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Ocean, pool, hottub, bathtub, shower, etc. all qualify.
I was in a hottub when I was 9 or so. Amazingly huge dump, was in there with my cousin and I didn't tell him, I waited until he saw it pop up. It was a massive log. Ended up flinging it into the pricker bushes next to the hottub and it hung there and dried in the sun. It was there for at least a year and I often returned to the scene of the crime and re-lived the moment, like a serial killer. Very special memory and we bring it up every year during the holidays. AquaDumps like that bring families together.
Happy Holidays .net.
I was in a hottub when I was 9 or so. Amazingly huge dump, was in there with my cousin and I didn't tell him, I waited until he saw it pop up. It was a massive log. Ended up flinging it into the pricker bushes next to the hottub and it hung there and dried in the sun. It was there for at least a year and I often returned to the scene of the crime and re-lived the moment, like a serial killer. Very special memory and we bring it up every year during the holidays. AquaDumps like that bring families together.
Happy Holidays .net.
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Phrisky is WAY frisky today...holy shit...like literally, holy shit. you make a trip to your doo doo mecca every year?
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@Super_Sash said:
Phrisky is WAY frisky today...holy shit...like literally, holy shit. you make a trip to your doo doo mecca every year?Unfortunately my grandmother just sold the house. I can't say for sure that I won't trespass and leave a candle.
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Once when i was a kid my family was on vacation at the beach. I was playing on the beach when i felt the urge to doo doo. The beach bathrooms were always kinda gross and further more i didn't want to stop playing to go poop. I figured i would just hold it till we left the beach and got back to the condo. Well as the hours went by the feeling got worse and worse and i couldn't hold the shit in any longer. I was standing out in the ocean and the doo doo literally forced its way out of me. I was in fairly shallow water and there were women and children all around me. I didn't think it was safe for them to all be swimming in my feces, so my plan was to throw the turds further out. Luckily for me it was a really solid dump and i was able throw it safely to deeper water without anyone noticing. I too payed homage to my massive aqua dump every year when i go to the ocean.
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I went to Toronto with my dad and two uncles when I was about 9. He didn't realize that my mom's temper was the only thing that kept me under control back then. Long story short it all came to a head in a fancy restaurant (obviously) with me making pig noises as loud as I could make them, while shouting "EAT THE BLOODY POOP" in a british accent at the group english tourists at the table next to us. My dad and uncles were simultaneously laughing and yelling at me, so I knew they were powerless. They eventually got too drunk lost me in the city, but I found my way back to the hotel. When I got back, on the elevator, I was standing next to a bell hop with a big silver platter on a cart. He pressed five. I farted on him. He got off on the second floor.
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: I went to Toronto with my dad and two uncles when I was about 9. He didn't realize that my mom's temper was the only thing that kept me under control back then. Long story short it all came to a head in a fancy restaurant (obviously) with me making pig noises as loud as I could make them, while shouting "EAT THE BLOODY POOP" in a british accent at the group english tourists at the table next to us. My dad and uncles were simultaneously laughing and yelling at me, so I knew they were powerless. They eventually got too drunk lost me in the city, but I found my way back to the hotel. When I got back, on the elevator, I was standing next to a bell hop with a big silver platter on a cart. He pressed five. I farted on him. He got off on the second floor.Hogchoker'd
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@The_Mollusk said: @the_Crested_Hogchoker said:I can choke the best of 'em.I went to Toronto with my dad and two uncles when I was about 9. He didn't realize that my mom's temper was the only thing that kept me under control back then. Long story short it all came to a head in a fancy restaurant (obviously) with me making pig noises as loud as I could make them, while shouting "EAT THE BLOODY POOP" in a british accent at the group english tourists at the table next to us. My dad and uncles were simultaneously laughing and yelling at me, so I knew they were powerless. They eventually got too drunk lost me in the city, but I found my way back to the hotel. When I got back, on the elevator, I was standing next to a bell hop with a big silver platter on a cart. He pressed five. I farted on him. He got off on the second floor.Hogchoker'd
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Never had one but I thought this was a band name
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