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@Jimmymac03 said: @theesloth said:'tis ok. I'm more "Burlesque" than "Stripper" anyhow. Don't need no stinkin' pole when you can rotate tassled pasties on the twins in opposite directions simultaneously.@Jimmymac03 said:The fire pole has a larger girth. Whilst it can still be used for stripping purposes it is recommended by the United Stripping Federation of Strippers that you not do this unless you are a professional. So I keep the reg stripper pole for the n00bs.What if your basement has a fire pole, a stripper pole and also some h3tty tapestries?why have both fire pole and stripper pole? Can't one be used for both?
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If you look carefully you will see these ladies are using a fire pole not a stripper pole....and failing miserably
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@ivy_light said: @Jimmymac03 said:::makes notes for girl terr burlesque show::@theesloth said:'tis ok. I'm more "Burlesque" than "Stripper" anyhow. Don't need no stinkin' pole when you can rotate tassled pasties on the twins in opposite directions simultaneously.@Jimmymac03 said:The fire pole has a larger girth. Whilst it can still be used for stripping purposes it is recommended by the United Stripping Federation of Strippers that you not do this unless you are a professional. So I keep the reg stripper pole for the n00bs.What if your basement has a fire pole, a stripper pole and also some h3tty tapestries?why have both fire pole and stripper pole? Can't one be used for both?
:::buys tassles:::
::::and vajazzler::::
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@ivy_light burlesque FTW! Maybe my favorite performance art.
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Best Phish song to strip to? Any suggestions?For me it'd probably be the Island Tour Cavern.
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send the vids... really
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These non-regulation poles must be outlawed!
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Goodnight folksOnward and upward
::turns out basement light::
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@the_Crested_Hogchoker said: Goodnight folksGoodnight? Wtf is this this shit?!
Onward and upward
::turns out basement light::
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@jimmymac03Jesus christ dude I just read this thread and lold 5 different times at your posts.
can't wait to see you again this summer
::wonders if I might be gay::
uhhh goodnight. ::awkward::
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I keep staring at those panties trying to understand how they work.....I can't look away
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@muggleballs said: I keep staring at those panties trying to understand how they work.....I can't look awayBWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::wonders how her own panties work::
:::"What kind of work do they do in the first place??":::
Well, f*** this noise.
::::goes commando for rest of life::::
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@ivy_light said: @muggleballs said:Don't they look like a weird cut? Almost like she's wearing a thong backward?I keep staring at those panties trying to understand how they work.....I can't look awayBWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
::wonders how her own panties work::
:::"What kind of work do they do in the first place??":::
Well, f*** this noise.
::::goes commando for rest of life::::
::joins commando club. Such a time saver::
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::makes it rain for girl terr::
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Wow, you guys and girls were busy last night! As a .net chick I have to approve this thread. And FWIW, basement bedrooms offers the dark, dark in the daytime.
/nooner'd
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@Jimmymac03 said: @forbin1 said:
::makes it rain for girl terr::
Looks like I'm gonna have to see those girls for a while.
/TBI'd
//SCI'd
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My mental image of girl terr...except without the diamond heist...
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HFS @forbin1! We were totally practicing our synchronized walking in latex suits and heels yesterday! How did you get that video. Granted, I don't look my best there, but you get the idea of the hotness that is Girl Terr...
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I call not Kevin Smith's wife! We could heist some diamonds and free lab animals on the side, I'm down
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Next .net all lady meetup at my place
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@YorkvilleBeerLover said: Next .net all lady meetup at my placegive the date and time and airfare and I'll be there.
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@missblue75 said: @YorkvilleBeerLover said:I'll bring the liquor!Next .net all lady meetup at my placegive the date and time and airfare and I'll be there.
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sorry i missed this wonderful thread::failed background check::
::parents basement::
::stripper pole::
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I was wondering where you were miller. It didn't seem right without you
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