Some hicks picked up two of my friends who were hitch hiking off of the Appaplachian Trail for the winter. They tried to poison them and hunted my one of them through the woods. Local cops didn't believe them/ swept it under the rug, so we're trying to get ahold of the county DA. They've already contacted local rangers and trail personnel. Supposedly a hiker got burned to death by a group of people right around there over the summer.
Edit: Apparently the majority of deaths/attacks on the AT have happened in the PA section, so it looks like I'll be skipping that section.
Jesus, and I'm planning on doing significant portins of the AT next year...They had been on since April and nothing went wrong other than some of their gear getting stolen and next thing they know two dudes are trying to kill them.
Edit: Apparently the majority of deaths/attacks on the AT have happened in the PA section, so it looks like I'll be skipping that section.
Don't skip western PA and call when your in Slippery Rock, I'll pick you up.
Eastern PA is night and day from central / western PA
Best of luck Hogchoker, sorry to hear about the problems and hope your friends recover.ftfy
Don't skip western PA and call when your in Slippery Rock, I'll burn you to death.
Eastern PA is night and day from central / west Philadelphia
Vibes to you and yours hogchocker.
In all seriousness, it is a local hobby to pluck people from the trail, right around the Allegheny. Not joking. 100 times safer than any city unless your stupid
Or if your being for real? It seems like a movie plot? and u are kinda a joker?
I really hope u are, cuz thats some real f***'d up shit if not! I really hope that if this istn nans your freinds are safe now.
Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
@Cactoid, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +4 bro. I thought the implication was enough but yours is much better.I think I just always miss your jokes, sorry lol.
In all seriousness, it is a local hobby to pluck people from the trail, right around the Allegheny. Not joking. 100 times safer than any city unless your stupid
squeal like a piggy'd
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
Yeah, lets get the FBI involved...
Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
You serious?yeah, they said they think locals know that something is up with the place and wouldn't help them. They literally got doors slammed in their faces while they were asking to call 911.
Are you friends legitimately alright? Are they hurt in anyway? Have they given up the trail for right now?He fed my one friend lamp oil that really f***ed him up, but he's ok now. They're just trying to make something happen in terms of an investigation.
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
Cant tell if this is joke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDEYeah I'm serious. Really I wouldn't post anything about, but I was wondering if anyone had hiked through or lived in that area and heard about if its common for people to go missing or be assaulted up there. I tried researching the place, but I couldn't find anything.
Or if your being for real? It seems like a movie plot? and u are kinda a joker?
I really hope u are, cuz thats some real f***'d up shit if not! I really hope that if this istn nans your freinds are safe now.
Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
My friends are kind of wild trail people, so they don't seem like the most credible people if they're talking to a suit, but if there was a pattern of things happening there, it would be more likely that they could get a DA or somebody to look into it.
I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
@twisty_m said:I hope somebody listens to them so this doesn't happen to others. That shit's cray. I feel as though I've been reading a fair amount of threads here the last few days that just makes me shake my head in dismay; Nothing quite like this incident with your friends.Are you friends legitimately alright? Are they hurt in anyway? Have they given up the trail for right now?He fed my one friend lamp oil that really f***ed him up, but he's ok now. They're just trying to make something happen in terms of an investigation.
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
Lamp oil... Honestly, are people that bored and insane? That is not a very nice hobby to have.
This is beyond horrific. PA is a weird state, we have tons of hillbillies and inbred individuals in my neck of Pa as well. You should contact someone, the press if the police is not getting involved with this case. The local police are a joke, they seem to squash things before they go public. I hope that you and your friends can get things going through a green roots process if anything and put the heat under the asses of the local cops that seem to think attempted murder is a joke.Its a small town, so the cops knew the guys, they took their word over the two trail crazies with the 24 inch beards.
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself.@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:No. You're gonna get someone killed. It's not fair to them, or their families.@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself.@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there."
You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business."
You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself."
No. You're gonna get someone killed. It's not fair to them, or their families."
Under what circumstances would any person base their decision on whether or not to hitchhike on what I have to say? What am I, f***ing mother goose of the internet? I made a thread about a total worst case scenario, is that not enough? Am I supposed to sit here and lecture a bunch of adults on the dangers of hitchhiking?
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27807018.jpgwhy thank you. it was excillerating. I feel like a new woman. I'll recommend you to all of the wives on the block.
Crazy hillbillies are scary. With what I do for a living I constantly deal with hard ass rednecks, some pirates, and a fair mix of sociopaths and psychopaths, but there's something so disturbing about murdery rapey white trash looking to hunt people in the woods.
Also, if I ever write a book that might be the title. Is that too long?
Also, if I ever write a book that might be the title. Is that too long?
1. There as some weird mofo's on this board.
2. Everyone knows you hike the trail you bring a piece.
Like, now.
As for the peanut gallery - some of you have some soul searching to do. Or up your meds, change the dosage, something.
Two things--Funny you mention it, we actually talked my one friend out of bringing a gun. He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.
1. There as some weird mofo's on this board.
2. Everyone knows you hike the trail you bring a piece.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok....just for being hippies?
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.Whoa. Pulp Fiction...lol but seriously whoa.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
@johnnyd said:As far as we could tell, yeah. And, we were kinda hippies, but not horrendous - not like w00kin out having a drum circle or smoking a bowl in his parking lot. Just actually, like, buying a lot of vegetables. No idea what set them off. It was clear the main antagonist had an IQ < 80 or so. His opening and go-to line was (and there is no way I can recreate this accent in print, just think menacing, nearly retarded northern redneck) "Thiisss is miiiinnneeee. I oowwwn aaaaahhhhllllllllll this..." And we're like, "Ok. Yeah, its um very nice. Thanks." And it went downhill from there.That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok....just for being hippies?
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:Haha typical uberhick.... brimming with self-importance@johnnyd said:As far as we could tell, yeah. And, we were kinda hippies, but not horrendous - not like w00kin out having a drum circle or smoking a bowl in his parking lot. Just actually, like, buying a lot of vegetables. No idea what set them off. It was clear the main antagonist had an IQ < 80 or so. His opening and go-to line was (and there is no way I can recreate this accent in print, just think menacing, nearly retarded northern redneck) "Thiisss is miiiinnneeee. I oowwwn aaaaahhhhllllllllll this..." And we're like, "Ok. Yeah, its um very nice. Thanks." And it went downhill from there.That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok....just for being hippies?
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.dunno why but I lol'd at this
Yikes, scary stuff! Never been in those parts of PA, but always assumed that some out there don't tske too kindly to outsiders. Hope your friends are doing alright, and I definitely second going to the media if the local authorities won't do anything.
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:Haha its true, this kids got so many crazy stories. He jumped off of a fishing pier in folly beach SC and got cut to ribbons by the barnacles. He had to be rescued from a 30 ft deep ditch in brazil because he went wandering through the rainforest shitfaced, he was there for almost 2 whole days before he was found. He turned himself in to Richmond police for a hit and run that he didn't commit because he was so drunk he thought he sideswiped a car. The cops told him there was no evidence so there was no crime so he got off, despite (retardedly) confessing to drunk driving that night. He still doesn't know what he hit. He used to get f***ed up on a combination of ghb cocaine and acid, dress up in this giant filthy bird costume that he found in lying on a sewer grate, and hand out jolly ranchers to panhandlers. The bums, who usually took advantage of him, would flee in horror when the bird suit came out. He wouldn't leave them alone. I can go on and on about this dude, he's waaaaaayyyyy out there.He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.dunno why but I lol'd at this
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