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Just got back onto the stuff after about ten years. Damn I feel like a walking pack of double mint gum.
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You on drugs?
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My balls haven't been this squeaky clean since the day I came screeching out of the womb
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I think I'm going to get some for my 'ol man for my Family-Based late December Holiday Consumer Obligation. He's a letter carrier for the Post Office, so he smells like fried onions six days out of the week....probably should get him some floss too, he's got a mouth like a dead warthog.
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my mom birth'd me in a swimming pool with the whole family there. After that they took me inside and mom used a mixing bowl to flush out the amniotic sac. Then we all shared some scrambled eggs and dad tried to breastfeed me.
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: I think I'm going to get some for my 'ol man for my Family-Based late December Holiday Consumer Obligation. He's a letter carrier for the Post Office, so he smells like fried onions six days out of the week.You can brush your teeth with Dr Bronners. So that might take care of his breath too. This stuffs good for anything from your asshole to the kitchen sink and everything in between. It's a great all purpose, all natural soap
...probably should get him some floss too, he's got a mouth like a dead warthog.
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@easywind111 said: my mom birth'd me in a swimming pool with the whole family there. After that they took me inside and mom used a mixing bowl to flush out the amniotic sac. Then we all shared some scrambled eggs and dad tried to breastfeed me.This is the second time in as many days I have had to have flash backs to this. I hate you.
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Just got the mint kind. Pretty intense on the ol' sack
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@spanishmoon said: This stuffs good for anything from your asshole to the kitchen sink and everything in between. It's a great all purpose, all natural soapThis would be the greatest advertising slogan ever.
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pics? youtubes?
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@Jimmymac03 said: @easywind111 said:WHat's the matter maaaaannn, got a problem with nature?my mom birth'd me in a swimming pool with the whole family there. After that they took me inside and mom used a mixing bowl to flush out the amniotic sac. Then we all shared some scrambled eggs and dad tried to breastfeed me.This is the second time in as many days I have had to have flash backs to this. I hate you.
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Just got the mint kind. Pretty intense on the ol' sackStarted using a bar of the same yesterday. Dry and itchy since last night. Need to remember that the doctor should only make house calls during the summer.
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Bronner's all day. Dilute dilute.
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: @Jimmymac03 said:Nah brah, scrambled eggs just really gross me out.@easywind111 said:WHat's the matter maaaaannn, got a problem with nature?my mom birth'd me in a swimming pool with the whole family there. After that they took me inside and mom used a mixing bowl to flush out the amniotic sac. Then we all shared some scrambled eggs and dad tried to breastfeed me.This is the second time in as many days I have had to have flash backs to this. I hate you.
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I have never heard of Bronner's.
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@Jimmymac03 said: @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:When I was at the Citadel for undergrad I was in charge of this kid that hated fried eggs. They served them almost every morning. I would pump this kid full of fried eggs every goddamn morning. I'd make him eat the whole first bowl and he would be gagging and puking in his mouth and if I caught him looking out of the corner of his eye to see if I would order another bowl for him, I would pump him full of seconds and thirds. The whole time I would be telling him how he needs his protein and how he needs to broaden his pallet. There's just something about ruining breakfast for someone five days a week... its like making love to the devil's daughters.@Jimmymac03 said:Nah brah, scrambled eggs just really gross me out.@easywind111 said:WHat's the matter maaaaannn, got a problem with nature?my mom birth'd me in a swimming pool with the whole family there. After that they took me inside and mom used a mixing bowl to flush out the amniotic sac. Then we all shared some scrambled eggs and dad tried to breastfeed me.This is the second time in as many days I have had to have flash backs to this. I hate you.
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I'm scared.
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before i quit using drugs, i took some pills and puked shortly after. I found the pills in my puke and picked them out and ate them.
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@easywind111 said: before i quit using drugs, i took some pills and puked shortly after. I found the pills in my puke and picked them out and ate them.That is f***ed up. Glad you quit brother.
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Dr. Bronner's new Citrus-flavored soap = the (.)(.)sNever leave for the Sierra Nevada peaks without it. The peppermint flavor tingles the taint.
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@easywind111 said: before i quit using drugs, i took some pills and puked shortly after. I found the pills in my puke and picked them out and ate them.Ever gotten into a fight over who gets to lick the empty molly bag?
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Yeah the Peppermint Hemp is awesome - have you seen the documentary on him - amazing!
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Many years ago I worked shipping and receiving at a mom and pop, high end, outdoor sports store (like an EMS or REI).I think every shipment of Dr. Bronners I ever opened had a leaking bottle. You could smell the mint as soon as the UPS guy opened his truck. The rest of my day would be spent smelling like a candy cane.
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@JayDubya said: @Jimmymac03 said:Remember when you were a kid and had fun in the bathtub- before it was all asshole scrubbing, noticing disgusting growths and new body hair, and trying to block out the bloody horror that is the outside world for 20 minutes of peace?I have never heard of Bronner's.signed
Go Get Yourself some Dr. Bronners.
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Nice thread...yeah there is a documentary on Dr. Bronner. I think it's on netflix.
Also, want to shout out the good Doctor for just dropping 50K to the Kentucky Department of Ag to help push through an industrial hemp bill for the state to start growing for fuel, fiber and food. He said he spends over 100K/yr on hemp from Canada and would save money if it was produce domestically. Good Works....One God!
Also, want to shout out the good Doctor for just dropping 50K to the Kentucky Department of Ag to help push through an industrial hemp bill for the state to start growing for fuel, fiber and food. He said he spends over 100K/yr on hemp from Canada and would save money if it was produce domestically. Good Works....One God!
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Dr. Bronner's = Liquid Gold Bond.
(Yes.....it tingles)
(Yes.....it tingles)
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: @easywind111 said:Yes. I thought everyone did.before i quit using drugs, i took some pills and puked shortly after. I found the pills in my puke and picked them out and ate them.Ever gotten into a fight over who gets to lick the empty molly bag?
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Have you ever picked up a molly baggie off the ground and licked it?
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@easywind111 said: @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:Yeah, its just kind of depraved and ironic to see a bunch of peace loving hippies who claim that drugs are a positive thing getting into over the last lick of mahl@easywind111 said:Yes. I thought everyone did.before i quit using drugs, i took some pills and puked shortly after. I found the pills in my puke and picked them out and ate them.Ever gotten into a fight over who gets to lick the empty molly bag?
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.net aside, a jug of dr bronners is the best toilet read ever. All-one, ftw!
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Hippies? All I see are preppy frat boys fighting over mahl baggies at Phish shows!
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weird thread
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At spac this summer I had my first encounter with Dr. Bronner's. Some kind gentlemen hooked it up while I was swimming in the river at Lee's.
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@lefty said: Hippies? All I see are preppy frat boys fighting over mahl baggies at Phish shows!Standard phillywook move.