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Sprachtor Permalink
Sprachtor You guys got this all wrong. Males fall into the weed whore category just as frequently.

Score: 4

KimboSlice Permalink
KimboSlice @YorkvilleBeerLover said:
@missblue75 said:
@YorkvilleBeerLover said:
I'll give any chick anything they need anytime! I try to smoke them out so hard they nod out.
Where were you? ;) I don't think I ran into you but for a moment at the meet up.

::files it away under sugar daddy::
My bad I was flying high all 3 nights. Make sure to connect next time - I like the idea of being a sugar daddy.

If I could get a jacket like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmroJ2WnCSk
Hey mike. I'm currently taking applications for sugar daddy's in the tri-state area ;)
Score: 1

johnnyd Phish.net Staff Permalink
johnnyd @DanceTheJig728 said:
I like to share my weed with everyone around me at shows, does that make me a weed whore?
I think that makes you a weed slut.
You be givin that shit out to all the graffiti guys and girls.
Score: 7

Slothberries Permalink
Slothberries guys and girls both do it. A guy in AC this summer did it to me and Axilla. He even had a lame story about how the airline lost his luggage, blah blah blah.

I cant believe @choda's comment was taken as sexist. all because of two words. "weed whore". Im sure you understood what he was implying, and it certainly wasnt his desire to be compensated by a bj. you just chose to spark a sex war by focusing on two insignificant words.
Score: 5

Grey_beard Permalink
If I am smoking in public, for all to see, I am ready to share. If I don't have enough to share then I'll go with a sneak-a-toke. If I'm at a show and I want a toke I've been known to ask. It's never been a problem.
Score: 0

the_Landlady Permalink
the_Landlady @Slothberries said:
guys and girls both do it. A guy in AC this summer did it to me and Axilla. He even had a lame story about how the airline lost his luggage, blah blah blah.

I cant believe @choda's comment was taken as sexist. all because of two words. "weed whore". Im sure you understood what he was implying, and it certainly wasnt his desire to be compensated by a bj. you just chose to spark a sex war by focusing on two insignificant words.
Speaking only for myself, I never thought or meant to imply that I thought he wanted to be compensated by a bj or any other sexual favor. It's not even necessarily the wording, "weed whore," although that makes it worse. What makes it sexist is that OP assumes the ladies owed him something in return, like their continuing company, and intended to take advantage of him by not giving him anything. If guys had done the same thing, OP probably wouldn't have expected them to stick around, and wouldn't have been upset and made a thread implying that they are shitty people.
Score: 5

YorkvilleBeerLover Permalink
YorkvilleBeerLover @KimboSlice said:
@YorkvilleBeerLover said:
@missblue75 said:
@YorkvilleBeerLover said:
I'll give any chick anything they need anytime! I try to smoke them out so hard they nod out.
Where were you? ;) I don't think I ran into you but for a moment at the meet up.

::files it away under sugar daddy::
My bad I was flying high all 3 nights. Make sure to connect next time - I like the idea of being a sugar daddy.

If I could get a jacket like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmroJ2WnCSk
Hey mike. I'm currently taking applications for sugar daddy's in the tri-state area ;)
Application noted - I mean I'd like to surround myself with nothing but ladies next show. God I think I've had my first Phish Fantasy. Me and 13 .Net ladies getting down - smoking up, care-free living! Let's make this happen! I'd like to wear a robe or tunic of some kind - hopeing you all would do the same?! :)
Score: 4

Slothberries Permalink
Slothberries @the_Landlady said:
@Slothberries said:
guys and girls both do it. A guy in AC this summer did it to me and Axilla. He even had a lame story about how the airline lost his luggage, blah blah blah.

I cant believe @choda's comment was taken as sexist. all because of two words. "weed whore". Im sure you understood what he was implying, and it certainly wasnt his desire to be compensated by a bj. you just chose to spark a sex war by focusing on two insignificant words.
Speaking only for myself, I never thought or meant to imply that I thought he wanted to be compensated by a bj or any other sexual favor. It's not even necessarily the wording, "weed whore," although that makes it worse. What makes it sexist is that OP assumes the ladies owed him something in return, like their continuing company, and intended to take advantage of him by not giving him anything. If guys had done the same thing, OP probably wouldn't have expected them to stick around, and wouldn't have been upset and made a thread implying that they are shitty people.
I ask this question without a trace of sarcasm....how do you know what he was "assuming"? I didnt hear him say that he "wished they would have stayed" or that "they owed him something". on the contrary, he opened the post by saying that "This scene is about sharing and caring". That doesnt sound like a guy that is expecting something in return for his smoke.

I think youre reaching a bit AND making a lot of assumptions of your own.....no offense. but there wasnt a hint of sexism in chodas opening post.

Score: 5

the_Landlady Permalink
the_Landlady @Slothberries said:
@the_Landlady said:
@Slothberries said:
guys and girls both do it. A guy in AC this summer did it to me and Axilla. He even had a lame story about how the airline lost his luggage, blah blah blah.

I cant believe @choda's comment was taken as sexist. all because of two words. "weed whore". Im sure you understood what he was implying, and it certainly wasnt his desire to be compensated by a bj. you just chose to spark a sex war by focusing on two insignificant words.
Speaking only for myself, I never thought or meant to imply that I thought he wanted to be compensated by a bj or any other sexual favor. It's not even necessarily the wording, "weed whore," although that makes it worse. What makes it sexist is that OP assumes the ladies owed him something in return, like their continuing company, and intended to take advantage of him by not giving him anything. If guys had done the same thing, OP probably wouldn't have expected them to stick around, and wouldn't have been upset and made a thread implying that they are shitty people.
I ask this question without a trace of sarcasm....how do you know what he was "assuming"? I didnt hear him say that he "wished they would have stayed" or that "they owed him something". on the contrary, he opened the post by saying that "This scene is about sharing and caring". That doesnt sound like a guy that is expecting something in return for his smoke.

I think youre reaching a bit AND making a lot of assumptions of your own.....no offense. but there wasnt a hint of sexism in chodas opening post.
Well, he made it clear that he was bothered by the fact that they "disappeared" as soon as the lights went down, so I thought it safe to assume that he wouldn't have been bothered and wished for them to stay. Since he called them weed whores, which is generally insulting, I assumed that he looks down on that behavior and expects something more than what they did, which was blaze, have a conversation and then leave. By opening with "this scene is about sharing and caring," I read that to mean that they did not meet his expectations of sharing and caring, because he thought that they used him.

You and I clearly interpreted OP's post very differently, as did many people in this thread. Agree to disagree.
Score: 4

TheArgus Permalink
TheArgus how does the saying go, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make my butt hurt"? I feel like that is a little short of verbaitum..oh well

anywho,



Score: 2

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 @YorkvilleBeerLover said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WbVSn0w8rg
Maybe for the Festival?
Halloween toga party?
Score: 1

Sprachtor Permalink
Sprachtor Homie # 1 Hey brah what r u up to tonight?
Homie # 2 Not much man, just gonna chill and play some gameboy
Homie # 1 Nice
Homie # 2 Do you want to come over and play gameboy with me?
Homie# 1 Not sure what I am doing yet...do you have a bag?
Homie # 2 Yeah just picked one up today
Homie #1 Yeah we should definitely chill tonight, I miss hangin with you
Score: 9

MiguelSanchez Permalink
MiguelSanchez @Sprachtor said:
Homie # 1 Hey brah what r u up to tonight? Homie # 2 Not much man, just gonna chill and play some gameboy Homie # 1 Nice Homie # 2 Do you want to come over and play gameboy with me? Homie# 1 Not sure what I am doing yet...do you have a bag? Homie # 2 Yeah just picked one up today Homie #1 Yeah we should definitely chill tonight, I miss hangin with you
been there
Score: 4

mfhgreyboy Permalink
mfhgreyboy @MiguelSanchez said:
@Sprachtor said:
Homie # 1 Hey brah what r u up to tonight? Homie # 2 Not much man, just gonna chill and play some gameboy Homie # 1 Nice Homie # 2 Do you want to come over and play gameboy with me? Homie# 1 Not sure what I am doing yet...do you have a bag? Homie # 2 Yeah just picked one up today Homie #1 Yeah we should definitely chill tonight, I miss hangin with you
been there
I know both sides of that coin.
Score: 4

Choda Permalink
Choda This while thread was meant to be light reading. I would smoke any up. Man or woman but in this case only women approached me. I am not sexist or creepy. Just got tired of seeing the same posts on here so wanted to create a little humor. If I offended you sorry. If I made you laugh awesome.

Love you all .netters....even you @prisky!

Score: 9

ProfJibboo Permalink
ProfJibboo I wish there was a weed whore section on match.com.
Score: 5

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 @ProfJibboo said:
I wish there was a weed whore section on match.com.
That's my new headline
Score: 4

birmy Permalink
birmy @missblue75 said:
@ProfJibboo said:
I wish there was a weed whore section on match.com.
That's my new headline
HAAHAH You would have to fight them off.
Score: 2

spacecoyote Permalink
spacecoyote So, if they're weed whores and you got took three nights by three different ones, what's that make you?
Score: 3

Dino_Spumoni Permalink
Dino_Spumoni Male of Female, nobody likes a scavenger.

Score: 4

mfhgreyboy Permalink
mfhgreyboy @spacecoyote said:
So, if they're weed whores and you got took three nights by three different ones, what's that make you?
kinky?
Score: 2

Drgordy Permalink
Drgordy @DanceTheJig728 said:
I like to share my weed with everyone around me at shows, does that make me a weed whore?
No, it makes you a weed pimp
Score: 2

MaybeSo_MaybeNot Permalink
MaybeSo_MaybeNot I sat in 4 different spots over 4 nights - one night with my friends, and off in my own seat on my own the last 3 nights. I got offers 3/4 nights. (Not the 29th - the people on either side were incredibly rude, and I think I technically can say I was in a 3-way with the couple next to me - yuck.) The other nights, I got talking to interesting people around me; yes they were dudes. They offered, I chose to partake. Didn't cross my mind on the initiation of conversation - it just went down that way. I don't feel like a weed whore - I just shared with people who offered while we were all having a fantastic time.
Score: 4

Choda Permalink
Choda @Slothberries said:
guys and girls both do it. A guy in AC this summer did it to me and Axilla. He even had a lame story about how the airline lost his luggage, blah blah blah.

I cant believe @choda's comment was taken as sexist. all because of two words. "weed whore". Im sure you understood what he was implying, and it certainly wasnt his desire to be compensated by a bj. you just chose to spark a sex war by focusing on two insignificant words.
You get me! When I'm at phish shows, I could care less about sex with others. I'm there to meet friends, talk life and hear my favorite band.

I just completed my 156th show and after all this time I have never gotten laid pre or post concert.
Score: 4

Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 @YorkvilleBeerLover said:
@ProfJibboo said:
@YorkvilleBeerLover said:
I'll give any chick anything they need anytime! I try to smoke them out so hard they nod out.
I feel like this post could be read to be infinitely more creepy than it was intended to imply.
And I should say likewise for dudes. I like to force them to get overly high
This is true. Mike took advantage of me at the meetup. It was awesome.
Score: 0

Jimmymac03 Permalink
Jimmymac03 @Choda said:
I just completed my 156th show and after all this time I have never gotten laid pre or post concert.
Congrats, and also, sorry.
Score: 4

Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid Yall want dome from all the dudes u puff down with too? Get over it. Start a convo that makes them stay or let them leave when u realize what they are.
Score: 3

Slothberries Permalink
Slothberries @Phlat_Brim_Kid said:
Yall want dome from all the dudes u puff down with too? Get over it. Start a convo that makes them stay or let them leave when u realize what they are.
::wants dome from dudes::
:::is kidding:::
::NTTAWTT::
Score: 4

Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid @Slothberries said:
@Phlat_Brim_Kid said:
Yall want dome from all the dudes u puff down with too? Get over it. Start a convo that makes them stay or let them leave when u realize what they are.
::wants dome from dudes:: :::is kidding::: ::NTTAWTT::
really kids crying that weed doesnt pull enuff chicks thread? weak sauce!

I see u puff'n all the guys down @slothberries!
Score: 1

GVOldTimer Permalink
@Choda said:
I just completed my 156th show and after all this time I have never gotten laid pre or post concert.
Well...In the spirit of this thread...if you're in the bay area (SF/Oak) for a show...I know where all the Ho's hangout in the Tenderlion and Mission...we can arrange some post-show-coitus (no guarantees they aren't Tranny's)
Score: 3

_________________________ Permalink
_________________________ "bro, I had five ounces in my bag, but TSA lost my bag......"

"meet me here tomorrow, I will so get you back, bro"

Don't worry about finding me, I will find you"

the moron at AC said all of these things to me. I had no problem smoking him up until he said the last statement.
Score: 2

Phlat_Brim_Kid Permalink
Phlat_Brim_Kid @Choda said:
I just completed my 156th show and after all this time I have never gotten laid pre or post concert.
yo if they ever have another rochester show ill show u where lyle ave is and the cadliac! Image
Score: 1

MomaDan Permalink
MomaDan @Sprachtor said:
Homie # 1 Hey brah what r u up to tonight?
Homie # 2 Not much man, just gonna chill and play some gameboy
Homie # 1 Nice
Homie # 2 Do you want to come over and play gameboy with me?
Homie# 1 Not sure what I am doing yet...do you have a bag?
Homie # 2 Yeah just picked one up today
Homie #1 Yeah we should definitely chill tonight, I miss hangin with you
Let me just put on some Dave Matthews first and Jack Johnson is coming up next. Look here, I found some Natty light in the fridge to drink while chillin
Score: 2

Slothberries Permalink
Slothberries @_________________________ said:
"bro, I had five ounces in my bag, but TSA lost my bag......"

"meet me here tomorrow, I will so get you back, bro"

Don't worry about finding me, I will find you"

the moron at AC said all of these things to me. I had no problem smoking him up until he said the last statement.
yup. thats the clown i was talking about earlier. such a weed whore, he was

OHHHHHH, what a weeed whoreeeeee

He Wuh-uz......
Score: 1

UncleGus Permalink
UncleGus when i was trying to score tix on ticketmaster one of the security check words that came up was "weedho".

Score: 7

walstib Permalink
walstib Weed/whores



Score: 1

ivy_light Permalink
ivy_light ::drops 8th in into thread::

:::steals everybody's mahl whilst they all make for the 8th:::

::::shares only with chicks::::

:::::profits???:::::
Score: 3

roybelly Permalink
roybelly Nobody ever asks to share with me....
Image

...seriously though......there are two kinds of weed whores..... mosquitoes and ticks.....the mosquitoes fly by and take a little.....the ticks lay in deep, push into a permanent slot next to you, and try to suckle for as long as the lights are off

I don't mind mosquitoes....it's the ticks that I can't stand
Score: 2

ddderek Permalink
ddderek @missblue75 said:
@ProfJibboo said:
I wish there was a weed whore section on match.com.
That's my new headline
Waiting for someone to make it their screen name!
Score: 0

Choda Permalink
Choda I have decided that when it comes to women, they have always used me anyway....so I'm starting a legion of men seeking Weed Whores! We'll create a utopian society based on bacon and weed.
Score: 0

missblue75 Permalink
missblue75 @Choda said:
I have decided that when it comes to women, they have always used me anyway....so I'm starting a legion of men seeking Weed Whores! We'll create a utopian society based on bacon and weed.
...so...women or...weed whores rather, would be in your society enjoying bacon and weed? Where do I sign up?
Score: 0

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