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Wook Haikus

IntoYesterday Permalink
Who got my extra?
Crystals, dank, mahldog for trade
Will you take twenty?
Score: 1

IntoYesterday Permalink
Hey there officer
Brah I don't have any drugs
QP under hood
Score: 3

IntoYesterday Permalink
Wook holiday chear
Headies, liquid, and dank beer
Searching for wookette
Score: 3

JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya Ice Cold Sammy Smiths!
My dog is in the hot car
Can you spare some change?
Score: 2

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 Had to cut my dreads
Moving day at the circus
Sad displaced tenants

Score: 1

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 Goo balls, shrooms, tabs, tanks
I can't find my car again
Slept in someone's van

::nekid::
Score: 3

mattsox94 Permalink
mattsox94 Dreadlocked head of hair
Hetty liquid being drunk
Where is my lady?
Score: 0

JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya This set is killer
I took a poop in your tent
Buy this marble brah

I suck at these
Score: 5

splitopenandmelted Permalink
splitopenandmelted Trades for your extra?
Oh really, what do ya got?
A didgeridoo.
Score: 4

SharonIndagroove Permalink
SharonIndagroove grime encrusted face.
dreadlocks tattered and beaten.
test before you buy.
Score: 1

JayDubya Permalink
JayDubya @splitopenandmelted said:
Trades for your extra?
Oh really, what do ya got?
A didgeridoo.
I lol'd
Score: 0

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 Road trips in summer
My dog smells better than me
Rest stop sink bath, yo
Score: 1

IntoYesterday Permalink
Why people staring?
Venue parking lot wook birth
Child for your extra
Score: 5

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 Sweetwater Texas
Arrested for possession
Fck Sweetwater, yo
Score: 2

IntoYesterday Permalink
One for three dollars
Two for five, best I can do
Help me feed my dog
Score: 4

IntoYesterday Permalink
NYE chad fest
Buncha preppy douche nozzles
Phish, come to Cali
Score: 2

the_Crested_Hogchoker Permalink
the_Crested_Hogchoker My buzz is dying.
Can we please turn off String cheese?
the jams go nowhere.
Score: 2

mario4prez Permalink
mario4prez my dog's name is dog
pet him, hes very chill dude
...i got "opium"
Score: 3

Palmer Permalink
Palmer Wook and Hipster conversation:

Wook- Yo, I was so tour brah. thirteen dates, 2 tickets.
Hipster- I liked Phish back in the Farmhouse years, before they were so mainstream.
Wook- You gonna buy some goods or talk through lot yo?
Hipster- (tugs skinny jeans and rolls eyes).
Score: 1

IntoYesterday Permalink
My New Years Eve plan?
Sneaking into MSG
Gonna crash Floor West
Score: 1

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 my hands reek of bong
fat, thick, wet, tar ball resin
aphrodisiac
Score: 1

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 my drunk ass is drunk
I came up with this awesome
Haiku about wooks
Score: 1

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 i forgot some shit
I was waiting for the end
just awhile ago?
Score: 0

careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Eighteen minutes since
The Last post; and it was me.
Talking to lil elves.
Score: 2

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 I'm still here Miller
We can chat in haiku form
you on west coast still?
Score: 1

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 It's almost 2 here
I used to rage all night long
I've been old'd, yo
Score: 0

careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller Yep on west coast still
Trying to enjoy myself
I really miss snow

You celebrating
The winter solstice drinking
Heavily alone?
Score: 1

careful_w_that_axe_Miller Permalink
careful_w_that_axe_Miller @missblue75 said:
It's almost 2 here
I used to rage all night long
I've been old'd, yo
I definately
agree, sleep is a must now;
Never cared before.

There are Benefits
In getting old I suppose,
but not that many

Score: 2

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 celebration, yo
my whole way now is alone
i celebrate me
Score: 0

IntoYesterday Permalink
Deemsters for breakfast
Veggie burrito for lunch
A day in the life
Score: 1

Skiguy Permalink
Skiguy Why brush my hair
Got beads in there
Pet lice don't care
Score: 2

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 @Skiguy said:
Why brush my hair
Got beads in there
Pet lice don't care
5-7-5 yo
Haiku has form to follow
you're doing it wrong

:)
Score: 1

Raible Permalink
Raible Showers far away
This mud puddle beckons me
I shall bathe in it
Score: 1

_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ every time I see this thread, I get excited because I think the w00ks are going on hiatus
Score: 5

benevolution Permalink
benevolution veggie burritos
American Spirit lights
showers when it rains
Score: 1

IntoYesterday Permalink
Have an idea
We can sleep in that bathroom
Hitchhike to next show
Score: 0

IntoYesterday Permalink
Bummer, got wook flu
The cure? Cliff bar, cold green tea
Hey thanks again Trey
Score: 0

TheEmu Phish.net Staff Permalink
TheEmu Merry Christmas, friends.
I hope you have a great day.
This has been a bump.
Score: 2

IntoYesterday Permalink
Need a miracle
Some kickdowns for a kynd phriend
And some good vibes brah
Score: 0

Peezy Permalink
Peezy ice cold nuggets! ICE....cold nuggets!!
Score: 0

cactoid Permalink
cactoid No time for sleeping
The Dalai Dalai Lama
Needs gold bond powder
Score: 0

RovingReporter Permalink
RovingReporter Phish is a band
Bieber bubbles bud
go f*** yourself
Score: 0

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