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is Santa Real?

joonze Permalink
joonze how do you keep the faith?

for the past 4 year my neighbors have tried to tell my son he was not real..
I tell my son he is in the heart, and will come to our house if you believe...

do u believe?
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TheEmperorJoker Permalink
TheEmperorJoker Santa is real. He's Fishman's dad.
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Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 @joonze said:
for the past 4 year my neighbors have tried to tell my son he was not real.
That is f***ed up. It isn't their place to say shit to you kid. Also, of course he is real.

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TheEmperorJoker Permalink
TheEmperorJoker He also played John Hammond in Jurassic Park
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careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Mr miller family Christmas tradition:

11/21/1897 New York Sun

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

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Skiguy Permalink
Skiguy Yes I just smoked a fatty with him last night!
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julesmac Permalink
julesmac @joonze said:
how do you keep the faith?

for the past 4 year my neighbors have tried to tell my son he was not real..
I tell my son he is in the heart, and will come to our house if you believe...

do u believe?
d'oh :)

i highly recommend watching the movie "Prancer" with your son to repair the damage...

someone at @granddaughtermac's school just blew this for her (she's 8.5 years old), so we're fighting to protect @grandsonmac (he's 4.5 years old)...

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my former nephew still believed until 13, and he lived in a houseful of bikers and felons (not dissing them, but true)...
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crickjaw Permalink
Really? This is even a question?

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cupuscakus Permalink
cupuscakus Santa is real... he exists in everyone of us. He is the Christmas Spirit. That feeling you get when you give away presents and love to all of those people in your life who deserve it? That's Santa.
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relax_ Permalink
relax_ I was first told the truth as a lie:

After being teased by my big brother about my belief in Santa (age 7 or so), I asked my great-grandmother if Santa was 'real'. She said "yeah, he was real...but he died in ~1967".

I forgot all about that memory until this thread. I wonder to whom she was referring...
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