anyway,, was shavin' the neck in the mirror and thinking about Frank Zappa and it hit me,,,
the album Sheik Yerbouti, is pronounced 'shake your booty' DOH! i'm slow on some things.
so i remembered when i was a kid and thought that song, You Spin Me Round (Like a Record),
was saying , " you spin me right round, like a rabbit"
I'd sing it and i think my mom finally asked if i knew in was record, not rabbit.
LOL while shaving, dangerous!
When I first heard Golgi Apparatus on some tape I thought Trey was saying "I saw you with a jigsaw in your hand." I know I have others...
playing 'reba' from my boombox while cooking behind the line. gay waiter walks by and looks at me all offended and asks what the hell kind of homophobic music i'm listening to.
me, "What?"
him, " something about faggot and selling him to a butcher?"
me, " NO, no, no" hits rewind and tries to explain Phish
And if the second verse of "Where the Streets Have No Name" doesn't say I see the toaster disappear without a trace, I don't know what else it could say.
I'll jizz on your family burger. Jezmund the family berzerker. lol
Thank you for making my laugh out loud
@BernardShakey said:Haha no problem. That's a terrible thing to do to a families burger.lolI'll jizz on your family burger. Jezmund the family berzerker. lol
Thank you for making my laugh out loud
"When Quinn the Eskimo gets here all the bitches gonna run to him!"
"I hear the high-pitched cavitation
Of a palace full of farts."
Of a palace full of farts."
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