really? no takers, this is pretty interesting shit. Imagine how demoralizing its going to be forsoldiers in these gender-oppressive countries to get their asses kicked by American women.

there are .net ladies?

I'm selling "I met my life partner on .Net" shirts on terr this summer.

@JayDubya said:

I'm selling "I met my life partner on .Net" shirts on terr this summer.

It should have a pic of 2 wooks rubbing sticks together.

@Jimmymac03 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@SconyMack said:

there are .net ladies?

Dude haven't you seen the personals on here? this place is vaginal blast furnace.

I believ @muggleballs is starting a Wookin' For Love program here soon.

Now taking applications! PM your picture, shakedown street business plan and a brief synopsis of your life to me or @missblue75 for screening. Any other ladies who would like to be a part of the process are welcome

Anything to add @missblue75?

We are also accepting sponsorship for Girl Terr 2013

Oh and anyone who knows anything about building a dating website/background checks &/or not getting sued when your wook doses you would also be greatly appreciated

@muggleballs said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

@the_Crested_Hogchoker said:

@SconyMack said:

there are .net ladies?

Dude haven't you seen the personals on here? this place is vaginal blast furnace.

I believ @muggleballs is starting a Wookin' For Love program here soon.

Now taking applications! PM your picture, shakedown street business plan and a brief synopsis of your life to me or @missblue75 for screening. Any other ladies who would like to be a part of the process are welcome

Anything to add @missblue75?

We are also accepting sponsorship for Girl Terr 2013

Oh and anyone who knows anything about building a dating website/background checks &/or not getting sued when your wook doses you would also be greatly appreciated

Can we get a mandatory shaves/doesn't shave checkbox on there?

@ivy_light said:

I would suggest a kissing booth for raising Girl Terr funds if it weren't for my understandable fear of contracting wook-mouth.

Ewww....

maybe we can do those kind of bachelorette party things with the penis lollipops and suck for a buck, but ours will be dosed and 143245

@missblue75 said:

going to have a hard time having any left to sell!

Yeah. We might have trouble keeping out of the inventory...

@missblue75 said:

Of course @muggleballs... all applications will be reviewed but to be seriously considered, applicants must have living arrangements beyond that of their parent's basement .

Well u just elimated 70% of .net

If u add grandmas basement 95%

@muggleballs said:

@Phlat_Brim_Kid said:

@missblue75 said: [quote]Of course @muggleballs... all applications will be reviewed but to be seriously considered, applicants must have living arrangements beyond that of their parent's basement .

Well u just elimated 70% of .net If u add grandmas basement 95%[/quote I'm willing to reconsider if it's a really sweet basement. Maybe it has a slide instead of stairs? Fireman pole?

Im always ready to consider a sweet basement...

/too far

What if your basement has a fire pole, a stripper pole and also some h3tty tapestries?

Bonus point for a bean bag chair?

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

hijack'd

@muggleballs said:

wood panel'd

Thanks for the sweet thread @the_crested_hogchoker!

...went type II pretty quick... good work people

:yells at mom to close basement door:
::goes back to installing firepole in lego firehouse::

@Jimmymac03 said:

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

in the infancy of the program, we are accepting pm's with links to said semi-nude w/ guitar collection pics...

@muggleballs said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

With or without sexy scarf?

That is all I was planning on wearing...

@Jimmymac03 said:

@muggleballs said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

With or without sexy scarf?

That is all I was planning on wearing...

I feel like we can give you your own feature page Jimmy's Jam Fest? Jimmy's Jiggles? Jiggles for Jimmy?

Needs some work

@muggleballs said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

@muggleballs said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

With or without sexy scarf?

That is all I was planning on wearing...

I feel like we can give you your own feature page Jimmy's Jam Fest? Jimmy's Jiggles? Jiggles for Jimmy?

Needs some work

Ooh, I like Jiggles for Jimmy. That sounds... jiggly...

@muggleballs genius!!! This is clearly the reason k haven't found my perfect mate yet. I should have been Asking for guys all along.

@Jimmymac03 said:

Will there be a place on the site where I can post some semi nude pics of myself with my guitar collection?

...found that one you sent my mom:



line up ladies!

@theesloth said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

What if your basement has a fire pole, a stripper pole and also some h3tty tapestries?

why have both fire pole and stripper pole? Can't one be used for both?

fire pole AND stripper pole...
good excuse to have them both occupied?
(duh)

@theesloth said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

What if your basement has a fire pole, a stripper pole and also some h3tty tapestries?

why have both fire pole and stripper pole? Can't one be used for both?

Fireman/woman strippers. Been fantasizing about those since I was 13.

@Jimmymac03 said:

@Phlat_Brim_Kid said:

@Jimmymac03 said:

@muggleballs genius!!! This is clearly the reason k haven't found my perfect mate yet. I should have been Asking for guys all along.

Asking for guys?
/nttawwt

Damned auto correct just outed me. I'm calling CNN.

::Submits @jimmymac03 dude on dude #3 request::

is there a manual, @jimmymac03?