My friends and I just call it Kobe. Anything to do with basketball really. As in "you, lets shoot some jumpers..."
"Will reading be permitted?"
"I got a nice Bible we can all share"
"You guys have to bring your own books if you want to read"
Etc.
Those are the only 2 I use - though very excited to add this to my repotoire:
Hey man, want to vape some oil
I say "hey guy let's go suck on some glass that is shaped like a penis together"
I've always referred to it as "chillin" as in:
Hey man you tryna "chill" today?
Yeah dude.
Burn time
Hey man you tryna "chill" today?
Yeah dude.
Burn time
what time is it? (old)
got a minute? (old)
ya wanna?
none of that is funny...
fail'd
in high school we just would sing Fire on the Mountain...
still not funny
Well, much like @IntoYesterday we'd say something like "wanna blow the bowl" "suck the knob" "puff the bone"... and mostly any euphemism for a blow job...
That's funny...
'want to do thc?'
Wanna burn a wheel or feed the fish?
One of the restaurants I worked at we'd take a time out and call for Boyz Under the Hood. (i.e. the hood fan)
Also, "Zip Zip." Just kind of a look and a subtle "zip zip" meaning we're headed outside to smoke, or duck into the woods when on the mountain.
You guys want to toss a salad?yeah.... you better check your company before springing that one
It was later that I learned the double entendre
Sucking c*ck. Wait what are we talking about?you and @JayDubya are not allowed to hang out together.
wanna burn one?It just so happens these used to be my go-to pickup lines on chicks in college.
...
ya wanna?
@lefty said:No? Sounds like we would have a great time together!Sucking c*ck. Wait what are we talking about?you and @JayDubya are not allowed to hang out together.
@MiguelSanchez said:touche@lefty said:No? Sounds like we would have a great time together!Sucking c*ck. Wait what are we talking about?you and @JayDubya are not allowed to hang out together.
just remember to tip the maid
"safety break" - you can never be too safeHuh we used this all the time in Idaho while on campus. I thought we were the only ones that used it...
"safety break" - you can never be too safeOh, yup. We used to have safety meetings!
He was living with his parents at this point so the CD code was used often. I think it took him a Damn year before he stopped saying "what CDs?"
A genius he's not.
"Do you want to hit this?"
"Break bread" if one my boys is sitting on sweet headies
we had a pretty good list of them...
Meeting of the Joint Chiefs
Go get some round table
have a meeting of the knights at the round table
spend some quality time together
get some chinese food
talk to jesus
BTS? - "Burn that shit"
peace one?
Meeting of the Joint Chiefs
Go get some round table
have a meeting of the knights at the round table
spend some quality time together
get some chinese food
talk to jesus
BTS? - "Burn that shit"
peace one?
@missblue75 said:I've heard the "ya wanna" ...wanna burn one?It just so happens these used to be my go-to pickup lines on chicks in college.
...
ya wanna?
No joke we called it couch tour for a while...like "let's go on couch tour later"
"Roll a Titan", "Get some lettuce", "Pack a number", "Burn the Green not the brown", "Blaze out"
when you were short on cash you were "nickled and dimed".
"wanna have a weed?"
"suck the tube" -the vape
"Bowlski? Bowlski." -the bowl
"Ultragoliath! in the name of Georgia Public Schools, tear her to pieces!!!!" -Ultragoliath (the Gravitron)
"MARIJUANA CLOUD, AWAKEN!"
"want to get stupid?"
"Yingers n' Bingers" (when combined with pounding yuenglings)
"burning the *marijuana bush*" said in the voice of Les Claypool- saw him at a show and he was babbling about this before playing Booneville Stomp
get yorked
york a bowl
To many more idiotic ones I've done over the years with my idiot friends.
Of course a lot of the time it's, "Dab?" or "Want a dab?" cause I like my concentrates.
What's up? You wanna "go hiking"? No? Ok, let's go see "a movie". You can't? Why? Oh, you're going to visit your folks, I see. Well, you wanna go see "your cousin" first? No time? I hear ya. Well, if you got a quick sec you should check out "this thread"...
Pot is referred to as pat
baked is beaked.
So In turn it sounds like this "Smoke some pat and get beaked."
Not clever but funny from my perspective.
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