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I know people smoke a lot at shows and smoking leads to eating. I am always locked and loaded with at least 7 roast beef sandwiches when I go to a show. So I find myself at MSG last week and I am having a mid set sandwich throw-down when up creeps this tasty wookette. I always share. I got no problem sharing with dudes, chicks, goats, whatever. But this chick comes up and I let her have a bite and she just sulks away without a word. It is not that I wanted or expected something for a bite of my sandwich. She could have at least just stayed and chilled a while.
Anyway. I need a beer and a sandwhich. Who's got my hookup?
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Oh I hear that yo son. I always be makin myself late night PB and J's you know? Then my girls all like "Lemme get a bite of that" the I let her. Then she falls asleep. Then I'm all like "You serious?"
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You sell crusts for half off?
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Page? Is that you?
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Sorry to hear about your roast beef mugging got an extra Big Eye ova here if it helps.
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@careful_w_that_axe_Miller said: http://i.imgur.com/PSsPr.jpg
Hahahahaha was just thinking about those commercials a
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Ive got the buns if you have the meat?What a sandwich whore might say??
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Next time I take a bite of your sandwich, I'll be sure to stick around and chat for a while. But I'm a dude, and I'll most likely be really stoned if I'm biting your sandwich, so just let me know when it starts to get weird. I just don't want to be called a man-sandwich-whore.
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I'll gladly trade you this nice piece of drift wood for your mustard packets
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Where is @Phan83 when you need him?
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Does a hot dog count as a sandwich?
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@jimmymac03 - Did you bring your sandwich into MSG in a metal Phish lunch box with matching thermos? Because that would be awesome.
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Man I could eat roast beef for hours
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Delivery!
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@ProfJibboo said: @jimmymac03 - Did you bring your sandwich into MSG in a metal Phish lunch box with matching thermos? Because that would be awesome.Nah, I use this one:
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FWIW... I prefer pastrami.
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@Jimmymac03 that's messed up bro I could have really used a sandwich at set break.
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So make your thighs like butter, easy to spread
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@forbin1 said: Girls + roast beef Oh @JimmyMac03 you make this too easy...I just spit out my coffee... this ^^ is EXACTLY what first came to mind.
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@KimboSlice said: So make your thighs like butter, easy to spreadDo you want to be the bun, or the burger?
You can take the girl out of detroit...
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Do you use Boars Head meats and cheeses?
When you use Boars Head, the bitches always come back for more and they'll never forget to thank you.
2nd chapter of Pages handbook.
When you use Boars Head, the bitches always come back for more and they'll never forget to thank you.
2nd chapter of Pages handbook.
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@IntoYesterday said: Do you use Boars Head meats and cheeses?And here I am roasting my own beef. This must be the issue. Thank you so much! Is there one cheese that is better with the ladies? I usually go provolone. Also, do you think my use of mayonnaise might be turning them off?
When you use Boars Head, the bitches always come back for more and they'll never forget to thank you.
2nd chapter of Pages handbook.
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