What was the first thing you said upon waking today

careful_w_that_axe_Miller 12/17/12 5:27 am

No text

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ivy_light 12/17/12 5:44 am

"I gotta pee."

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Phlat_Brim_Kid 12/17/12 6:08 am

god dammit!

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_________________________ 12/17/12 6:30 am

"new job, wooh"

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Kurtzboy 12/17/12 6:36 am

.....shit.

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lacesoutmike 12/17/12 6:48 am

Fuck. Two finals today.

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maybe_not 12/17/12 6:52 am

Thank god pt is back

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Drgordy 12/17/12 7:04 am

It's f***ing cold in here

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spacecoyote 12/17/12 7:13 am

Babe, wake up.

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johnnyd

12/17/12 7:19 am

Which time? The first 3 was "stupid cat" (knocking shit over, meowing to go out, meowing to come back in.

The last time was "Gotta shovel this morning..."

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birmy 12/17/12 7:32 am

The math. Ah not enough time, coffee

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WordsFromASong 12/17/12 7:46 am

Oh, I didn't know that was you

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York_Durden 12/17/12 7:51 am

Get out and don't call me

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n00b100 12/17/12 7:52 am

3:30 AM???!?

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mmetch 12/17/12 8:26 am

I still haven't said anything yet.

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spencur6 12/17/12 8:29 am

Well time for finals.

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Recursivevirus 12/17/12 8:30 am

"Good morning" to my 5 yo son. Crazy I know.

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twisty_m 12/17/12 8:32 am

^Not crazy. I said, "Good Morning" to my 8 year old son. Didn't have time to talk to myself today.

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whitechocolatethunder 12/17/12 8:32 am

I don't want to go to work today

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batshitcrazy 12/17/12 8:35 am

~Love~

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GhostBuster 12/17/12 8:49 am

Om

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missblue75 12/17/12 8:53 am

I don't think I said real words. May have been something like: Mmmeerrrrrruuuug.. then to the cats...mooomoomooov....
Then things may have clarified to: shit, what th, you tryin to kill me...fuzzy fckr.

Then as i left late it was :shitshitshitshit...

Don't think I've spoken since.

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Jimmymac03 12/17/12 8:59 am

@johnnyd said:

Which time? The first 3 was "stupid cat" (knocking shit over, meowing to go out, meowing to come back in.

Dude me too. The cat was banging on the bedroom door meowing and meowing. Woke me a few times before I finally got up and gave the fat bastard some food.

My dogs rule. They like sleeping in as much as I do.

edit: mind you this is just after 5am so it wasn't like he was being neglected.

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theesloth 12/17/12 9:07 am

that was a weird f***ing dream....

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cMags13 12/17/12 9:09 am

I haven't spoken yet today.

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jahnun 12/17/12 9:20 am

It's f***ing early

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dave25 12/17/12 9:52 am

Nothing yet but in my head I was just thinking what a long day it's going to be. Also thought about a certain someone upon waking up

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the_Crested_Hogchoker 12/17/12 9:53 am

"Ah What the f***?"

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bostonron 12/17/12 9:54 am

"Hi baby" speaking to my cat as she begged for food. Other then that, I haven't said anything.

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BigPimpinNYC 12/17/12 9:59 am

Thank you to the register girl where I got my gatorade.

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chris200w 12/17/12 10:28 am

I said "Hi" to my neighbor as we were scraping ice off our cars. But there's been plenty of internal monologue before, during, and after that.

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Looks2Much 12/17/12 10:31 am

:fart:

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Phireonthemountain 12/17/12 10:44 am

time to suck today's dick

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Freekapaug 12/17/12 11:00 am

did I just dream I was backstage playing chalkdust on an acoustic guitar?

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relax_ 12/17/12 11:01 am

"ahh, f***"

I heard the backwards gulping sound of my cat about to puke.

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phisher131 12/17/12 1:24 pm

Thank you God

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dave25 12/17/12 2:02 pm

First thing i said was "what the f***" to my buddy when we were in class and i got picked to give my power point presentation first out of 28 kids

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crickjaw 12/17/12 2:11 pm

Woke up this morning
I looked 'round for my shoes.
You know I had those mean old
walking blues.

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YorkvilleBeerLover 12/17/12 2:13 pm

f*** rain

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cupuscakus 12/17/12 2:21 pm

"Here, drink this" -- to my son who is sick and needed medicine.

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chris200w 12/17/12 2:25 pm

@dave25 said:

First thing i said was "what the f***" to my buddy when we were in class and i got picked to give my power point presentation first out of 28 kids

Presenting first is the way to go. Once it's over you can kick back and watch the other presentations without that weight on your shoulders.

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dave25 12/17/12 2:31 pm

@chris200w said:

@dave25 said:
First thing i said was "what the f***" to my buddy when we were in class and i got picked to give my power point presentation first out of 28 kids
Presenting first is the way to go. Once it's over you can kick back and watch the other presentations without that weight on your shoulders.

I didnt have any objections, just my dumb luck that made me say wtf... After said presentation I was tempted to put my feet up on the table and take a nap but that might have been frowned upon

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DanceTheJig728 12/17/12 2:46 pm

How can I live my life to the fullest today and be as happy as possible?

I think that's what I'll be saying every morning for a while now, no matter what my day holds in store for me.

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jerryguscia 12/17/12 2:49 pm

"HEY KIDS! It's the Makisupa policeman...shit."

Also, I told myself,"I can wake up in 30 minutes", that was 2 hours ago and I still haven't called my friend about the concert tonight...

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meanpete 12/17/12 10:01 pm

that game last night sucked

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Louisville_Jason 12/17/12 11:01 pm