Bieber narrates a brodway-esque production of gamehendge for the second set.

Mark it, nuncle.

"Baby" is very teasable. I bet that makes it in there somewhere....

I could also dig some Fishman antics to Bieber tunes, ala Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl".

Nothing. I predict zero appearance/gag/tease/cover involving biebs.

@harroldHOOD said:

@mfhgreyboy said:

Nothing. I predict zero appearance/gag/tease/cover involving biebs.

came here to say this.

EDIT: my gawd for the amount of cry-baby whining about it I hope they do have bieber sit in for the entire third set. I'll rage the shit out of it

If by "sit in" you mean Bieber just sits there in a chair and does nothing then I'm down to rage it out with ya.

@007below said:

bieber gets hit by a car on december 19th and dies

Got me thinking. Perhaps sacrificing Biebs to the Gods could be the one thing that stops the end of the world on the 21st. Kinda kills two birds with one stone.

Phish rages

Trey has Beiber fever getting his autograph

this has gotten so out of hand. i dont hate the kid. but i also dont recognize this scary talent that so many of you have purported on here

the only way to get things back on track is to have Trey do a heartfelt introduction and then bring out Tom Marshall dressed as Biebs....a la Springsteen and Tom Hanks.

To be clear, I'm not purporting "scary" talent. I could be wrong, but I don't think I saw anyone go that far.

I do bet the kid is at least moderately talented. I doubt he sucks at music in any kind of objective sense. But I wouldn't know; I've never heard any of his songs other than the youtube clips of phish teases.

That's why I'm hoping we all get our first taste on New Year's Eve. "Biebs performs; We'll decide."

@mfhgreyboy said:

Nothing. I predict zero appearance/gag/tease/cover involving biebs.

@JayDubya said:

...but I am the father of a teenage daughter, and a damn good father.

Understatement of the year, given what comes after it.

@johnnyd said:

@JayDubya said:

...but I am the father of a teenage daughter, and a damn good father.

Understatement of the year, given what comes after it.

You think I could get her to sit down and watch Bittersweet Motel with me? Ugh, no way Dad.

So are you going grow up and be a girl that rolls up in a Cherokee with shaved pits?

maybe we can all pull the stunt of wearing Bieber pants - like the whiteout last year.



For a guy with a big schlong I think the ""drop crotch" is a great idea

Seriously - this kid is a f***ing joke - maybe thats the gag - either way I hope it's funny.

We all remember laughter right?

@Tannisroot I probably wouldn't have watched the movie had it not been at the request of my daughter and I probably wouldn't be defending him.

She listens to all kinds of shit music, she knows it's shitty but that's what a lot of people her age listen to. It's not about whether it's shitty to them or not, it's about whether it's fun.

When she said, you really should watch this, he actually is talented. I watched, and concurred, he is talented. More talented than a lot of the bubblegum pop shit that's out there today. He's still bubblegum pop though.

Oh, and 12/28 "One Less Lonely Girl" cover by Page a la Lawn Boy crooner to the crunchiest w00k chick from the front row.

Bieber can party wherever he wants in the world on NYE. He is not going to spend it back stage with a bunch of old dudes at msg. Get real. The 30th however...

I see it going down something like this:

Narrator: In the musical elitist system, there are two sides: the pop establishment, and h3tti3 artists. Sometimes, worlds collide.
[law and order music]
[cut to courtroom, with a very aggressive attorney interrogating a clearly uncomfortable @JayDubya]

Attorney: So you admit you watched the video?
JW: Yes. But...my daughter...
Attorney: And did you enjoy the video?
JW: Well, I...
Attorney: Simple question. Did you enjoy it?
JW: Umm, kinda. It was ok.
Attorney: But it wasn't horrible?
JW: No.
Attorney: Not as bad as you feared?
JW: No, not at all, (perking up a little) the kid's actually got some talent...
Attorney: Lets not get ahead of ourselves. But that does leads me to my next line of questioning. Does the accused appear to know how to play instruments?
JW: Definitely.
Attorney: Pretty well?
JW: Well, yeah.
Attorney: And could he sing?
JW: Yes.
Attorney: He could carry a tune?
JW: Yes.
Attorney: Anything beyond that?
JW: Well, yeah, he could emote. Inflection was good. I mean, yeah. Hes a pretty good singer.
Attorney: Better voice than most jamband guys?
JW: Under the protections granted by the 5th Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer that question.
Attorney: Fair enough. You previously stated, without prompting, that he's got some talent, right? So you stand by that - he's talented?
JW: I...ahhh...
Attorney: Remember, MrDubya, you are under oath.
JW: ahhh...ummm...yeah, yeah. the kid is talented.
Attorney: And would you go so far as to say he is "Scary" talented? Would you???
JW: (clearly uncomfortable)
Attorney: How talented is he? How far does the talent go???
JW: (breaks down, unable to answer the question...)
Attorney: Did the level of talent actually scare you???!!! Say it! Were you scared???!!!!
JW: (uncontrollably bawling)

Judge Icculus: Thats enough! The witness is excused!

If @andrewishomer starts covering the Beibs will .net go into full melt?

If there is a gag involving Bieber it should look like this:
- A large tank of water is rolled out onto the stage
- The tank of water should contain a large live great white shark
- Trey and Bieber take turns jumping over said shark until one of them falls in and is eaten

Get it?

Would so approve of this:

Harpua -> If I Was Your Boyfriend -> Harpua -> f*** Your Face

+1

@Jaydubya I hate you. Btw, I saw Dan kantner at the soundboard with jaroda all night last night. Have pics too.