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Somebody tried to murder two of my friends in South Mt. PA

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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker Anybody know anything about South Mt. PA?

Some hicks picked up two of my friends who were hitch hiking off of the Appaplachian Trail for the winter. They tried to poison them and hunted my one of them through the woods. Local cops didn't believe them/ swept it under the rug, so we're trying to get ahold of the county DA. They've already contacted local rangers and trail personnel. Supposedly a hiker got burned to death by a group of people right around there over the summer.
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nematode Permalink
nematode Jesus, and I'm planning on doing significant portins of the AT next year...

Edit: Apparently the majority of deaths/attacks on the AT have happened in the PA section, so it looks like I'll be skipping that section.
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cactoid Permalink
cactoid man its like I waited and waited for the fresh prince theme song, but it never came
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @nematode said:
Jesus, and I'm planning on doing significant portins of the AT next year...

Edit: Apparently the majority of deaths/attacks on the AT have happened in the PA section, so it looks like I'll be skipping that section.
They had been on since April and nothing went wrong other than some of their gear getting stolen and next thing they know two dudes are trying to kill them.
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newoldfiddle Permalink
newoldfiddle On the Appalachian trial, born and raised,
On the trail is where I s
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 You serious?
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Best of luck Hogchoker, sorry to hear about the problems and hope your friends recover.

Don't skip western PA and call when your in Slippery Rock, I'll pick you up.

Eastern PA is night and day from central / western PA
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cactoid Permalink
cactoid @careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
Best of luck Hogchoker, sorry to hear about the problems and hope your friends recover.

Don't skip western PA and call when your in Slippery Rock, I'll burn you to death.

Eastern PA is night and day from central / west Philadelphia
ftfy
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 I've only done parts of the Long Trail portion in VT. Only met very awesome people.

Vibes to you and yours hogchocker.
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller @Cactoid, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +4 bro. I thought the implication was enough but yours is much better.

In all seriousness, it is a local hobby to pluck people from the trail, right around the Allegheny. Not joking. 100 times safer than any city unless your stupid
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Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid Cant tell if this is joke?


Or if your being for real? It seems like a movie plot? and u are kinda a joker?

I really hope u are, cuz thats some real f***'d up shit if not! I really hope that if this istn nans your freinds are safe now.

Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
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cactoid Permalink
cactoid @careful_w_that_axe_Miller said:
@Cactoid, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +4 bro. I thought the implication was enough but yours is much better.

In all seriousness, it is a local hobby to pluck people from the trail, right around the Allegheny. Not joking. 100 times safer than any city unless your stupid
I think I just always miss your jokes, sorry lol.

squeal like a piggy'd
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twisty_m Permalink
twisty_m Are you friends legitimately alright? Are they hurt in anyway? Have they given up the trail for right now?
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy @Phlat_Brim_Kid said:


Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
Yeah, lets get the FBI involved...

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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Jimmymac03 said:
You serious?
yeah, they said they think locals know that something is up with the place and wouldn't help them. They literally got doors slammed in their faces while they were asking to call 911.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @twisty_m said:
Are you friends legitimately alright? Are they hurt in anyway? Have they given up the trail for right now?
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
He fed my one friend lamp oil that really f***ed him up, but he's ok now. They're just trying to make something happen in terms of an investigation.
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Phlat_Brim_Kid said:
Cant tell if this is joke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
Or if your being for real? It seems like a movie plot? and u are kinda a joker?

I really hope u are, cuz thats some real f***'d up shit if not! I really hope that if this istn nans your freinds are safe now.

Also if local police arent willing to accept thayer story maybe call federal or state authorities
Yeah I'm serious. Really I wouldn't post anything about, but I was wondering if anyone had hiked through or lived in that area and heard about if its common for people to go missing or be assaulted up there. I tried researching the place, but I couldn't find anything.

My friends are kind of wild trail people, so they don't seem like the most credible people if they're talking to a suit, but if there was a pattern of things happening there, it would be more likely that they could get a DA or somebody to look into it.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.
You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
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easywind111 Permalink
easywind111 This is why I always hike with a razor sharp samurai sword.
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twisty_m Permalink
twisty_m @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@twisty_m said:
Are you friends legitimately alright? Are they hurt in anyway? Have they given up the trail for right now?
Too many questions, I know. That shit is F-ck-d up beyond comprehension dude, and I'm very sorry your friends had to endure this. I'm also glad to hear you didn't loose any friends as a result of some twisted game played in that area.
He fed my one friend lamp oil that really f***ed him up, but he's ok now. They're just trying to make something happen in terms of an investigation.
I hope somebody listens to them so this doesn't happen to others. That shit's cray. I feel as though I've been reading a fair amount of threads here the last few days that just makes me shake my head in dismay; Nothing quite like this incident with your friends.

Lamp oil... Honestly, are people that bored and insane? That is not a very nice hobby to have.
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Palmer Permalink
Palmer This is beyond horrific. PA is a weird state, we have tons of hillbillies and inbred individuals in my neck of Pa as well. You should contact someone, the press if the police is not getting involved with this case. The local police are a joke, they seem to squash things before they go public. I hope that you and your friends can get things going through a green roots process if anything and put the heat under the asses of the local cops that seem to think attempted murder is a joke.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Palmer said:
This is beyond horrific. PA is a weird state, we have tons of hillbillies and inbred individuals in my neck of Pa as well. You should contact someone, the press if the police is not getting involved with this case. The local police are a joke, they seem to squash things before they go public. I hope that you and your friends can get things going through a green roots process if anything and put the heat under the asses of the local cops that seem to think attempted murder is a joke.
Its a small town, so the cops knew the guys, they took their word over the two trail crazies with the 24 inch beards.
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Palmer Permalink
Palmer Sadly thats the typical hayseed town justice for a serious situation like this, do nothing. a weird situation occured a while back in my hometown of Glens Falls, NY. A man was murdered apparently and left on the railroad tracks behind a locally owned bar. Time passed and apparently that they said the guy just wondered off and died from drinking way to much. I went to college and years later talked to this guy, making a long story short he was best friends with the guy who was killed. It was an awkward moment for sure.
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.
You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker Yeah, sorry about the downer thread, I'm just trying to process the whole situation as I'm trying to help them make effective contact with the authorities up there. The good news is they made it out fine other than being a little shook up. I feel bad for them, they were having such an amazing time on the trail and to have it end like this just makes me want to explode. This world has got to change at some point, or the whole damn thing is going to come crashing down.
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MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan You got a perdy mouth boy
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Palmer Permalink
Palmer We can't allow a few inbred, uneducated idiots in small towns seek and distroy our voyage to celebrate life. Some of the best moments of my late teens and early 20's were traveling. via bus, train etc... just have to keep a clear sense that not everyone is trustworthy. MY 2 cents bro.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.
You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.
You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself.
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me_no_are_no_nice_guy Permalink
me_no_are_no_nice_guy @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking.
You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.
You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself.
No. You're gonna get someone killed. It's not fair to them, or their families.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @me_no_are_no_nice_guy said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said: "@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: "@me_no_are_no_nice_guy said: "I'm shocked that anything bad happened to someone hitchhiking."

You're right, but these guys have hitched literally hundreds of times with no problem. I don't mean to scare anyone away from it, but it just goes to show that you've got to protect yourself out there.
"

You SHOULD scare people away from it. Hitchhiking is dangerous business.
"

You SHOULD keep your shitty opinions to yourself.
"

No. You're gonna get someone killed. It's not fair to them, or their families.
"

Under what circumstances would any person base their decision on whether or not to hitchhike on what I have to say? What am I, f***ing mother goose of the internet? I made a thread about a total worst case scenario, is that not enough? Am I supposed to sit here and lecture a bunch of adults on the dangers of hitchhiking?

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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 Mother goose of the internet FTW!
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @me_no_are_no_nice_guy said:
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27807018.jpg
why thank you. it was excillerating. I feel like a new woman. I'll recommend you to all of the wives on the block.
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nematode Permalink
nematode Often times on the trail local authorities either won't do anything (like in your friends case) or simply can't; those type of areas are pretty wild and even police aren't able to do or keep track of much. Also, hitchhiking is a pretty common for backpackers to do, especially around the AT. Hell I've done it twice, met some nice locals that were happy to give us a ride down the road. Unfortunately not everyone is this lucky, as seen tonight.
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kingskunk45 Permalink
kingskunk45 i sent you a PM,. but if you know anyone who needs a little trasil magic while hiking thru Michaux state forest. PLEASE let uys know. we live 10 minutes from the trail , we love phish, and we would be more than happy to share our home, ect with anyone in need
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IntoYesterday Permalink
Crazy hillbillies are scary. With what I do for a living I constantly deal with hard ass rednecks, some pirates, and a fair mix of sociopaths and psychopaths, but there's something so disturbing about murdery rapey white trash looking to hunt people in the woods.

Also, if I ever write a book that might be the title. Is that too long?
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Sprachtor Permalink
Sprachtor Two things--

1. There as some weird mofo's on this board.
2. Everyone knows you hike the trail you bring a piece.
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spacecoyote Permalink
spacecoyote Tell your friends to alert the local media, national outdoor publications, and the ATC.

Like, now.

As for the peanut gallery - some of you have some soul searching to do. Or up your meds, change the dosage, something.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @Sprachtor said:
Two things--

1. There as some weird mofo's on this board.
2. Everyone knows you hike the trail you bring a piece.
Funny you mention it, we actually talked my one friend out of bringing a gun. He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @johnnyd said:
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
...just for being hippies?
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spencur6 Permalink
spencur6 @johnnyd said:
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
Whoa. Pulp Fiction...lol but seriously whoa.
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johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@johnnyd said:
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
...just for being hippies?
As far as we could tell, yeah. And, we were kinda hippies, but not horrendous - not like w00kin out having a drum circle or smoking a bowl in his parking lot. Just actually, like, buying a lot of vegetables. No idea what set them off. It was clear the main antagonist had an IQ < 80 or so. His opening and go-to line was (and there is no way I can recreate this accent in print, just think menacing, nearly retarded northern redneck) "Thiisss is miiiinnneeee. I oowwwn aaaaahhhhllllllllll this..." And we're like, "Ok. Yeah, its um very nice. Thanks." And it went downhill from there.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @johnnyd said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
@johnnyd said:
That is fuctup, glad your friends are ok.
We got pennsyltucky'd hard in 97 on the way from Deer Creek back to Limestone.
Stopped at a farmstand, ended up with guns pointed at us, threatened to shoot our dog then kill us.
They had a gimp. I shit you not.
...just for being hippies?
As far as we could tell, yeah. And, we were kinda hippies, but not horrendous - not like w00kin out having a drum circle or smoking a bowl in his parking lot. Just actually, like, buying a lot of vegetables. No idea what set them off. It was clear the main antagonist had an IQ < 80 or so. His opening and go-to line was (and there is no way I can recreate this accent in print, just think menacing, nearly retarded northern redneck) "Thiisss is miiiinnneeee. I oowwwn aaaaahhhhllllllllll this..." And we're like, "Ok. Yeah, its um very nice. Thanks." And it went downhill from there.
Haha typical uberhick.... brimming with self-importance
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cactoid Permalink
cactoid @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.
dunno why but I lol'd at this
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Boogie_On_Roggae_Woman Permalink
Yikes, scary stuff! Never been in those parts of PA, but always assumed that some out there don't tske too kindly to outsiders. Hope your friends are doing alright, and I definitely second going to the media if the local authorities won't do anything.
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the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker @cactoid said:
@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:
He's the type of dude that blows his own hand off.
dunno why but I lol'd at this
Haha its true, this kids got so many crazy stories. He jumped off of a fishing pier in folly beach SC and got cut to ribbons by the barnacles. He had to be rescued from a 30 ft deep ditch in brazil because he went wandering through the rainforest shitfaced, he was there for almost 2 whole days before he was found. He turned himself in to Richmond police for a hit and run that he didn't commit because he was so drunk he thought he sideswiped a car. The cops told him there was no evidence so there was no crime so he got off, despite (retardedly) confessing to drunk driving that night. He still doesn't know what he hit. He used to get f***ed up on a combination of ghb cocaine and acid, dress up in this giant filthy bird costume that he found in lying on a sewer grate, and hand out jolly ranchers to panhandlers. The bums, who usually took advantage of him, would flee in horror when the bird suit came out. He wouldn't leave them alone. I can go on and on about this dude, he's waaaaaayyyyy out there.
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