I find that advanced is a challenge to win in, say, under two minutes. Which I guess accounts for my pathetically low win percentage on that difficulty. The version I play also allows for the possibility of having to guess at the end which is frustrating after meticulously clearing an advanced board.
Anyway, some stats I just ran:

Edit: right click -> view image for a more legible version.
Maybe if I can find something free I'll make a video. I'd be interested in watching a good game. You know, review the tape to improve future performance.
That would be neat. I'd need recording software, though, and I can't really justify spending $37 on Fraps for minesweeper...mac or pc?
Maybe if I can find something free I'll make a video. I'd be interested in watching a good game. You know, review the tape to improve future performance.![]()
@dkast85 - You don't understand how to play minesweeper or you don't understand the appeal?
That said: I freaking love Minesweeper.
This game is on the short list of games I cannot play due to addiction. It's not as bad as Tetris, which after playing gives me hallucinations of spinning blocks, even when I'm miles from a computer screen.I don't want this to come off the wrong way, but are you being serious? I mean that not in a "really?" sense, but just a curiosity sense.
That said: I freaking love Minesweeper.
That's pretty interesting with the spinning blocks, if so. Must be a bummer though :/
I specifically remember being at UMASS at a Dennis Miller show (this was WAY before he was an unfunny, political tool) and having zero ability to pay attention to the act, because I was placing pieces in an imaginary game. Then I was trying to have a conversation with my poetry teacher, but being totally distracted by his glasses, which were hexagon in shape. He's giving me feedback about my crappy, crappy poetry, and the whole time I'm just placing pieces in his spectacles.
That was it for me. I have not played the game in at least 22 years.
@jerryguscia said:
@Onlymike said:This game is on the short list of games I cannot play due to addiction. It's not as bad as Tetris, which after playing gives me hallucinations of spinning blocks, even when I'm miles from a computer screen.I don't want this to come off the wrong way, but are you being serious? I mean that not in a "really?" sense, but just a curiosity sense.
That said: I freaking love Minesweeper.
That's pretty interesting with the spinning blocks, if so. Must be a bummer though :/
I'm 100% serious, @jerryguscia. Minesweeper is just bad in that I stay up all night playing... that's whenever I'm at my mother-in-law's house and everyone's asleep. But Tetris? I gave it up cold turkey in 1989 because it was actually f*%@ing me up.Shit, I didn't know it could get that bad (I knew addiction for games exists, but didn't know it was like that). Well, at least you knew to quit it altogether and the list is short
I specifically remember being at UMASS at a Dennis Miller show (this was WAY before he was an unfunny, political tool) and having zero ability to pay attention to the act, because I was placing pieces in an imaginary game. Then I was trying to have a conversation with my poetry teacher, but being totally distracted by his glasses, which were hexagon in shape. He's giving me feedback about my crappy, crappy poetry, and the whole time I'm just placing pieces in his spectacles.
That was it for me. I have not played the game in at least 22 years.
@jerryguscia said:@Onlymike said:This game is on the short list of games I cannot play due to addiction. It's not as bad as Tetris, which after playing gives me hallucinations of spinning blocks, even when I'm miles from a computer screen.I don't want this to come off the wrong way, but are you being serious? I mean that not in a "really?" sense, but just a curiosity sense.
That said: I freaking love Minesweeper.
That's pretty interesting with the spinning blocks, if so. Must be a bummer though :/
"Honey, do you want daddy to keep his job? Then don't question it."
Which reminds me: it's high time I deleted Temple Run from my iPhone. Last week I played at night before going to band practice, and I was still in the gaming zone on the road, almost drove into oncoming traffic.
@jerryguscia, the list is short because I don't hang onto games long enough for them to become a problem. My daughter is always wondering why the game that's here today is gone tomorrow.Holy poop! That might be time for Temple Run to be gone-and-forgotten'd; we definitely don't want to lose another quality .netter here.
"Honey, do you want daddy to keep his job? Then don't question it."
Which reminds me: it's high time I deleted Temple Run from my iPhone. Last week I played at night before going to band practice, and I was still in the gaming zone on the road, almost drove into oncoming traffic.
Have you ever tried finding a way to turn that addiction into your instrument (maybe you already have)? Like Rocksmith or, I think, you can play Rock Band with an actual guitar? I mean, obviously you don't want to play with your addiction, but I'm curious if you've tried it.
I just stick with actual instruments (bass, uke, guitar, piano), and all is well.
@jerryguscia said:
Have you ever tried finding a way to turn that addiction into your instrument (maybe you already have)? Like Rocksmith or, I think, you can play Rock Band with an actual guitar? I mean, obviously you don't want to play with your addiction, but I'm curious if you've tried it.
I guess that's four, then. I can't play rock band because of the same issues. Two hours with the Beatles led to about 9 months of pain, leaving me unable to listen to late Beatles tracks without imagining the game. When the decision came down to Rock Band or Beatles, the choice was pretty easy.Damn man, can't blame you for that choice; well, actual instruments are more fun, challenging, and healthier anyways! That still sucks though. Ah well, good reason to put more time into music and avoid avid distractions.
I just stick with actual instruments (bass, uke, guitar, piano), and all is well.
a few months later, through mutual acquaintances i found myself making friends with a really sweet girl, but she had a boyfriend so i left it at that - I'm not the type to make a move on a girl who's already seeing someone, no matter how appealing she might be. so we would just talk from time to time about shit we had in common - bands we liked and such.
then one day she calls me up and i could instantly tell something was wrong. she had that sound to her voice like she'd been crying. she told me she was about to break up with her bf but she wouldn't say why, because it was too embarrassing. so i rolled the dice: i revealed for the first time, to a girl i liked, of all people, the rather embarrassing fact that my last relationship ended because the girl i had been seeing got so addicted to world of warcraft that it took over her life to the point that i broke off all contact with her. the phone line was completely silent for a minute, i thought she had hung up on me. then she said very slowly that she had broken up with her bf because he also was a Warcrack addict.
we've been together for 5 years now, and have world of warcraft addiction to thank for it.
always comes down to 4 ? on the 1000x1000 or whatever hate that man, minesweeper
badgammon, hearts, spades

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
that game pisses me off, its like all where you start and if you get lucky.
always comes down to 4 ? on the 1000x1000 or whatever hate that man, minesweeper
badgammon, hearts, spades
That game got to be too much when I'd lay in bed at night playing out full games on the inside of my eye lids.
@DJPhresh - my top times for each difficulty are listed in the stats in the OP.
that game pisses me off, its like all where you start and if you get lucky.I have not played a good game of spades in YEARS. I miss it. That's a fantastic card game.
always comes down to 4 ? on the 1000x1000 or whatever hate that man, minesweeper
badgammon, hearts, spades
@mfhgreyboy, anytime you are bored at work just pm me and we can play online, each witha mentally disabled computer partner. $500 / game hahaha
Tl;Dr trollolololDamn. Two martinis and a bowl and I turn into a prick. Sorry. I do see dead people though. Well, I'm not really sure that they are dead but I see people that aren't there all the time. I blame the droogs.
Chipotle mayo f***ers.
I see dead people.
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