girls during that song, timing how long it takes for me to hear some statement with "dank, veggie or dose"

...hope I'm not dating myself at all....
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ProfessorDude Permalink
I have nevered peed during a set, and I rarely go during setbreak (even Halloween). It helps that I don't drink, but the real reason is that I'd rather be at the show than in the bathroom.
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relax_ Permalink
relax_ Gotta Ji-poopoo!

Not really. I just thought it was a funny play on words.
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gay4pacman Permalink
gay4pacman Wolfmans right when it starts...have 4 minutes to get it in and get back for the breakdown.
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joonze Permalink
joonze i find the cleanest stall before the show and park my ass on the toilet all night....after the show is over i wonder in and get the best seats in the house
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