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Gm netters! power outatage this morning in town so had to wiat till the power came on to make breakfast. adn it a little chilly in here this morn
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I just got caught in a Youtube parody commercial shame spiral.
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Thayer are really some very famous plays in football"the drive"
"the immaculate reception"
The catch
but nothing beats the butt fumble
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@DrPeterVenkman said: I just got caught in a Youtube parody commercial shame spiral.thats what happend to me yesterday with that action figure therapy. u should check those out kinda funny!@
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Going to be a great day today, Niners at three (hopefully with a pile of nice crispy hut wyngz) and then streaming the UM show from Brooklyn Bowl(with a completely different pile of something)!
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@DrPeterVenkman said: Going to be a great day today, Niners at three (hopefully with a pile of nice crispy hut wyngz) and then streaming the UM show from Brooklyn Bowl(with a completely different pile of something)!Niners gonna roll!
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So my 10yr old son just beat me in a round of buck hunter safari, upon winning he did what looked like a vic cruz salsa then proceeded to moomwalk out the room.Im thinking about making him stand in the corner, just to reestablish dominance?
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@Phlat_Brim_Kid said: So my 10yr old son just beat me in a round of buck hunter safari, upon winning he did what looked like a vic cruz salsa then proceeded to moomwalk out the room.That's hysterical.
Im thinking about making him stand in the corner, just to reestablish dominance?
Maxwell had himself a personal victory on Friday night. We were watching the credits for Return Of The Jedi and he giggled when he saw Bib Fortuna's name. I had said "Oh, he was Lando's co-pilot in the attack on the second Death Star."
"No, Dad, Bib Fortuna was Jabba's assistant, you know, the guy with the red eyes and those weird things coming off his head."
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Coffee, bud and Mtv
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the dominance stuff stays pretty easy when they are still crapping themselves and drinking milk.....at least you think you are in charge....but somehow I can't help feeling like my 6 month old daughter's intern.....in there with a planner book running around her....making sure everything she wants is either in her hands or in the works.....she threw her latte in my face yesterday....3 degrees off temperature....I think like 3 of her closest staff were fired over that deal
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it won't be long, and my daughter will be out collecting rent
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All these kids have done all weekend is bicker with one another, I'm completely sick of it. If they can't play nicely with one another and figure things for themselves, they will sit and do nothing.
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Good morning! Pretty excited to be child free after reading about everyone's adventures in child rearing. All I have to do today is take mr fluffy pants to get a doggie flu shotEdit: it's my nettiversary. Punch and pie in the break room
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@DrPeterVenkman said: All these kids have done all weekend is bicker with one another, I'm completely sick of it. If they can't play nicely with one another and figure things for themselves, they will sit and do nothing.maybe they would be better served if they each had a professional mediator involved....you know, some coffee and rolls.....sit down and really go over each issue 1 by 1....start by finding the consensus items and identifying the "agree to disagree" items.....narrow it down to the real points of contention and work on those 1 at a time
really make a whole weekend of it
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I'm playing Roth era Van Halen at ridiculous volumes this morning.
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@roybelly said: @DrPeterVenkman said:This two manipulators would find a way to make the most seasoned mediator side with them.All these kids have done all weekend is bicker with one another, I'm completely sick of it. If they can't play nicely with one another and figure things for themselves, they will sit and do nothing.maybe they would be better served if they each had a professional mediator involved....you know, some coffee and rolls.....sit down and really go over each issue 1 by 1....start by finding the consensus items and identifying the "agree to disagree" items.....narrow it down to the real points of contention and work on those 1 at a time
really make a whole weekend of it
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I gotta second that roth era call for this morning .....the 80's were a simpler time.....mutually assured destruction with one clear foe.....freebase re-branded as crack and selling like hot cakes.....the internet was still just the center of an actual net......jerry garcia was everyone's favorite bad santa......unscrupulous clandestine distributors were still able to hook up leaded gasoline::slight edit.....saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vics.....and his mullet was perfect
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Afternoon all on this windy day here in NYC@DrPeterVenkman Sounds like you have your hands full today...are the kids at least feeling better?
@muggleballs happy anniversary..time does fly..
::spikes the punch::
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Hi everyone.You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble.
I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time.
I love you guys.
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@missblue75 said: Hi everyone.Jolene, I hope everything is okay. Let me know if you need anything.
You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble.
I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time.
I love you guys.
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@missblue75 said: Hi everyone.vibes sent in triplicate
You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble.
I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time.
I love you guys.
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@missblue75 said: Hi everyone.Oh no, be well, all my best to you.
You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble.
I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time.
I love you guys.
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@missblue75 said: Hi everyone.Vibes.
You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble.
I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time.
I love you guys.
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I'm here for you @missblue75! Just tell me what you need. I got vibes, bail money, cake with a file, miles of desert to bury a body, $2 dildos. I got your back baby
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Thanks everyone, I appreciate 'you people' so much. ::hugs .net phuriously::
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@missblue75 said: Hi everyone. You never know how truly alone you are until you get in trouble. I need your positive vibes everyone. Just know that I really f***ed up this time. I love you guys.Its never as bad as it initailly seems, trust me ive been in alot of trouble.
Chin up gilr!
:vibes:
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@muggleballs said: I'm here for you @missblue75! Just tell me what you need. I got vibes, bail money, cake with a file, miles of desert to bury a body, $2 dildos. I got your back babyi love your $2 vibes.
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::watches $2 vibes action::
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:vibes:Chin up.
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Vibes for @missblue75I'm so sick. I'm lucky mr. Slice is willing to put up with me. Pretty sure I have bronchitis, combined withmy head feeling like a full water balloon.
@slothberries what was the miracle elixir you posted the other day
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Niners!
Get it?