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Whenever I wear my tweed jacket, chicks ask if they can wear it in exchange for sexual favors. Guys have asked too, I tell them no, so I'm not sexist...just straight.
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Oh man - can't even begin to tell you how many ladies are rubbin up against me when I bust out the Donegal
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I was hoping this would be about guitarists who just love them some tweed blues sound through one of these:
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:walks over:::scratches arm::
"Hey, man, you got my heady corduroy? I just need it for a little bit. I'll get you back next time!"
:::scratches arm again:::
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TWEEDNot Even Once.
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Wear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.
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I was contemplating making a Tweed amps thread.
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@bostonron said: Wear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.Tweed jacket + corduroy = sexual enlightenment.
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@The_Mollusk said: @bostonron said:Wear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.Tweed jacket + corduroy vest = sexual enlightenment.
Definitely. Although my wife chopped off my head in the photo.
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@mfhgreyboy said: @The_Mollusk said:I think I just came a little. And I'm straight.@bostonron said:http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh2fk3FT0x1qhumato1_500.jpgWear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.Tweed jacket + corduroy vest = sexual enlightenment.
Definitely. Although my wife chopped off my head in the photo.
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@bostonron said: @mfhgreyboy said:You and me both...that's quite the outfit. I guess I may techincally be a tweed whore?@The_Mollusk said:I think I just came a little. And I'm straight.@bostonron said:http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh2fk3FT0x1qhumato1_500.jpgWear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.Tweed jacket + corduroy vest = sexual enlightenment.
Definitely. Although my wife chopped off my head in the photo.
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@bostonron said: @mfhgreyboy said:See, you shouldn't have said that. Now I gotta charge you.@The_Mollusk said:I think I just came a little. And I'm straight.@bostonron said:http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh2fk3FT0x1qhumato1_500.jpgWear corduroy pants and then talk to me. Nothing, I mean nothing, gets a chick hotter then some tan corduroy pants. They're panty droppers for sure.Tweed jacket + corduroy vest = sexual enlightenment.
Definitely. Although my wife chopped off my head in the photo.
/that'll be 4 sq yards of velvet, please.
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@mfhgreyboy Throws Metrocard, torn dollar bill and assorted change towards Matt. "Get saucy. Get real saucy wit it"
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@bostonron said: @mfhgreyboy Throws Metrocard, torn dollar bill and assorted change towards Matt.Accepts gladly.
"Get saucy. Get real saucy wit it"
/been on the lookout for a new ascot, this will help
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@JayDubyaNow we're talking. Tweed'd with the calabash pipe. That guy gets more than any of us ever have or ever will.
Edit: Assuming he encounters tweed whores
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If Shannon Tweed wore Tweed in the woods
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