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what are some of the funniest things you heard while at a show, on tour, at a campsite, on the road, on laht, on the beer line, or on the pisser line from any point in 2012?
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Looks at thread name.Looks at forum post.
Scratches bald head.
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lol ::: smack forehead :::
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OP fail
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on 12/29/12, I went to the bathroom as soon as Haleys Comet started up. This dude walked up to the urinal next to me, mumbling under his breath about how Haleys is his go-to piss song. Without looking at him, I tell him that I agree...its a dumb song.Turn my head.....its dumbass OP
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My brain hurts.
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New Year's Eve, as Light was winding down and before it really turns into 2001, some dude behind us exclaims, "If they play 2001 next, just smack me in the face!" (I didn't, not sure if any of his friends did.)
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@Slothberries said: on 12/29/12, I went to the bathroom as soon as Haleys Comet started up. This dude walked up to the urinal next to me, mumbling under his breath about how Haleys is his go-to piss song. Without looking at him, I tell him that I agree...its a dumb song.dude, Trey doesn't take piss breaks during sets...
Turn my head.....its dumbass OP
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"Dude, where did the last two years go...?"
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"Do you think I can get my hoola hoop in to the show? No? Ok, well, got any Molly?"
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"Monkey?! I'm a gorilla you phuqing clown!"
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"POOP DOLLA!"SBIX was just so full of humor the whole weekend by all involved.
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Not funny in the traditional sense, but:P1: Anyone have any extras?
P2: Got 2 right here!
P1: How much?
P2: Face!
P2: No thanks.
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@cjfphan21 said: Not funny in the traditional sense, but:This was happening all over the place on 12/28. f***ing degenerates...
P1: Anyone have any extras?
P2: Got 2 right here!
P1: How much?
P2: Face!
P2: No thanks.
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"terrible opener"Overheard leaving Worcester night one couldn't believe it.
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Heard on lot: "Powerade! Powerade for a hit of your balloon!"
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During the KC Starlight Tweezer jam, some dude behind us that would not shut up the entire night. "I'm just here for the jams"THEN SHUT THE FECK UP AND LISTEN TO THIS TWEEZER
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"Omar comin', yo!"
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At the Bar 17 release party, first night, Webster Hall NYC...Some kid behind me for half of the first set:
"PLASMA!"
Me:
"Hey, you wanna stop screaming in my FUKCING EAR?!"
Some kids friend a few seconds later:
"Awe, man, well he didn't have to be a dick about it..."
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Not Phish, but at bonnaroo this past year me and my friends were laying down right before Radiohead's set. Two dudes walk by us and one says to the other, "I mean, I'm not gay, but I would totally suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes." All of us just died in laughter.
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As the NYE run ends and after Page makes his speech, where he says "Does anybody know who i am? No not Tom Hanks."this girl next to me asks me "so who is that?"
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"How the hell did you end up here?" (me)"I barely remember" (spun wook)
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@dkast85 said: As the NYE run ends and after Page makes his speech, where he says "Does anybody know who i am? No not Tom Hanks."that may have been my gf, she had no clue that was page. lol
this girl next to me asks me "so who is that?"
what section were u in?
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Oswego: "Meatsticks, five dollars"
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2010 was a great year for me. I heard all of these
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Oh man, conversations with the people next to us on lot were hilarious at blossom last summer.My wife was pregnant so one of them ended up giving us a classic old school painted plastic picture frame as a gift to put in "the little one's" room. We called him Uncle Steve the rest of the time. Good times. We still have the frame somewhere around here btw.
Hit a few shows with a pregnant woman and you end up hearing some gems walking in.
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"I don't like to pee, so I just don't do it. I'm going to die from liver failure at like 29." Female phishhead, 12/30/12
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Camden 2010 N2: "Damn, that was the funkiest 2001 since 2000!"
also, a kid on lot the same night:
"Hey...guys...does anyone know where to get tickets to the show? I've never been to a Phish show before, but lately, I'm just feeling down, and someone told me I should come here...it's like...I don't even know anymore, how do I enjoy myself?" We laughed a lot about this one for the duration of the evening.
also, a kid on lot the same night:
"Hey...guys...does anyone know where to get tickets to the show? I've never been to a Phish show before, but lately, I'm just feeling down, and someone told me I should come here...it's like...I don't even know anymore, how do I enjoy myself?" We laughed a lot about this one for the duration of the evening.
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"Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!" (a la Peter Griffin)-The tunnel at SBIX day 2 after the afternoon set.
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Gorge 09' Walking up to the gate."Is this the line for the Doobie Brothers?"
Gorge 11' Our camping neighbors
"Free beans if ya boot em'"
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Free hugs and high fives
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Love 2010
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@WGphan92 said: "Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!" (a la Peter Griffin)A group dressed like those guys actually walked amongest the crowd callin out and selling butt scratchers at festival 8.
-The tunnel at SBIX day 2 after the afternoon set.
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"I've got the peanut butter who's got the dog?"Yeahhhhhhhh..
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"Hey man, I'm Mike, and that's Page's wife talking to my friend. His name is also Mike"Shit you not.
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@WGphan92 said: "Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!" (a la Peter Griffin)This was going on all throughout roo 09
-The tunnel at SBIX day 2 after the afternoon set.
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Not sure of the context, but during Nellie Kane on 12/28 a guy a few rows behind us yelled "Goddamn you Billy Crystal!". My friend and I looked at each other to make sure we both heard the same thing and then started cracking up.
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My brother has been to a few shows with me. He always says funny shit cause he is extremely straight edge and not all that fluent in the language of Pssshhhhhh. His first show was Knoxville in 2009. When Frankenstein began as the encore, he looks at me and asks, "So is this where the drummer takes off his dress?" He accompanied me to Charlotte this year as well, and walking back to the car after the show, some spunion was trying to sell him nitrous. He didn't know what they were inflated with "You want me to BUY a balloon??!?!?"
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oh, and in the spirit of 2010, an ex and I had just arrived at Walnut Creek. I was wondering and looking around when we got on the lot, she asked me what I was looking for. I told her "Shakedown Street, its the heart of the town"About 5 minutes later, she says, "Cory, there is no shakedown street around here" She had pulled out her smartphone and looked up "shakedown street" on it's GPS
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@frump said: @dkast85 said:section 110. dont think she was with a guyAs the NYE run ends and after Page makes his speech, where he says "Does anybody know who i am? No not Tom Hanks."that may have been my gf, she had no clue that was page. lol
this girl next to me asks me "so who is that?"
what section were u in?
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In honor of 2010."Wook fight!"
This was at alpine after a wook threw a bottle or tookba swing at a girl post show in lot sat night. All I know is a bottle and punches were thrown and rather than looking like a wook fight, it looked like a mahl on mahl mating ritual before the police arrived.
During this same time some passed out dude was leaning against our friends rental car, a cobalt. So our friend keeps saying "cobalt armed!" and would flash the lights and beep the horn by locking it and half-passed out dude looked like a fly trying to get away from landing on a sticky pad. Try as he might, he couldn't get away, stand, or stay vertical without the car.
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@Patwich said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FwWM7nsxd0this has to be one of the oddest videos Ive seen. wow
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@docbh said: "terrible opener"I went absolutely bonkers when Buried Alive started. I don't think I've ever enjoyed the opening of any show I've ever attended more than Buried Alive.
Overheard leaving Worcester night one couldn't believe it.
Then the reprise? Hot damn, dawg, dat's da teeeets!
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My buddy Ben from River Falls relayed this story to me @ @seth2112 via email the other day:So there I am new years eve at the garden standing in line for
beer when this very young clueless sweetheart starts talking to me.
First she hands me one of those Uno cards and says she wants me to
have it. Okay maybe I am the clueless one that doesn't know what the
Uno game is at the shows but I accepted it anyway. She tells me that
this is her 2nd show and asked how many shows I have been to. I
replied that it would be difficult for me to come up with a number of
shows but if it helps I started to see Phish in 1990. Her eyes popped
wide open and her jaw dropped! She said she was born that year! Funny
stuff. Wish you were there. Hope all is well In Ohio Can't wait till
we do it again.
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@rovingreporterI know man couldn't believe my ears. I love buried alive and think its an awesome set/show opener. Almost always leads to great things ie Worcester 98 set 2, Worcester 2012 opener.
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While I was puffing on the floor at DCU this year this girl came up infront of me and goes "Can you blow that in my face?"She declined hitting it and insisted I blow my hit in her face.
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@dkast85 said:
As the NYE run ends and after Page makes his speech, where he says "Does anybody know who i am? No not Tom Hanks."I had no idea it was Page until I read the setlist on .net...assumed it was a guy from Black Sabbath or something. Too spun
this girl next to me asks me "so who is that?"
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At Alpharetta in 2011 I went to the bathroom during Ocelot and it was pretty packed, a few minutes after I got in some dude, after seeing the number of people in the bathroom, yelled "What the f do you guys have against Ocelot?"
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