Our Fishman, Who art in rhombus,
W00kie be thy name.
These hippies come With guitar and drum
On tour as it is in Gamehendge.
Give this day our daily toke
And forgive us our WSP stats
As we forgive spreadheads that come to our Phish shows.
Lead us not into the Biscuits
And deliver us from Umphrey's

Hands on Some Hard Bodies

Gm.net I was just about to start my first gm thread, looks like I got beet to it. Anyway one class than work then I'm going to have myself some fun this weekend! Going out of town to visit one of my boys who is away at college... Hopefully he doesn't drag me to a frat house

GM.net

Did some money math with my son this morning before school. Traded lots of pennies for silver coins. They are doing a penny war at school. I don't know what that really entails, but he's using his own money for that stunt.

I went to sleep at 9:30 last night while listening to the MOE show @_________________________ had suggested. That's exactly what I needed! I woke up intermittently throughout the night for various reasons and my computer was still jamming out. I believe it's on repeat because that's exactly what I'm listening to now. Very chill material these guys are busting out.

LISTEN

::sniffles::

Morning, .net. My face won't stop leaking. @TheEmu and I have been tossing some virus or bacteria back and forth. It's the second time in only a few months that we've both come down with pinkeye and now on top of that there's some upper respiratory shit going on. Ugh. Gonna call my doc and get us some eyedrops or something.

Going into the lab is a judgement call for me at this point. On the one hand, I don't feel THAT dreadful and would really like to get some experiments started. But I look pretty disgusting and if they call me out on the pinkeye, they'll probably get all grossed out and send me home. I was already planning on being there all weekend anyways so maybe work-from-home today and go in tomorrow when there's nobody else around to witness my hideousness. That sounding like the best plan at this point.

Hope you guys' faces aren't leaking too horribly.

If I was the Men Without Hats dude I would pay a midget jester to follow me everywhere I go.

:: pumps gas :: Safety Dance

:: grocery shopping :: Safety Dance

:: haircut :: Safety Dance

Happy Friday .Net

Good morning everyone!

Have fun this weekend @dave25. Which college you heading to? And not for nothing, but I had some seriously good times in frat houses in college.

I got nothing fun coming up on the schedule for a few weeks. Boo. Maybe I'll try and rectify that. See what's going on tonight (I'm on kid duty tomorrow night so Laura can go see Tanlines with Supreme Cuts at Union Transfer - 2 bands I have never heard of and have no idea what they are like).

What are the rest of you all up to?

And, @theemu - I think you should be in marketing. Your a natural!

Fell better you two!

@twisty_m - moe. is totes the shit. I highly recommend Warts & All Vol. 5. Plane Crash FTMFW.

Also, Rebubula is always amazeballs.

@mfhgreyboy

Thanks again for the San Fran DL video. Was awesome.

@twisty_m said:

@ivy_light and @TheEmu,

There is some crazy stuff going around this winter. I hope you guys stop leaking soon; You wouldn't want to slip on all that madness and break some bones. I'm still having some left over hoarseness with my voice from a few weeks ago.

We'll be careful. To be on the safe side, I'm just gonna sleep until like 8.

Hope you feel better, too!

@mfhgreyboy said:

And, @theemu - I think you should be in marketing. Your a natural!

Fell better you two!

I know, I feel like they're missing some great ideas.

And thank you!

Every time Safety Dance starts going in my head, it turns into this.





OK, I'm done for. Play nice, kids. I'll see youze later.

@mfhgreyboy said:

What are the rest of you all up to?

Tonight we're sticking close to home, probably do some long overdue cleaning. Tomorrow night we're heading to our local brewpub with some friends. I'm going to brew a porter as well.

@twisty_m said:

GM.net

Did some money math with my son this morning before school. Traded lots of pennies for silver coins. They are doing a penny war at school. I don't know what that really entails, but he's using his own money for that stunt.

I went to sleep at 9:30 last night while listening to the MOE show @_________________________ had suggested. That's exactly what I needed! I woke up intermittently throughout the night for various reasons and my computer was still jamming out. I believe it's on repeat because that's exactly what I'm listening to now. Very chill material these guys are busting out.

LISTEN

That isn't Moe. Its U-melt playing st Moe.down. I wish that is what Moe sounded like.

Morning all

@ivy_light pink eye? you guys are into some seriously kinky shit.

when my sister and i were in high school she was patient 0 for an insane pink eye out break.

i got pink eye from using the bathroom at the board crossing between mozambique and malawi.
uses bathroom
no running water
walks out of bathroom repeating to self over and over again do not rub eyes
wind kicks up
blows dust in my eye
rubs eye
wakes up with pink eye

Morning all.
High intensity, high paced, utter boredom continues.

SafetyDance?
BISCO4LYPHE!!!
fuckdahaters

@twisty_m said:

@mfhgreyboy said:

What are the rest of you all up to?

Kid duty tonight for me too, i.e. movie and popcorn night! Maybe some chocolate chip cookies too. My weekend is filled with work. That's what I get for being employed by a small retail business during the holidays. But I love it, no complaints.

How old is your kid, @twisty_m? Love movie and popcorn night! My son's still too young for it (1), but my daughter loves teh movies. She's been on a huge Shrek kick as of late (probably because we got her the box set with all the movies in there). I was putting her to bed last night and she's rubbing her lips with her blanket. When I ask, she says she's putting on lipstick.

When I ask why, she says she needs it so she can marry an ogre! Yep. My daughter apparently has a crush on Shrek. When I ask why she wants to marry Shrek - "because he can roar really loud, daddy!"

@KimboSlice: I bet anywhere in Africa is less germy than a hospital. And ANY ORDINARY hospital is probably more sterile than a CHILDREN'S hospital.

Little, moving, pooping, crying incubators full of diseases, they is.

Just called my doc's office and of course they gave me the whole "she can't diagnose you over the phone so no we're not going to conveniently call-in some antibacterial eyedrops for you, you have to haul your diseased ass across town during rush hour and see the PA" thing. Poop.

And the leak goes on. Where my hand apparently had been. And the leak goes on. And the leak goes on...

great tune (so what cha want).

good morning. I'm excited for December! Christmas and phish at MSG (I'm only going to 12/29 and that's okay)!

Good morning all.
A bit nervous about the Alabama vs Georgia game this weekend. Rolleth

@_________________________ said:

Big sports night yesterday here in New York. The back page of the papers has the headline "Derek Eater" and it goes on to talk about how Jeter looks like he has gained some weight this offseason.

And Mark Sanchez is out with a case of Pink Eye...

(Or is it stink eye)
G' morning!

@_________________________ said:

Big sports night yesterday here in New York. The back page of the papers has the headline "Derek Eater" and it goes on to talk about how Jeter looks like he has gained some weight this offseason.

Off the shit and got puffy. Derek Jeter is the pinnacle man, that dude is awesome and I hate the f***ing Yankees. New Yorkers huh?

@mfhgreyboy said:

@twisty_m said:

@mfhgreyboy said:

What are the rest of you all up to?

Kid duty tonight for me too, i.e. movie and popcorn night! Maybe some chocolate chip cookies too. My weekend is filled with work. That's what I get for being employed by a small retail business during the holidays. But I love it, no complaints.

How old is your kid, @twisty_m? Love movie and popcorn night! My son's still too young for it (1), but my daughter loves teh movies. She's been on a huge Shrek kick as of late (probably because we got her the box set with all the movies in there). I was putting her to bed last night and she's rubbing her lips with her blanket. When I ask, she says she's putting on lipstick.

When I ask why, she says she needs it so she can marry an ogre! Yep. My daughter apparently has a crush on Shrek. When I ask why she wants to marry Shrek - "because he can roar really loud, daddy!"

Well, when she puts it that way!! Marrying an Ogre sounds perfectly enchanting! My son is 8 years old as of last week! Movie nights with an 8 year old boy are pretty fantastic. He likes the typical super-hero boy films; he also loves black holes, supernovas, science, how things are made, and... well, all things space. So star wars is always on our top list of movies to choose from! He loves that show through The wormhole with Morgan Freeman, or something like that, and how it's made. Kid has a lot of questions about how the planets, stars, and humans were made too.

You have toddlers? They are the greatest little humans EVER! They are dramatic, irrational, innocent... I could keep going.

@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:

@Bamajama said:

Good morning all. A bit nervous about the Alabama vs Georgia game this weekend. Rolleth

Ha if bama beats Georgia I think they probably crush Notre Dame. How much do they pay football players in the SEC?

They don't get paid. No athlete can take any payment in any form. Including a happy meal or a ride to the mall.

@twisty_m: Yes. Toddlers are awesome. My daughter will be 4 in March (can't believe I'm typing that) and she is amazing. Amazingly difficult. Amazingly caring. Amazingly smart. Etc. Etc. Etc.

My son is sooooooo chill. So, we figured we might as well move on to something a bit more advanced. He'll have the guitar to go with it around 12.25. The picture sucks but you get the idea.

@mfhgreyboy said:

@twisty_m: Yes. Toddlers are awesome. My daughter will be 4 in March (can't believe I'm typing that) and she is amazing. Amazingly difficult. Amazingly caring. Amazingly smart. Etc. Etc. Etc.

My son is sooooooo chill. So, we figured we might as well move on to something a bit more advanced. He'll have the guitar to go with it around 12.25. The picture sucks but you get the idea.

http://i.imgur.com/CxcrJ.jpg?1

Nice! The critical period for learning to trampoline while laying down fat bass lines is approximately between the ages of 3.5-7 years.

The critical period for learning to nail the bridge from Theme From the Bottom every single time, however, is approximately infinity. Get on it!