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is he really a myth?has there been sighting?
is his head bigger then a balloon?or just filled with gas
is joonze really just an AI
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Does the government weaponize his post egg casserole "end breathings" and provide them to oppressive regime battling rebels?
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I think @joonze is nicer than everyone on .net thinks. How's that for a conspiracy? Go ahead, prove me wrong! 
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I have some grainy footage of a very hairy Joonze walking at night in the distance through the backwoods while camping at Watkins Glen.
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Here is the truth to the Joonze conspiracies.
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@Euclid said: Here is the truth to the Joonze conspiracies.if i didnt see the reflection.. i too would be a non believer..
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@ProfJibboo said: I have some grainy footage of a very hairy Joonze walking at night in the distance through the backwoods while camping at Watkins Glen.
scary wasnt it...
i saw it here on .net, but that was my brother just trying to get us a burger
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scary thing about this was we were looking for
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and got
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Hey Joonze I got us some burgers! Took a little awhile, had to cut through the woods to get em
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@OG_Pinecones said: Hey Joonze I got us some burgers! Took a little awhile, had to cut through the woods to get emif i wasnt so intoxicated i would believe you...but im drunk, pissed off at work(because they keep calling me) , and hate santa..
otherwise... im good....i can just imagine where im going with this now...
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@joonze said: im drunk, pissed off at work(because they keep calling me) , and hate santa..I think that @joonze doth protest too much.
Have you ever seen @joonze and Santa Claus in the same place at the same time?
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
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@kipmat said: I think @joonze is nicer than everyone on .net thinks. How's that for a conspiracy? Go ahead, prove me wrong!that is way cool that you said that...i needed an ego boost...and yup, i try to be positive and sportive all the time...
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@TheEmu said: @joonze said:Love ya brotha @emu!im drunk, pissed off at work(because they keep calling me) , and hate santa..I think that @joonze doth protest too much.
Have you ever seen @joonze and Santa Claus in the same place at the same time?
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
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@kipmat said: I think @joonze is nicer than everyone on .net thinks. How's that for a conspiracy? Go ahead, prove me wrong!I'm going to second this one! No one has said sweeter things (to me) and has made me think: "holy shit, this guy is just like me..." e.g.: never known or read about someone who lives off the kindness of found weed like I do. Who doesn't keep track of it well enough to be able to do that? Me. ... and @joonze
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@joonze is actually mike gordon pretending to be some other guy from jersey but hes really just watching and taking notes on what us "phans are talking about and critqueing the band on"
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you are all awesome...
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I'm rich with attention...that, I can pay. I'm listening. 
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Does he return his empties and take the money, or buy more beer?
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There was never an Archie Bunker, @joonze was the real star of All in The Family but couldn't take the fame.
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@Harrynuggs said: Does hereturn his empties and take the money, or buy more beer?i thing he trades for poke' cards, then trades them for moonshine in Kentucky..
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@DanceTheJig728 said: There was never an Archie Bunker, @joonze was the real star of All in The Family but couldn't take the fame.you are awesome :}>
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It's a myth that @joonze brews his own beer, until I try it myself
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@joonze is an upstanding citizen that has actually never drank a drop of liquor in his life. He is also a she