mjrphishhead 12/04/12 9:49 pm

"What's the deal with airplane peanuts!"

Score: 6

JayDubya 12/04/12 9:51 pm

To my left you'll find the build your own sandwich bar.

Score: 6

poonutties 12/04/12 9:52 pm

And the sandwich was THIS BIG!

Score: 5

dave25 12/04/12 9:53 pm

"Introducing brand spanking new on the five dollar foot-long menu the triple nipple, featuring three kinds of cheese"

Score: 3

DanceTheJig728 12/04/12 9:53 pm

Cactus!....

Score: 2

Phlat_Brim_Kid 12/04/12 9:55 pm

"thats not the rage side over thayer"

Score: 6

westbrook 12/04/12 9:55 pm

"And if you don't put down the signs, you'll be locked in this cage with the rest of them."

Score: 6

DJPhresh 12/04/12 9:56 pm

So actually "Page Side Rage Side" is all around us~

Score: 5

MiguelSanchez 12/04/12 9:58 pm

"Ladies..."

Score: 2

Jimmymac03 12/04/12 9:59 pm

"So then this fella here starts crying, and the guy to his left just says NO and walks out."

Score: 2

DJPhresh 12/04/12 10:01 pm

"& I told Yo @_________________________ I Got 5 On It~"

Score: 1

mjrphishhead 12/04/12 10:01 pm

"Jazz hands!"

Score: 4

MrJones 12/04/12 10:05 pm

"Five times I tried to get Trey to cover Beiber and Five times I failed."

Score: 1

Furry_Thug 12/04/12 10:07 pm

"the answer is, yes. Every time I wear a new shirt, HE sings that damn song."

Score: 7

kipmat 12/04/12 10:39 pm

"Here's what a Goddard College education can do for you!"

Score: 6

Furry_Thug 12/04/12 11:11 pm

"Fish is still eating bananas, so let me tell you my version of the prison joke."

Score: 3

The_Slothelot 12/04/12 11:15 pm

"Wear a flat brim they said, it would be cool they said."

Score: 4

SconnieGuy 12/04/12 11:44 pm

"I get so overwhelmed by olfactory hues"

Score: 2

Looks2Much 12/04/12 11:48 pm

{{{BELCH}}}

Score: 2

jerryguscia 12/04/12 11:50 pm

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's special guests for Set 3: The Disco Biscuits! This next song is called 'Mirrors'."

Score: 4

TheEmperorJoker 12/04/12 11:57 pm

"biiiiiiiirds of a feather y'all!"

Score: 2

MomaDan 12/04/12 11:57 pm

"Yes the man to my left really has gingervitis but we can cure him!!"

Score: 6

MomaDan 12/05/12 9:08 am

"Can I get an Amen"

"Now can I get a tuna on rye with the crust taken off"

Score: 5

RovingReporter 12/05/12 9:18 am

"Why do all the people online make fun of my sandwich-eating habits? I just want to be normal like the rest of ... well, not you. But I think you get my point."

Score: 2

spacecoyote 12/05/12 9:21 am

"...and the bartender says, 'I was talking to the duck!'"

Score: 2

Issiah 12/05/12 10:52 am

Who the hell is this freak wearing a dress playing the drums??

Score: 1

the_Crested_Hogchoker 12/05/12 10:54 am

"see, I told you, they like Army of One better than numberline"

Score: 4

DirtyAl1173 12/05/12 11:58 am

"This is a mock-up of the alien craft...."

Score: 2

walstib 12/05/12 12:03 pm

"and in this corner, standing 5'6" and 170 lbs, Jon Fishman!"

Score: 2

Euclid 12/05/12 12:15 pm

@walstib said:

"and in this corner, standing 5'6" and 170 lbs, Jon Fishman!"

Jon: "Thanks Page, I've been told this dress is slimming".

Score: 1

chris_22 12/05/12 12:29 pm

The lady gave me a sandwich that big, but I wanted one THIS BIG.

Score: 1

Jimmymac03 12/05/12 12:39 pm

"I want to wake up
In the city
That never sleeps"

Score: 1

the_Crested_Hogchoker 12/05/12 2:45 pm

@walstib said:

"and in this corner, standing 5'6" and 170 lbs, Jon Fishman!"

oh he's fatter than that-

Score: 2

_________________________ 12/05/12 6:11 pm

"so, girls that aren't in the front row, what do you think of my new shirt?"

Score: 2

careful_w_that_axe_Miller 12/05/12 7:52 pm

"Presto"

Score: 1

steamstash 12/05/12 8:11 pm

"by olfactorrrrrrryyyyyyy huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesssssss"

Score: 1

twisty_m 12/05/12 8:41 pm

@mjrphishhead said:

"Jazz hands!"

Score: 1

NoFIller 12/05/12 10:02 pm

"don't do drugs or you'll end up like this"

Score: 1

ronsteen 12/05/12 10:06 pm

All my bitches love me.

Score: 1